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15 Really Big Movie Stars Who Completely Disappeared in 2010

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (53)



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It often feels like Hollywood works on a different time system — way famous movie stars can disappear from the big screen for large chunks of time, and we barely even notice their absence. When’s the last time you saw Daniel Craig? It’s been two years. For most, even longer, since few people saw Defiance. But, he’s got a big summer movie in 2011, and is currently filming The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, so it doesn’t really feel like he’s gone anywhere. Will Smith hasn’t been on the big screen in two years, either, since 2008’s Seven Pounds, but he still feels vaguely omnipresent.

The absence of some of the others on the list below actually was felt. Where’d Eric Bana go? Keanu Reeves’ only real exposure has been the Sad Keanu meme, and Sacha Baron Cohen — so huge after Borat — has kind of faded since Bruno. For a few years there, it felt like Kate Hudson was in a romantic comedy every other month, and with the exception of the little seen The Killer Inside Me, she all but disappeared in 2009. As did Jennifer Garner, with the exception of a small role in Valentine’s Day. Anyone know what happened to Dane Cook? Who cares, really. He’s all but vanished. As did the revolting Dan Fogler, who was everywhere in 2008. Where’d Alison Lohman go? I guess Drag Me to Hell didn’t do much for her career, sadly (and unlike most of the folks listed below, she has nothing in the works). You know, Brad Pitt only did voice work in 2010. It’s the first year since his career began that he hasn’t been on the big screen. And who could imagine a year without a Will Smith tentpole, must less two? It takes a month or two to film a movie, what the hell do movie stars do with the rest of their time?

It’s part of the time system in Hollywood, suppose. It works in cycles, until the cycles run out. Did Hugh Grant retire? Where’d he go? Has he joined Rene Russo in the limbo between a movie career and death? You know, until this month, Ryan Gosling hadn’t been around for three years — since 2007’s Lars and the Real Girl — but it never felt like he was gone for that long. Yet, it’s only been four years since Robert Downey, Jr. could be seen in The Shaggy Dog, and it feels like he’s been back forever. Remember Josh Lucas? One day, he’s the next big action star, and the next day, he’s got a receding hairline and he’s playing “the other guy” in a Katherine Heigl romantic comedy. Orlando Bloom? How fast did that guy fall? His career came to a crashing standstill during Ryan Gosling’s hiatus.Anyone else miss Jeff Daniels? Tim Robbins (absent for 2 years), Frances McDormand (2 years), Carrie Anne Moss? Poof, and she’s gone.

There’s no point to this post. It’s the end of the year, and I’m rambling/marveling at the way Hollywood celebrity works — how fast you can fall, how long you can leave without being missed, and how short Hollywood time feels. It’s weird if you stop and think about it. I wouldn’t recommend it.

Anyway, here are 15 Really Big Movie Stars Who Completely Disappeared in 2010. Most, I’m sure will return, and be as big as they ever were. Hugh Grant? Robin Williams? I’m not so sure about.


Robin Williams
Keanu Reeves
Woody Harrelson
Eric Bana
Sacha Baron Cohen
Clive Owen
Isla Fisher
Zooey Deschanel
Viggo Mortenson
Will Smith
Vince Vaughn
Steve Martin
Daniel Craig
Hugh Grant
Kate Winslet










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Comments

Steve Martin has been touring with his bluegrass band most of the year, and he has a new book coming out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADNesm6F27U&feature=related

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 29, 2010 10:23 AM

Boy, pressures on to be bitchy now.

Umm...this list sucks.

*sigh*

Posted by: superasente at December 29, 2010 10:24 AM

If Will Smith isn't doing things but his kid is, that should count for half, shouldn't it?

Posted by: twig at December 29, 2010 10:27 AM

I don't give a shit about any of this (H/T Mac).

