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Posted by: JakesAlterEgo at February 7, 2012 12:07 PM
Wanderlust needs to fuck off!
Posted by: Cliff Torres at February 7, 2012 12:10 PM
Irreversible, huh? Not sure many would be comfortable with that one...
And wow, I never noticed the nippleage in the Sex and Lucía poster, and I'm pretty sure I've seen it close up before. Jeez, what was I doing, admiring the lighthouse? Although I'm guessing that was totally censored.
Posted by: vic at February 7, 2012 12:14 PM
Right, JakesAlterEgo? I was all scrolling along and all of a sudden, BAM! Hardynip.
Posted by: admin at February 7, 2012 12:18 PM
For some strange reason I look at that Blue Velvet poster, but I keep thinking that it's actually a sequel for the Rocky Horror Picture Show with the slab in the lab being a billiards table now.
Go figure.
Posted by: bleujayone at February 7, 2012 12:20 PM
Romance and Cigarettes. Damn. One of the strangest movies I've ever seen.
Posted by: Alabaster Salamander at February 7, 2012 12:20 PM
Okay, just realized the lighthouse is a phallic symbol. Haha! That didn't do me any favors. Fuck you, Freud.
Posted by: vic at February 7, 2012 12:23 PM
Is that even the fassbelly?
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 7, 2012 12:25 PM
"NSFW-ish"? "Ish"? God damn. People need to start using these tags correctly. You got people on this site putting "NSFW" on Vitruvian Man and then "NSFW-ish" on shit with nipples. Nipples! Uh, nipples?!
I'm totally cool with nipples at work. Don't get me wrong, please. But we gotta use this shit correctly. People's shitty jobs are at stake!
Posted by: pissant at February 7, 2012 12:33 PM
People, people! An areola does not a nipple make. Unless you're a fourteen year old boy without an internet connection.
Posted by: admin at February 7, 2012 12:40 PM
That gives a whole new meaning to "jerry-rig", admin.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 7, 2012 12:43 PM
There's pretty clear nipples on the original 'Almost Famous' poster (intact as the cover on some foreign blu-ray editions of the film) - the (domestic?) poster appears to be airbrushed, no?
Posted by: greg at February 7, 2012 12:49 PM
Also, I'd have recommended the original oral sex-themed posters for 'Zack And Miri.' They didn't let them use them in the States, as far as I know but, here in Canada (well, Ontario, at least), they were pretty common in the subways.
Posted by: greg at February 7, 2012 12:51 PM
Too bad those new ads for Wanderlust ruin every picture and I am much too lazy to close it twenty times.
Posted by: Reina at February 7, 2012 12:53 PM
I swear to God, I promised that I'd never be that guy, but you've left me no choice.
You forgot Secretary.
...
No, really. You did. I don't know how, but you did.
Posted by: Skitz at February 7, 2012 12:58 PM
I'm totally cool with nipples at work. Don't get me wrong, please. But we gotta use this shit correctly. People's shitty jobs are at stake!
I heard this a la Governor William J. Le Pissantomane.
Give the Governor a harrumph!
Posted by: branded at February 7, 2012 1:19 PM
So, are you people saying that the female nipple is what makes it NSFW? We, as a culture, need to have a long talk with a therapist.
Posted by: John G. at February 7, 2012 1:21 PM
I would submit for your consideration the following:
1. Brittany Murphy from Sin City
2. Angela Jolie from Mr. and Mrs. Smith
3. The ASS from Unborn
4. Sucker Punch
5. Paz de la Huerta in Nurse
6. Jennifer Beals from Flashdance
Posted by: L.O.V.E. at February 7, 2012 1:43 PM
So, are you people saying that the female nipple is what makes it NSFW? We, as a culture, need to have a long talk with a therapist.
Haven't you heard? Nudity = pornography. Oh, and I didn't just equate nudity with pornography...I overwrote nudity with pornography! Sorry, sorry, I'm a programmer...
Posted by: pissant at February 7, 2012 1:44 PM
Where is the poster for Blow?
Posted by: Pants at February 7, 2012 1:56 PM
"Fired" is the first Bollywood horror movie I actually wanna see but haven't heard anything about in terms of release, anybody got any updates?
Posted by: MazinK at February 7, 2012 2:00 PM
Actually, I kind of want to take the Irreversible poster behind the middle school and rape it.
Posted by: Celery Man at February 7, 2012 2:07 PM
I can't wait for Celery Man's new album of child molestation jokes to drop.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 7, 2012 2:18 PM
Harrumph!
Is Guernsey a movie about her breasts, wherein she is stalked by a crazed farmer armed with a milking machine?
I'm very glad I'm on my day off so that I can view these posters without looking over my shoulder.
Posted by: The Wanderer at February 7, 2012 2:18 PM
Wanted? Really? You're turned on by Angie's pipe cleaner arm?
Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at February 7, 2012 2:30 PM
There's something so awfully wrong with Eva Mendes'arms in "The Spirit"'s poster.
Posted by: Claire at February 7, 2012 2:46 PM
I'm very glad I'm on my day off so that I can view these posters without looking over my shoulder.
You watch your ass.
Posted by: branded at February 7, 2012 3:07 PM
Branded, rest your sphincter!
Posted by: The Wanderer at February 7, 2012 4:07 PM
They made 47 Hitman movies!?
Posted by: fracas at February 7, 2012 4:36 PM
No likey Blue Velvet. Rapey poster is rapey.
Posted by: Ginger at February 7, 2012 4:54 PM
Ginger makes an excellenty pointy.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 7, 2012 7:54 PM
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"Guernsey" WTF?
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Posted by: lily at February 8, 2012 1:53 AM
'Guernsey' looks like a smart film.
Posted by: @Chrispeare at February 8, 2012 2:01 AM
Aside from the alleged Fassbelly (and yes Mrs. Julien, I share your doubts) there's not a lot of male eyecandy here... Though I heartily endorse nipplage in any way shape or form.
Posted by: cinekat at February 8, 2012 5:59 AM
What about this one for "Shame?" http://goo.gl/HtM4r
Posted by: Brent at February 8, 2012 6:54 AM
Make lemonade. I'm having fun with the Wanderlust popups. I down a shot every time the woman grabs a man's crotch or cops a feel of a nipple. Hey, it's only 10 a.m. at work, and I work from home, so my boss will never know cause this is my home computer, right?
Posted by: BWeaves at February 8, 2012 10:41 AM
WHOA. NSFW. Hi nipples, it's lovely to see you in my cubicle this morning.