The Insane Hobbit Versions of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Separate After 30 Years of Marriage

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The Insane Hobbit Versions of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett Separate After 30 Years of Marriage

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | October 8, 2012 | Comments ()


If I am lucky enough to be married for 30 years, and after three decades decide that it's not working anymore, you know what? I'm probably going to keep my mouth shut and ride it out until the sweet release of death. You don't f*ck with 30 years. I don't care how successful you are in life, unless it's an abusive one, a 30-year marriage is probably the biggest accomplishment you will ever achieve.

But that's where it seems to be ending for Danny DeVito, 67, and Rhea Perlman, 64, who are separating after 30 years of marriage. That's bummer news, especially since I always kind of thought of them as the real-life versions of Miracle Max and Valerie from The Princess Bride. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

Damn you, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler: Look at what you've wrought!

(Source: ABC News)

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