Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Joanna Robinson | Lists | July 19, 2013
Because At Any Moment You Could Encounter The Famed Barrowman Grope
Because By Halloween Our Sharknado Costumes Will Be Played Out
Because Now I Know Where They Went Wrong Last Season On “Dexter.” Yvonne Strahovski Fell For The Wrong Morgan Sibling.
Because Of Miles Morales
Because Somehow These Flower Crowns Have Become A Thing
Because Sawyer Always Did Look Better In Glasses
Because Gillian Anderson Looks AMAZING
But Looks Even Better With Her Better Half
(Accept No Substitutes)
Because Of The Captain Hammer Dance
Because One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other (It’s The Thing That Was On “Road Rules”)
Because Sleeping On The Floor All Night Is More Fun If You Name It Something Cute
Because We’ve Found A Bizarro World Where Zachary Levi Is Still Relevant
Because Of Unexpectedly Short Hair
And Unexpected Beard Hair
Because After Years Of Looking Increasingly Like Your Aunt Mildred, Cary Elwes Got His Sexy Back
Because The Starks Are Alive…ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Because The “Hannibal” Cast/Crew Is Surprisingly Adorable
Because Celebrity Cosplay Is Cute…
But Fan Cosplay Is Better: Ruuuuuuuuuffffiiooooooo!
Cuuuuuuuuuuzcoooooooo!
Because The King And Queen Of Geekdom Are There. And They Look Marvelous.