As Dustin basically said, most of these people are mediocre and immensely replaceable. Kate Winslet, Viggo Mortenson, and (perhaps) Daniel Craig have proven their range, abilities, and talent, so they'll work as long as they want. The rest need stunt casting, great writing, a specific type of character, lots of CGI and explosions, etc. to get by. And still others are riding waves of popularity that have long since receded into the murky depths (I'm lookin' at you Robin and Steve!).

And of course Isla and Zooey are welcome to pass the long nights at the Casa de Kballs where the linens are fresh and the $3 wine is plentiful.

Posted by: Kballs at December 29, 2010 10:32 AM

I was watching the RiffTrax of the last two Matrix movies about a week ago, when I was sick and didn't want to get out of bed, and it struck me... I still really like Carrie Ann Moss, even despite the craptasticness of those flicks, and I haven't seen her in years. Sure, I watched Fido for the first time last year, but that was already several years old. I can't remember the last time I saw her in a new movie. It's a shame, really. Damn you, Brothers Wachowski!

Wait, or is it Sisters Wachowski now...?

Posted by: RobP at December 29, 2010 10:46 AM

Is the wine organic? Zooey insists on biodynamic vino and won't touch your cheap ass wine.

Posted by: Scully at December 29, 2010 10:46 AM

Does pouring it down my body for her to catch in her mouth as it drips off my junk make it organic?

Then yes.

Posted by: Kballs at December 29, 2010 10:48 AM

Sold.

Posted by: Scully at December 29, 2010 10:50 AM

You missed the dynamic part. You have to jiggle a little bit too. Brings out the flavor. Of what I'm not sure.

Posted by: Ian at December 29, 2010 10:55 AM

If you do that during certain phases of the moon, that makes the wine biodynamic.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 29, 2010 10:55 AM

Carrie Ann Moss was Shia TheBeef's mom in Disturbia.

As for Viggo, if I'd filmed Eastern Promises and then The Road, I would want some time off as well. Also, Viggo's into literature and art. I think he's still running Perceval Press.

Posted by: alone in the dark at December 29, 2010 10:58 AM

Isla Fisher is a really big movie star? I like the girl and all but she's done, what, three movies?

Clive Owen can stay disappeared thank you.

Posted by: Carrie at December 29, 2010 10:58 AM

Zooey can use the break. It felt like she was everywhere for the last couple of years. She's exhausted the 'quirky girl' bit. Get a new schtick and I'll be more than happy to stare at your pretty baby blues again, Zooey.

Sacha Baron Cohen is slated to play Freddie Mercury. He'll be everywhere soon enough. I am missing Eric Bana something fierce.

Come on, Eric. Make some more films. You're the only reason I've sat through multiple viewings of Troy and your twenty minutes worth of Funny People. Give back a little, man.

Posted by: Kaleena at December 29, 2010 10:58 AM

My goddamned BODY makes it biodynamic.

Posted by: Kballs at December 29, 2010 11:00 AM

I'm pretty sure most of the people on this list don't qualify as "Really Big Movie Stars."

Posted by: tinmo at December 29, 2010 11:02 AM

When you said Eric Bana I was picturing Eric Stoltz ... Who peaked with Somekind of Wonderful way back in the day... And the great Vince Vaughn dissapeared after Swingers!

Posted by: El L Cool J at December 29, 2010 11:07 AM

I think Robin Williams was working on some film a few months ago and is now gearing up for a Broadway bow in February. Kate Winslet was taking time off after back-to-back filming of Reservation Road and The Reader. And Will Smith was pimping out his kids and pouring a ton of money into Fela! on Broadway.

Posted by: Robert at December 29, 2010 11:08 AM

"Sacha Baron Cohen is slated to play Freddie Mercury."
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Whoa, I don't think I knew about this. I'm moderately interested.

Posted by: , at December 29, 2010 11:13 AM

Hmm... has it been that long since "Batshit Crazy" Woody was so great in Zombieland? 2009? Really? Wow.
Most of these people - with the obvious exceptions you've mentioned - belong on this list and extend their stay on it through 2011 and well beyond.

