Pajiba

"The Imprinting Lifestyle" SLAYS me as much this morning as it did yesterday!

Oh my god, are the kids still doing the pogo?

Have you seen these movies? You really can't make them more hilarious than they already are.

I lost it at "Evil Harpo" and the Peanuts Christmas Special Dancers made me scream.

I so badly want this to happen. Rifftrax Live is always fantastic.

"What was our math homework?"

And now I wish I had booze so I could enjoy Rifftrax Twilight once more.

I DID NOT KNOW THERE WERE RIFFTRAX GIFS. I mean, I probably should've known, because, well, this is the internet's bread and butter, snarky captions and gifs, but still. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.

"Lllllllllladies..."

My single favorite line.

The best.

As the Rifftrax guys so eloquently put it, "Her love is based on him not killing her."

So yes, this needs to happen.

(Or if it fails, a live Rifftrax of Road House will be a fine substitute).

The Kevin Smith audio track of Roadhouse is pretty close, really.

ok, "got you a mustache" and keyring made me laugh out loud.

Also, holy hells is that bed-shaking gif disturbing.

ROWSDOWER!

My fiancee sent me the Kickstarter link yesterday before it went live. I'd been running around all morning, and by the time I actually got to open the link (mere hours later), they'd already exceeded their goal by about $10,000. Oh, internet. I think I love you again.

They actually tripled their goal by now. At this rate, I'm hoping for a Twilight Rifftrax marathon.

Oh sweet zombie Jesus, I would happily devote a day of my life for that masterpiece. RIFF ALL THE TWILIGHTS!

Can't we just rent a theater, buy a copy of the damned movie and play the Rifftrax side-by-side with it? If we don't charge admission can the studio really claim they're losing money? I know it's kind of a grey area, but for this, I'd be willing to try and make it happen. It would be a prefect reason to plan a Pajiba-Con.

If you rent a theater, you don't need to charge admission. In fact, I'm pretty sure that the theater leaves you alone for the duration of your meeting, wedding, or whatever you're planning to do inside the theater.

*mental note*

Now I need dozens of plastic drop cloths, two metric tons of bananas, 2000 turkey feathers, and 25 55-gallon drums of baby oil. It's going to be a long guest list.

Love the hell out of rifftrax, especially their twilight stuff.

I needs this. I needs it.

More than The Precious?

going to Manos: Hands of Fate was one of the best decisions I've ever made, not that that's saying much. But I don't want to get my hopes up, there is no way in hell the studio will sell them the rights.

I have seen zero minutes of any of these movies beyond TV commercials, and, well, these gifs. I think I understand now.

Perfection

Reason 18- Their forensic level analysis of the disappearing and reappearing armadillo that turned a continuity error into a conspiracy theory.

Mope . . . mope . . . mope . . . flick hair . . . mope . . . bite lip . . . mope . . . mope . . .

"OK, can we please get Ms. Stewart to the set!"

Mope . . . makeup . . . mope . . . hair . . . stare at shoes . . . mope . . . leave mouth open for 3 hours . . . mope . . .

YES. A MILLION TIMES YES.