23 Reasons Why We Won't Miss That B*tch, Skyler White
By Joanna Robinson and Sarah Carlson | Seriously Random Lists | September 28, 2013 |
Because She Never Showed Walt Any Affection Whatsoever.
Because She Gave Walt A Hard Time Right From The Start And For No Reason
When He Never Gave Her Any Cause To Worry
Or Kept Anything From Her
Because She Was Always Harassing Him About Money
Because She Withheld Sex From Him. That Frigid Cow.
Because I Mean He Was Almost There For The Birth Of His Baby. That Counts, Right?
Because She Gave Ted All Of Walt’s Hard Earned Money Just Cuz She Felt Like It
Because She Selfishly Turned Her Kids Against Their Father The First Chance She Got
Because She Cheated On Her Poor, Innocent, Sick Husband
When He Would NEVER
Because She Thinks She’s So Damn Perfect
And She Always Thinks She’s Right.
Because She Smoked When She Was Pregnant That One Time. What A Sh*tty Mom.
Because, Face It, She Gets Off On That Life Of Crime
Because She’s Really Dumb And, Frankly, Kinda Slutty
BECAUSE SHE CANNOT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FROZEN YOGURT AND ICE CREAM. Even Todd Knows The Difference, Skyler.
Because She’s Kinda Ugly
You Can Tell No One In The Cast Even Likes Her
Because She Should Be Grateful For Everything Walt Has Done For This Family
Thank God Walt Finally Told Her Off
She Had It Coming
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