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Quit Hitting Yourself! Quit Hitting Yourself!:

By Brian Prisco | Seriously Random Lists | October 28, 2009 | Comments ()


1. Rocky vs. Rambo (Sylvester Stallone)

2. The Running Man vs. The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger)

3. Eva Peron vs. Breathless Mahoney (Madonna)

4. Fox vs. Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie)

5. Sheriff Brody vs. Bob Fosse (Roy Scheider)

6. Titus Pullo vs. Frank Castle (Ray Stevenson)

7. The Man Who Fell to Earth vs. Jareth the Goblin King (David Bowie)

8. Zod vs. Bernadette (Terence Stamp)

9. Neo vs. Ted (Keanu Reeves)

10. Bodhi vs. Dalton (Patrick Swayze)

11. Edward Scissorhands vs. Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp)

12. Charly Baltimore vs. Barbara Maitland (Geena Davis)

13. Frankenfurter vs. Pennywise (Tim Curry)

14. Mathilda vs. Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman)

15. Alice vs. Leeloo (Milla Jovovich)

16. Domino Harvey vs. Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley) (Though I'd rather see Elizabeth Bennett)

17. Kit McGraw vs. Eden Sinclair (Rhona Mitra)

18. Ace Ventura vs. Mask

19. John MacLaine vs. David Dunn (Bruce Willis)

20. Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo (Harrison Ford)

21. Luke Skywalker vs. The Joker (Mark Hamill)

22. Jason Bourne vs. Loki (Matt Damon)

23. Batman vs. Patrick Bateman (Christian Bale)

24. Captain Mal vs. Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion)

25. Walker, Texas Ranger vs. The Legend of Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris)



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