The 10 Current TV Characters With Whom I Would Most Like To Engage In A Round Of "Whither The Salami?"

10. Cary Agos

8&9. Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir

7. Ben Wyatt

6. Coach Eric Taylor

5. Jon Snow

4. Dr. Owen Hunt

3. Peter Bishop

2. Raylan Givens

1. The Doctor

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