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So wait, there's supposed to be a woman in that car?

Could have fooled me, eggo preggo.

I'm glad that police are investigating these utterances of death threats. Surely even the dimmest internet user understands that writing "Ellen Page if you continue to date Alexander I will K-1-L-L you in public in the next year" is illegal at some level. Or do these idiots not think that Twitter posts are public?

Actually, because of a clear lack of repercussions and retributions, idiots DO KNOW that they will get away with most threats of violence.

We've had this discussion on Pajiba not long ago, I believe it was in regards to some threats made on Rotten Tomatoes towards some critics (The Dark Knight Rises).

Sorry, "mystified."

I, too, am mystisfied by the appeal of a tall, young, attractive, well-conditioned Swede.

Oh, wait, no I'm not.

I was actually more worried about the dating part when I first read that heading. Wouldn't he just go through her? At least KimK had a tonne of padding.

And yes, Ellen Page is incredibly hot for someone who really shouldn't be (that somersault scene in Super).

It's awful that some psycho dipshit decided to use their perceived anonymity (thanks, Internet) to say something horrifying. Whether she's gay or not is none of our damn business, though I'm assuming that they're friends simply because if that was me in that car, I'd be clinging to him like a Tiddy Bear.

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There are many pretty famous people in the vault at my spank bank, but it would never occur to me to take that outside the fantasy realm, much less be threatened by their real world relationships. Heck, I don't tend to go to conventions or anywhere else there's likely to be star-fucking. Something about that whole culture freaks me out. If I run into a famous person, that's cool. I'm sure I'll be awkward and weird like everyone else. I just don't see seeking out opportunities to feel that way and/or make them feel uncomfortable or unsafe.

A friend of mine worked at a cinema and one day Alexis Bledel came in. He meant to say "I love you on Gilmore Girls" but instead just blurted out "I love you". It's possible she was slightly alarmed by this.

I volunteer my services as Ellen Page's personal bodyguard. And male-concubine.

Surely you mean bonkubine?

Ellen is probably only dating him because she wanted a himbo...

She's 5'1" and he's 6'4" how does that work?

As a petite woman, I can tell you, being lifted easily and held passionately against the wall by your very tall and naked boyfriend, is quite the turn on.

I'm 6'4" and I've dated women that short. If you want, I can draw you a diagram.

I think we all want that.

Gay, bi, whatever - she's still way too hot for that goofy lankstalk.
Let the downvotes begin...

Wait, there are people who think Ellen Page is HOT? Adorable, cute, prettyish...sure. Hot.....?

Hotter than the sun. Then again, I've always dug small women.

Have you seen her in interviews? Watched her get passionate about bees?

I promise you, your birds will perk-up.

I thought the same until Super.

Hot? YES! especially in Hard Candy. Lesbian, Bi, or Straight who cares?

Ellen Page has not disappeared. She's been in my fantasy world, where I'm in my mid-20s and we spend all our time together, and I do my best to ignore my suspicion that's she's probably more interested in the girl next door.

FYI, the psycho who threatened her was a dude, so it was probably someone who was too stupid to realize she plays for the other team and wants her to himself.

She is the lead in the new PS3 game "Beyond Two Souls" which looks A-Mah-zing! It should put her in spotlight again.

She’s so kind. And Canadian. And adorable.

And, um ... Gay? Not the brightest fangirl in the lightbulb store.

Ellen Page is GAY????? All those fantasies have been for NOTHING?!?

Bi, supposedly. So no reason she couldn't be dating Skarsgard.

In both cases, SHE hasn't actually confirmed anything. Some idiot with a blog decided it was his responsibility to out her - she never responded to it. So her sexuality, at present, it her own business, and not a fact we actually know.

Right. Hence the supposedly.

This has nothing to do with whether or not Ellen Page is entitled to privacy or some idiot with a blog. This is about anyone with even a remotely functioning sense of gaydar coming to the conclusion that Ellen Page is PROBABLY a lesbian and therefore heterosexually motivated death threats are not the best or most productive use of your murder planning time.