21 Mustaches To Make Your Upper Lip Twitch

By Joanna Robinson | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (42)

Happy Movember! What’s Movember? It’s a mustache growing charity that raises funds and awareness for men’s health, specifically prostate cancer and other cancers that affect men. Basically, if you’re a Movember man, you gotta go the whole month without shaving your face. This can be daunting for some, but we here at Pajiba are all about fundraising for the health of our menfolk. So here is some dandy inspiration for you of 21 men who I think look significantly better with mustache. You never know, this could be the beginning of a whole new facial chapter in your life men. So get to growing. I couldn’t find *every* single man I wanted. A free Pajiba T-shirt to the first commenter who can bring me the unmustachioed head of Wilford Brimley.

Groucho Marx

Carl Weathers

Mark Spitz
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Clark Gable

Josh Brolin

Sean Connery

Errol “In Like” Flynn

Daniel Day-Lewis
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Nick Offerman

Freddy Mercury

Edward James Olmos

Timothy Olyphant
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Mark Twain
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Jason Lee

Sam Elliott
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Yanni (FYI, I’m bringing Yanni Back)

Idris Elba
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Kevin Kline
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Tom Selleck

Charlie Chaplin

Burt Reynolds

P.S. If you can’t, you won’t and you shan’t grow a mustache, may I suggest you pick up a Pajiba T-shirt. The proceeds all go to helping our Guy with his cancer recovery.

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Not a good pic but

http://www.monstershack.net/reviews/full/gfx/thing/blair.jpg

(Damn, that was fast! SOLD! Email your color/size/style preference here!--JR)

Posted by: Roand at November 2, 2011 1:34 AM

When I get gray hair, I'm going for the full Sam Elliott. May even do the pubes like his moustache....Cause he's that damn cool.

Posted by: Rubble44 at November 2, 2011 1:36 AM

Sam Elliot without a mustache is like Hitler rape

Posted by: Protoguy at November 2, 2011 1:40 AM

FTR, Mrs. , has never seen me nekkid.

I don't know that that's anything to brag about ...

Posted by: , at November 2, 2011 1:42 AM

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/13/89/85/13898545_gal.jpg

Didn't win, but better pic.

Posted by: Rubble44 at November 2, 2011 1:44 AM

I'm assuming that Idris will never shave ever again after that mistake?

Posted by: Soap at November 2, 2011 2:06 AM

Wait. I thought November was Beardvember? Is that the same thing or an entirely different hipster holiday? I only prepared for the latter, I look like a pedobear with just the former...

Posted by: RobP at November 2, 2011 2:08 AM

Is it just me or does Charlie Chaplin without a mustache look an awful lot like John Stewart?

Posted by: Jiggy at November 2, 2011 2:27 AM

Have to say, most of them look better without the facial hair.

Posted by: debbye at November 2, 2011 3:09 AM

Is there some reason you feel the need to reference Errol Flynn's rape trial with your little "caption"?

He was not guilty, you know. Not of rape, anyway.

(I've just always loved the phrase, I had no idea it had anything to do with rape. --JR)

Posted by: Trevorsmom at November 2, 2011 3:52 AM

Elba don't count.

Posted by: hey at November 2, 2011 4:09 AM

Freddie looked like a member of The Village People with that thing. That's just wrong.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 2, 2011 5:26 AM

Jiggy - Thank you! I thought exactly the same thing.

Posted by: Rosa at November 2, 2011 5:38 AM

Nick Offerman without a stache looks really off. He seems naked without the facial hair, if that makes sense.

Holy mackerel, Charlie Chaplin looks so normal. I mean I understand that he's a character invention, but, wow, without the "tramp" persona he looks so ordinary.

Never would have thought of this but Mark Twain looks cute without the facial hair. Intimidating but cute.

Posted by: tallulahc at November 2, 2011 6:35 AM

Charlie Chaplin had beautiful lips.

It's always a little creepy to admire the looks of a man when you know they've been dead for decades.

Posted by: snapnhiss at November 2, 2011 6:52 AM

Oh Sam Elliott, you and your head tilt are a special kind of heaven.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 2, 2011 7:19 AM

I feel so naked: I have no lips, I have no hair. Just a straight monochromatic slide from nose to chin. Won't someone please make him to grow it back? Everyone says it looks so dashing and suits me so well.

Posted by: Kevin Kline's Mouth at November 2, 2011 7:23 AM

I think its just that photo, but mustache-less Mark Spitz looks an awful lot like Michael Fassbender.

Posted by: swimgrrl13 at November 2, 2011 7:57 AM

"Hello. My name is Yanni Chrysomallis. You killed my music sales. Prepare to die."

