18 Reasons Why You Will Love The Stuffing Out Of Steven Soderbergh's "Behind The Candelabra"
If you didn't catch Steven Soderbergh's FANTASTICALLY gay "Behind The Candelabra" this weekend, you missed something amazing. Do yourself a favor and seek it out. You won't be disappointed. I'm not sure you can give spoiler warnings on vague allusions to a true story, but if you're worried about having something "ruined" for you, you might want to duck out. Also, if you want something more substantive on the film, please read this fantastic review by our man in Cannes, Caspar Salmon. Otherwise? Enjoy the sequins and the 18 reasons why you'll love this glittering bit of madness.
Because Of The Cast And Crew's Dedication To And Attitude About This Amazing Project
For The Part Where Scotty Doesn't Know
For The Part Where He Does
For Reminding Us About The Word Krugerrand
Because Lucille Bluth WISHES She Looked This Fierce When Smoking
Because Of Carlucci's Pigs In A Blanket
Because Scott Thorson Is Supposed To Be 23 Here. Twenty. Three.
Because Of Scott's Face Before Plastic Surgery
Because Of Scott's Face After Plastic Surgery
Because They Stuffed Pillows Under Their Shirts To Signify A Fat Phase
Because Of Gay Icon Debbie Reynolds
Because Of The Yards And Yards Of Spangly Fabric
Because Of The Teeny Tiny Scraps Of Spangly Fabric
For The Parts Of Rob Lowe's Head That Moved
For The Parts That Didn't
Because Of The WHOLE Adoption Clusterf*ck
Because After He Died, Liberace FLEW AROUND AND SANG SHOWTUNES. THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED ON YOUR TELEVISION
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)