The Weekly Caption Contest August 17, 2012
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The Weekly Caption Contest

By Michael Murray and Replica | Miscellaneous | August 17, 2012 | Comments ()


Last week was a week of great excellence for the Pajiba Caption Contest thing. Brilliance, often in the form of rape jokes, was flying all over the goddamn place and let me tell you, it was very difficult to narrow them down to just three finalists. But as I am determined and have the courage of Lassie, I did it. As a reminder, I will provide the image that Replica provided last week:


Third place is going to the always incisive mswas, for her candid reflection:


Now we all know what girls think.

Second place goes to the force that is NateS1973, for his poetic submission:

"Your "Magic Ray"
sure won't last long
So I'll stay inside
with my latex dong"

This one is really too good not to win, but life is not fair and neither is this competition.

The winning submission, probably because I'm fascinated by gymnasts, goes to Bert_the_Pajiban for:

"McKayla is not impressed by magic rays."

And it wasn't a standalone submission either, but one that included a picture of McKayla's perfect bitch face! USA! USA! USA!


Congratulations, Bert, you have won a DVD copy of Jersey Shore Shark Attack, as signed by a member of the Rowles family! Just send us your address and good sir, your Christmas shopping is as good as done!

This is the image that Replica has provided this week.


Have at it, mighty Pajibians, and may all glory be yours!

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Hiro_the_Eighth_Samurai

    "Ladies, I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts," says Redhead McGee, of Riverdale, as he walks away from a guy and two girls at Leavem Park on Saturday. McGee later dropped his shirt on the grass in order to, he said, "let them get a sniff of what they're missing."

  • thejaxeffect

    Hide yo kids, hide yo wife

  • Carl

    Proof positive that the brain is the biggest sex organ.

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Yes, they are real. And they are fabulous!

  • After defeating the Fratellis and One-eyed Willie, Chunk realizes what it truly means to be a Goonie forever.

  • When it's this hot, milk is never a bad choice.

  • Melina

    Because let's face it, sometimes the Kool Aid Man can't make it...OOOOHHHH YEAHHHHH.

  • Lance

    Mmmm. Donuts.

  • TheEverGuest

    That's right, ladies, hail to the beef.

  • Nico

    Kid: Team Jacob!!
    Six Pack: Silly kid, everyone knows now that Edward gets the girl.
    Brunette: Hmmm, I think I'm drunk enough to hit that.
    Guy in back: no son, don't worry about werewolves and vampires.. this is how you find the g-spot, that's how you make a girl happy.

  • Wōđanaz Óðinn

    "My milksake brings all the boys to the yard"

  • Kip Hackman

    As Stephen walked toward the pool, he knew that the International Cannon Ball Championships would never be the same after this day.

  • Quatermain

    "Some ladies like a beefstick, but some will always prefer the jelly roll."

  • the_wakeful

    If I'd known it was man-boob season I would have stayed inside.

  • scone

    The words rang out and silence descended. People watched, disbelieving that this was actually happening. They looked side to side, expecting a flash mob at any moment. ....Any Moment.... but no one joined the solo jogger who's rapid disrobing and ungainly weaving tore a ragged gash through the stupefied crowd.

    On that day Frank the Tank was born. The rest, as they say, is history.

  • scone

    As the young god Bacchus struts through the park his natural magnetism incites interest and excitement. 'Who is this confidant stranger?' they wonder. Suddenly, what once was a pastoral afternoon erupts into a frenzied, orgiastic, celebration that none can stand against. Discarded articles of clothing arc overhead like TP streamers. The river, now flowing with wine, attracts twenty-somethings like wildebeests to a watering hole during the Serengeti drought season. The air echos with a cacophony of passion and laughter as Bacchus continues his jolly pilgrimage through their midst. The 'god who comes', indeed.

  • w00t

    20 pts for creativity :D

  • bleujayone

    "Oh sure, they all laughed at Norman at first. But two minutes later when he tripped and dropped his pants, their laughter turned to shock and awe when they saw the 15 inch hog he'd been smuggling. Suddenly Raoul's six pack meant very little as his steroid diminished package."

  • AudioSuede

    Oh shit, how did the internet find my high school nightmare?

  • aud

    This pie-eatin' contest is ON, muthafucka!

  • Berg


  • Kenny G.


  • Just saying, as the guy who first posted this picture on Reddit, I would like the credit for making Conor internet famous.

  • aroorda

    Gingers take note: you too can persuade even roided out "hetero" dudes that you got it going on with just a bit of confidence.

  • googergieger

    Wow, even in college that Southern Comfort guy lived by his "whatever's comfortable" lifestyle.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Offscreen: truffles.

  • Darcy

    An in this controversial episode of Saved By The Bell, Mario Lopez takes steroids and Mark-Paul Gosselaar takes hamburgers.

  • Quatermain

    This is the first one to make me laugh out loud. Good job.

  • howwierd65

    I know i should be checking in with my parole officer but damn that kids slip-n-slide looks good...

  • Don Juan de Markup

    Craig's List ML4M
    B-cup dough boy bottom looking for D-cup gym twink top around noon at the park by the lake for "water sports." Chubby chasers only!

