This Week In Weird Wolverine News
Picture, if you will, me innocently going to the 7-11 by my office today to get myself a snack. I browse the aisle, settle on my choice (Pepsi and Sun Chips) and then, I am presented with this piece of marketing genius:
Uh huh. Feel free to click that bad boy to enlarge it.
Because when I think Wolverine, I think Slurpee! Am I right? Huh? Right?
WOLVERINE SLURPEE! It'll taste like... like... metal and chest hair? Sweat and snarling? Failure? Poor execution?
Oh, I know! I know! The Wolverine Slurpee will taste like pure, unadulterated geek rage.