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13 Prolific Screenwriters Whose Faces You'd Never Recognize (Or Why Screenwriters Don't Appear on Camera)

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Seriously Random Lists | Comments (12)



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With the amount of trade news we write, there are certain screenwriters that we tend to see frequently — on some days, it feels like every Hollywood studio project is being divided up among 15 men (there are sadly no women on this list; the few notable female screenwriters tend to be better known as directors, and I’ve excluded those known more for their directing work, as they are more recognizable).

Truth is, I had no idea what most of these guys looked like until I compiled this list. Most people who follow the industry probably know what John August looks like (the guy behind a lot of Tim Burton’s films) and maybe William Monahan, but few would recognize many of those behind the movies that pollute our multiplexes look like.

So, for the curious among you, here are 13 currently prolific screenwriters whose faces you’ve probably never seen, but whose words with which you’re possibly quite familiar. Now, you can put a face to the name.


Christopher McQuarrie (Credit: The Usual Suspects, The Way of the Gun, Valkyrie, The Tourist, Jack and the Giant Killer and Wolverine II.)

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David Goyer (Credits: Dark City, Blade, Blade II, Blade Trinity, Batman Begins, Jumper, The Unborn and The Dark Knight, among others).

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Jon Lucas & Scott Moore (Credits: Rebound, Full of It, Four Christmases, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, The Hangover and The Change-Up. )

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Sean Anders & John Morris (Credits: Sex Drive, She’s Out of My League, Hot Tub Time Machine, and Mr. Popper’s Penguins. )

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Derek Haas & Michael Brandt (Credits: Invincible, 2 Fast 2 Furious, 3:10 to Yuma, Wanted and The Courier.)

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Rhett Reese & Paul Wernick (Credits: Zombieland, Zombieland II and Deadpool)

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Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci (Credits: “Alias,” The Island, The Legend of Zorro, Mission Impossible III, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Star Trek and Cowboys and Aliens.

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Allan Loeb (Credits: Things We Lost in the Fire, 21, Wall Street: The Money Never Sleeps, The Dilemma, Change-Up, Just Go With It, So Undercover and Protection.)

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Comments

I'm married to an aspiring screenwriter, and world class script consultant (www.scriptguy.com say Sweetie sent you and note the quote from Andrew Nichol), I find the range of work on each of the resumes kind of compelling. We pray that one day Mr. Julien will also have the opportunity to move between quality projects that display his true talent and the kind of sh*t that pays the bills.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 15, 2010 11:52 AM

I have one question for you, Allan Loeb. Why is there no bacon taped to the wall? WHY?

Posted by: branded at November 15, 2010 12:08 PM

There's a few of them who do not look as ashamed as they should...

Posted by: Simon at November 15, 2010 12:10 PM

David Goyer: a.k.a. the guy whose writing sounds good only when it's coming out of really, really good actors.

Posted by: Todd at November 15, 2010 12:36 PM

Some one in the know, please tell me. What kind of Hollywoodland salary are these commanding? I really need to know.

Posted by: JudoChop at November 15, 2010 12:36 PM

Did Anders and Morris meet each other at the Hollywood Gingers Club?

Posted by: gunnertec at November 15, 2010 12:41 PM

Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci,
You look exactly like the ass-bats your movies made me imagine you as. Soooooo go blow a big, tetsuo the iron man styled, transformer penis. Thanks.

Posted by: Blank at November 15, 2010 12:44 PM

JudoChop - You may need to know, but you do not want to know. This is my very basic understanding:

If they are commissioned to write a script, I believe Writers' Guild minimum is around $60K, but that's a minimum and these writers are known entities.

If they write a spec script they first get money when the property is optioned. If it actually goes forward, they probably make at least a couple/few/several hundred thousand up for the "official" script purchase with an extra percentage, up to a pre-specified limit, determined by the budget of the movie and, lastly, they might get back end money.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 15, 2010 12:58 PM

Oy! Where are the women?! Oh, sorry...ha. Silly me. I forgot. Women can't write. I really shouldn't be typing this, I have a pot on the stove, and the baby is crying and dear me, my husband will be home any time now!

Posted by: Joker at November 15, 2010 6:13 PM

Zombieland II? ...Not surprising, I guess...

Posted by: HappyGobo at November 15, 2010 7:08 PM

Did you choose pics specifically to maximize the douche vibe or was that just a happy coincidence?

Posted by: Jack Random at November 16, 2010 12:10 AM

(Or Why Screenwriters Don't Appear on Camera)

I object to this since Rhett is actually cute (this is not a photo observation; I’ve known him for awhile.) Some of these other guys are not bad looking either. McQuarrie looks like Stephen King in that photo, however. *shudders*

Posted by: Groovy Violet at November 16, 2010 9:55 AM