  • rhombus

    ??? Okay lets all make fun of a fat kid. WTF? Pajiba, I expect more from you. This is mean.

  • Ay, we looking at different pictures here? This kid is practically Sassypants McKonfidence. I suspect we are here to glorify him.

    I can't even drum up the self-esteem to post under my real name on the internet. Look at him flaunt business.

  • Halesonearth

    Spoken in a Karl Perkins voiceover, "An alpha male watches over his herd while nearby a juvenile male practices for his first rutting season".

  • Obviously his own personal soundtrack is Tupac Shakur: All Eyez on Me, bitches. All Eyez on Me.

  • Winter is coming.

  • Ted Zancha

    Eugine- A "man" that really is too sexy for his shirt.

  • "Hey lady, here's a sneaker! Hello!? Is this your sneaker? Hello? Look, over here... for just a second. Sneaker. I've got a sneaker!"

  • lowercase_ryan

    Magic Micah

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Bitch please! I'll show you a c-cup.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    The quality of Ru-Paul's Drag Race has really fallen off in the latest season.

  • Lb

    Sparkles? Screw that. I shine like the sun, Twihards.

  • Definitive proof that gingers do indeed have rolls.

  • badmthfckr

    "Alright, who's ready for the Truffle Shuffle?"

  • Elfrieda

    "If this stunt doesn't impress McKayla, nothing will."

  • GunNut2600

    "Tramp stamp totally worth it"

  • buell

    I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.

  • TheOtherGreg

    "Like Grandpa Simpson, Gerry could remove his underwear without taking off his pants."

  • Bert_McGurt

    "I've got your Dustin rolls right here ladies..."
    /jiggles belly

  • TheOtherGreg

    "Bakers gonna bake"

  • e-dogg

    "...and what's more Slater, this shirt right here that I just took off? It's your mom's. Booyah!"

  • BobbFrapples

    "I like that he took the time to shave the amount in his trust fund into his back hair."

  • Frankie's hypnotic paleness was the perfect distraction for...The Floating Shoe, Destroyer of Knees!

  • Sara_Tonin00

    keen eyes

  • Romeo Cranberry

    THIS IS BULLSHIT! "the magic ray is my penis" is comedy gold and it's wasted on you bunch of whittling i-hop monkeys.

    it's clever and super current (dr. horrible's sing a long blog came out last week, right?), yet it was snubbed...even beaten by "ewwwwww" this competition is a travesty, a sham, and mockery. IT'S A TRAVISHAMOCKERY!

  • Jerce

    "Whittling IHOP monkeys" is now my go-to insult. I cannot wait until I get an opportunity to use it.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Little did Adrian realize, but he would meet that shirtless, strutting teen 10 years later. That chance encounter on the stage would lead to a lifetime friendship. Oh sure, he beat him outa for that coveted spot on the Chippendales, but one day hee would look back to that day at the park and knew why the ladies loved Barney.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Why yes, the cameras were there that day to mark the momentous event!

  • BWeaves

    You suck up. You know that a including a photo practically guarantees a win. (Turns green with envy)

  • L.O.V.E.

    Sorry, B, but the games out there. Its play or get played. Its that simple.

  • dizzylucy

    After hearing so much about the ladies loving a Charming Potato, Bobby finally had the confidence to flaunt his round whiteness.

  • Ladies...

  • Mrcreosote

    A shot from the heart rending documentary
    "A Land Without Belts"

  • branded_redux

    The onlookers are about to experience the Dark Side of the Moon.

  • The first person to submit "I'm sexy and I know it" with video gets a swift punch to the gut.

  • LibraryChick

    Wouldn't the Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy" be more appropriate, especially the line about "I'm too sexy for my shirt/Too sexy for my shirt/So sexy it hurts"?

  • He is clearly too sexy for his shirt.

  • Hee! Well played.

  • BWeaves

    StayPuft Marshmelloagon vs. JerseyShoreous . . . Next on SyFy

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    Says six pack abs: Yeah, that's my cousin. Poor kid -he truly believes he's Jason Statham so he's compelled to take of his shirt in any social situation and speak in gruff one liners. I mean, he's under a doctor's care and all but I kind of hope he stays this way - you should see that kid drive."

  • Dr.SweetBabboo

    Muscles McPecks: "That guy just gave zero sh*ts."
    Shirtless: The Amazing!: "F**k it's hot."
    **musical overlay of the theme from The Sopranos**

  • Pinky McLadybits

    If you are what you eat, this young man has been eating confidence. Probably dipped in cheese and chased by several 2 liters of Pepsi, but confidence nonetheless.

  • VonnegutSlut

    "A young, slightly chubby Benedict Cumberbatch steals a man's shirt in the misguided attempt to replace the dignity a pair of too tight Levis stole from him. Elementary, my dear Watson."

  • VonnegutSlut

    Little did we know that shirt belonged to one Jim Moriarty...

  • zeke_the_pig

    Blind Man Fondles Invisible Man's Testicles As Crowd Is Distracted By Fat Man.

  • <3


  • Wednesday

    Ladies, why settle for a six-pack when you can have the whole keg?

  • MichaelAndTheArgonauts

    "Don't worry ladies, you can thank me later."

  • Snath

    "Oh yes, that's right. He's so into me."

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