Posted by: Spender at December 29, 2010 11:27 AM

"15 Really Big Movie Stars Who Completely Disappeared in 2010"

Robin Williams - Glad for it, hopefully this trend continues...
Keanu Reeves -Ditto
Woody Harrelson - Defendor
Eric Bana - Really Big Movie Star?
Sacha Baron Cohen - Probably bisy nailing his hot wife.
Clive Owen - Will return...
Isla Fisher - Really Big Movie Star? Probably too exhausted.
Zooey Deschanel - Touring with her band. MISSED!
Viggo Mortenson - Meh...
Will Smith - Glad for it, hopefully this trend continues...
Vince Vaughn - Glad for it, hopefully this trend continues...
Steve Martin - Hasn't he been missing for several years?
Daniel Craig - This should have been a Bond year, too busy nailing Rachel Weisz. Lucky Bastard!
Hugh Grant - No ensemble rom coms this year or none that needed a Brit...
Kate Winslet - Meh...

Posted by: reaperslogic at December 29, 2010 11:51 AM

Woody Harrelson was nominated for an Academy Award for "The Messenger". That's considered "completely" disappearing?

Posted by: Keith at December 29, 2010 12:03 PM

Some of these people have kids... in the case of someone like Winslet, I imagine it's a combination of being fairly picky with roles, the end of her marriage, having kids to take care of, and no longer needing to chase the Oscar.

For the other two women, they were hardly huge movie actresses before, and there's no shortage of pretty leading ladies with just decent acting capability.

For most of the men, they're in the in-between years. Getting a little too soft around the middle to play an action star, maybe a few too many wrinkles to play the leading man in a rom-com, not old enough for character actor status.

And even if these stars were all desperately seeking work, look at movie trends over the last few years. A lot more unexpected bombs than unexpected hits. A quick internet search shows that Hugh Grant got between $7 and 8 million for Notting Hill, which pulled in over $100 million. He was paid $12 million or so for Two Weeks Notice, which made just under $100 million. That was a pretty reliable formula - pretty boy actor, impossibly pretty but "normal" leading lady, rom-com, $10 million paycheque, $100 million box office. Standard throughout the 1990s. Doesn't happen anymore.

Posted by: CanOfPineapple at December 29, 2010 12:04 PM

I meant to add to the last paragraph that in the case of Hugh Grant, his paycheques may have decreased a little, but his movie grosses have decreased a lot - now maybe $20 or 30 million at the box office. And obvious point but it makes the paragraph seem a little less rambling.

Posted by: CanOfPineapple at December 29, 2010 12:09 PM

I thought Vince Vaughn had some movie coming out that is sure to be on next year's Movies No One Remembers list. Mind you, I won't see it, but I'm pretty sure it's coming out soon.

Posted by: Reba at December 29, 2010 12:30 PM

Zooey's blond sister/clone is on Bones (which is everywhere) so it is like she never goes away. I'm fine with only moderate amounts of Deschanel in my life.

Posted by: Lola at December 29, 2010 12:34 PM

"If Will Smith isn't doing things but his kid is, that should count for half, shouldn't it?"

Posted by: twig at December 29, 2010 10:27 AM


Half a cult member is better than none at all?

Someone wake me when I should care...

Posted by: IJ Reilly at December 29, 2010 12:48 PM

Robin Williams: Realized he could say no to a script.

Keanu Reeves: There really isn't a lot of range for an actor without a lot of range.

Woody Harrelson: "coughs" Bong hit anyone?

Eric Bana: Australia took him back.

Sacha Baron Cohen: Perhaps he realized he needed to come up with a new style of comedy.

Clive Owen: Can't explain this one except to realize Hollywood doesn't know a good leading man if it bit them on the ass.

Isla Fisher: Raping Vince Vaughn was such a good career move.

Zooey Deschanel: Standing in her sister's shadow.

Viggo Mortenson: Retired from film making.

