17 Reasons We As a Nation Need a Live Rifftrax of Twilight
To further the anti-shirt agenda.
Because Mustache Dad.
Because...wait, what's my line?
Seriously, Mustache Dad.
Because you're hungry.
To learn helpful awareness tips.
Because you too could have a free, easy life, thanks to imprinting!
For the gift ideas.
Because smiling is overrated.
To learn what the whole series is really all about.
For information regarding the strongest honeymoon furniture.
Because dancing should be forbidden.
Because they speak the hard truth.
Because who can resist?
And, most importantly, and I don't know if I've mentioned it, because, Mustache Dad.
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