Steven Spielberg Has Been Outed as the Sport-Hunting, Triceratops-Killing Monster He Is
It’s pretty widely accepted that the worst person on the the entire internet right now is that terrible Texan cheerleader who’s gotten famous off of killing endangered animals and posing with them while being blonde. Seriously, if you’re looking for a way to get famous quick, that’s probably your best option.
A man named Jay Branscomb posted a (satirical) response on Facebook, outing that damn Spielberg for his monstrous ways.
If you can’t read it, that caption says,
Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man.
And shame they did. Some commenters got really, REALLY upset at the “uneducated” hunter’s lack of knowledge surrounding the species he hunts. Cause dinosaurs are, like, important, you know? Cause of ecosystems.
Because if there’s one thing we know about internet rage, it is that it is truly blind.
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