Will Smith: 7 pounds of dead weight can postpone a career.

Vince Vaughn: See Isla Fischer for further details.

Steve Martin: People realized he's not as good as Peter Sellers.

Daniel Craig: Cowboys and frakkin' Aliens.

Hugh Grant: And his disappearance is a problem how?

Kate Winslet: A divorce and an Oscar can sure take the piss out of a career.

Posted by: bignick at December 29, 2010 12:48 PM

I know this is a weird thing to be picky about, but Emily Deschanel is not blond, at least not on Bones. In fact, I don't think there's one female regular or recurring character that is blond. And two of them are black (two!). And one is part Asian or Pacific Islander, I think. It's quite refreshing.

Wait, Angel's -- er, I mean Booth's new girlfriend this season is blond.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 29, 2010 1:13 PM

Eric Bana has a movie coming out with Cate Blanchett and that girl from "The Lovely Bones" whose name I can't spell.

Posted by: Craig at December 29, 2010 1:26 PM

Goddamn't. I wanted to argue this list so bad. You have no idea.

So, in an effort to do just that, I actually spent twenty minutes on IMBD trying to figure out if the ones I actually give a fuck about did anything this year. What did I find out? That you are right.

Fuckshit.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 29, 2010 2:49 PM

You pretty much nailed it,bignick.

Posted by: Apos at December 29, 2010 3:04 PM

Viggo dabbled as a poet and did a few tours on the spoken word circuit. Lets hope he's gone back to that now that he's insanely wealthy. He was (is) actually a pretty damned talented writer.

Posted by: Lennon at December 29, 2010 3:06 PM

Zooey Deschanel

Nice try.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 29, 2010 4:44 PM

I don't know all those names (Isla Fisher?) and of the ones I do, about half are what I'd consider big movie stars. And Keanu Reeves? When did he last appear in something?

Steve Martin has many interests. Apparently, he's tweeting now. He also has been writing. I believe his latest book was just published.

As for Daniel Craig, he scored one of the biggest movie parts in a while, aside from Bond, and is currently filming the American version of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." Not too shabby, I'd say.

Posted by: Shelly at December 29, 2010 5:19 PM

Steve Martin's been writing art history books; in fact, he pissed off a bunch of fans who went to a New York art symposium(?) where he talked about his new art history book - instead of his movies. That even made the Colbert Report. Nobody remembers this?

Posted by: leroygrey at December 29, 2010 5:22 PM

Steve Martin's tweets are fairly entertaining. He's very much doing his own thing, and it's experimental comedy, to be sure. Emphasis on the experimental. But it only really works because it's Steve Martin (which means I read them in his Jerk voice). He responds to fans fairly well, too. He responded to me before I even started following. Made my life.

LEAVE @STEVEMARTINTOGO ALONE!!!!

Posted by: RobP at December 29, 2010 5:39 PM

I will love Robin Williams forever and ever, amen.

Posted by: Dingles at December 29, 2010 5:46 PM

The only people I care about on this list are Viggo and Kate Winslet.

And Eric Bana? No one has successfully proven to me that he ever existed in the first place.

Posted by: greer at December 29, 2010 6:39 PM

Nobody on that list is a "really big" movie star!! They have all disappeared because their last few movies have been bombs and Hollywood won't stand for that.

Not on the list but mentioned . . . Brad Pitt has been busy producing (Eat Pray Love, Kick Ass, Time Traveler's Wife, etc.) and, remember he was supposed to film that baseball movie 2009 but ended up having to wait another year. PLUS, that "Tree of Life" movie that he filmed 100 years ago is only now being released next summer. So, Braddy will have at least two movies out in 2011. I don't really care about the others mentioned/listed.

Posted by: mslewis at December 29, 2010 6:41 PM

I know, you're using the term "movie star," which speaks to a certain popular awareness threshold, but damn, Robin has been doing television and the occasional stand-up gig, Steve Martin has been doing his theater/art lover thing (involving that book and supporting TV appearances), Will Smith appears ready to retire and go all Joe Jackson on his kids -- to which I say, let the little fockers support him and Jada, if it keeps him out of movies. Some of these folks have spent a fair amount of time acting acting rather than movie acting. It happens.