Posted by: bleujayone at November 2, 2011 8:25 AM

Olmos looks fine without that mustache. For example: http://www.availableimages.com/television/d/607-1/galactica+11.jpg

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at November 2, 2011 8:28 AM

Nah, no one can beat the Chopper Reid/Porn star handle bar mo' that my psych lecturer has going on. It's been handy in filling in those dull moments during class...

Posted by: Samantha at November 2, 2011 8:41 AM

How the hell can you say James motherfucking Bond looks better with a mustache? Is the crack good in Maine????

Posted by: Waldorf at November 2, 2011 8:45 AM

Sam Elliott just doesn't look right with short hair and no mustache.

Is there some reason you feel the need to reference Errol Flynn's rape trial with your little "caption"?

Is that where the phrase originated? Huh. Every time I hear it, my brain starts playing Salt-n-Pepa's "Break of Dawn:" I'm in like Flynn, guaranteed to win.

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at November 2, 2011 9:22 AM

RobP - you are thinking of DecemBeard. Although I thought my group of friends had invented that one. :-S

And I thought "In Like Flynn" came from the fact that he boned like a thousand broads.

Posted by: HallsyHatesU at November 2, 2011 10:07 AM

GAAAH! Sam Elliot! NO! IT CANNOT BE UNSEEEEEN!

*weeps*

Also, that one episode where Ron Swanson shaves off the mustache? Terrifying. I still have nightmares.

Posted by: figgy at November 2, 2011 10:20 AM

thought Sam Elliot was born with a mustache

Posted by: wickedwhisper at November 2, 2011 10:26 AM

Is it me, or do they look thinner WITH 'staches?

Posted by: Candee at November 2, 2011 10:31 AM

Oh, Joanna... you make me so, so HAPPY. Now nothing can ruin today!

Posted by: chanohack at November 2, 2011 10:43 AM

Ah hell, I wish I'd known about this in advance. There are a few things I'm good at, but growing facial hair is at the top of the list.

Posted by: Lucas at November 2, 2011 11:05 AM

Now that's a manly man list.

Posted by: John W at November 2, 2011 11:26 AM

Ask and you shall receive:

Wilford Brimley sans mustache:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsih7m6gel1qb0v4ro1_500.jpg

from The Thing

Posted by: John W at November 2, 2011 11:29 AM

My descendants were native peoples and I cannot grow continuous facial hair let alone a beard. Matter of fact I shave once every 3 to 4 weeks and there still is hardly anything there.

Posted by: roland at November 2, 2011 11:33 AM

Y'all, Mark Spitz looks infinitely better without the stache. And Mark Twain sans-stache has a dumbass confused look on his face like he just walked into a porn shop, sat on a dildo, and isn't sure why it feels like he just shat into his body rather than out of it.

Posted by: Donut Plains at November 2, 2011 11:49 AM

That was vivid.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien-Harris-Burtka at November 2, 2011 12:00 PM

What, no Alex Trebek? Behold, with and with the 'stach.

Posted by: DizMixen at November 2, 2011 12:55 PM

There exist in this world (indeed, on this very internet, though I dare not link you) mustachio'd and bearded pics of DarthCorleone. He looks kind of like an evil, mirror universe version of himself (and like everyone in an evilified mirror universe, he's extra hot).

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at November 2, 2011 1:24 PM

A quality mustache cannot be grown in a month. A passable mustache can. But Selleck-level? Nope.

Posted by: icecreamang at November 2, 2011 2:07 PM

God I love Sam Elliott. Young, old, he's always hot and IMNSHO Elliott wears his lip wig better than ANY man alive today.

Posted by: NeoCleo at November 2, 2011 2:21 PM

I'm going to ignore the fact that this is just a more fleshed out version of an earlier post because this one includes Sam Elliott and he has the only mustache that could ever challenge Ron Swanson. I don't mean that Sam Elliott's mustache could challenge Ron Swanson's mustache, I mean that Sam Elliott's mustache could challenge Ron Swanson the man. And it could probably make Tammy 1 submissive.

Posted by: AngelArm45 at November 2, 2011 3:40 PM

Clark Gable...

...damn he looks good. Wow. Just wow. Now I know what my mom was talking about.

Posted by: FyreHaar at November 2, 2011 5:11 PM

I object on the grounds that some of these images are decades apart. And that his sexiness Avery Brooks is not on here.

Posted by: Haystacks at November 3, 2011 3:03 AM

You should add a current pic of Mark Spitz- he is a gorgeous grey fox now.

Posted by: bananapanda at November 28, 2011 12:11 PM

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