And Daniel Craig has been plenty busy, running naked through my dreams.

Posted by: Jerry at December 29, 2010 7:05 PM

Alison Lohman :(

Drag Me to Hell alone is enough to make me love her forever.

Posted by: Patrick the Bunny at December 29, 2010 8:19 PM

Zooey's been doing a lot with her music this year. Just because she isn't in movies doesn't mean she disappeared.

Posted by: camila at December 29, 2010 9:44 PM

Didn't 'It's Complicated' come out at the end of last year, running into January, etc? That would kind of count as Steve Martin being in a movie this year

Posted by: bdog at December 29, 2010 11:52 PM

Wait, or is it Sisters Wachowski now...?

Heh. Only one of them had a sex change, so I'd say it's just "the Wachowskis."


Will Smith's probably too busy trying to reach the OT levels in Scientology.

Posted by: Uda at December 30, 2010 12:40 AM

I miss Eric Bana.

Now that I have that out of my system, I'd just point out that while you've made a fair point in the course of your "musing", I don't think there's any firm conclusion to be drawn from it.

I think a lot of it is just the weird business of Hollywood. How movies get released is strange and arbitrary. Sometimes a particular actor will seem "absent" for a while, then have five movies come out at the same time. That might be all there is to it. And in some of these cases, like Isla Fisher, she had one baby and is also pregnant? I think? And as some have said, Steve Martin has many artistic pursuits, as does Viggo Mortensen. They will come back to acting when they feel like it.

And Keanu has more money than God, so he can be as sad as he wants to be and never be in a movie again and it'll all be just fine.

Posted by: MM at December 30, 2010 3:18 AM

I can't be the only one who thought Sam Worthington stabbed Eric Bana to death, dumped the body in Devil's Lake (ND), and took all his roles?
I am?
Oh. Carry on.

Posted by: Chance at December 30, 2010 10:36 AM

I heard a lot of actors work really hard for a couple years and take a year off.

Eric Bana had 4 movies last year. The best one was Star Trek where he played the bad guy Nero.

And really if someone's movie did not come out this year it does not mean they were not working. Didn't I hear something about a Men In Black 3? Or was it Bad Boys 3?

Well either way there are always cycles. One year we get Shia Lebeouf in everything. Wait... it might be the Shia Curse! I know Will Smith (I, Robot) and Keanu (Constantine) worked with Shia. Harrison Ford have a movie this year?

Posted by: DravenX23 at December 30, 2010 7:09 PM

Isla Fisher is in that movie about what would happen if Johnny Depp turned into a cartoon chameleon.

Posted by: Lucas at December 31, 2010 1:57 AM

Didn't 500 Days of Summer come out this year?

Posted by: Katie at December 31, 2010 2:04 AM

Isla Fisher is in that movie about what would happen if Johnny Depp turned into a cartoon chameleon.

Posted by: Lucas at December 31, 2010 1:57 AM

Yeah, Rango. I want to see that NOW!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at December 31, 2010 6:15 AM

whoa, Whoa, WHOA! Waaaaaaaaay too much Will Smith hate.

1. Will Smith is the man.
2. Though he hasn't been making movies, he's been producing and building his children's careers. Though it is weird not to have a Will Smith movie for 2 years.
3. He will bounce back. He will win an Oscar.

I hated Seven Pounds just as much as the next guy but let's not forget who we're talking about. This is Will Smith. The most likable actor on the face of the planet.

BACK OFF!

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at December 31, 2010 1:06 PM

Will Smith sucks.

Posted by: lake at January 1, 2011 5:31 PM

More importantly, what the hell has happened to Joe Pesci?

Posted by: anthony at January 24, 2011 2:05 AM