Joel McHale Call Justin Bieber A F*cking Idiot On 'Conan'

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Joel McHale Calls Justin Bieber A F*cking Idiot On 'Conan'

By Joanna Robinson | Miscellaneous | January 15, 2014 | Comments ()


Is Bieber low hanging fruit? Oh the lowest. But that doesn’t mean we can’t take pleasure in seeing him get smacked around by Joel McHale. Just like a Tyrion slap, this particular crack stings so good. The King Joff of Pop, our very own Bieber, is currently under investigation for felony egging (yeah that’s a thing) and for causing several thousand dollars worth of damage to his neighbors home. Apparently he and his merry band of juvenile psychopaths were caught on tape. Take it away, McHale:

Let’s see it again. Just the good bit.


(via Team Coco)

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  • Conan is terrific, getting these conversations out in the open, and then dweebily taking notes with his pencil. Perfection.

  • Todd Sikkema

    Imagine the wee Biebs actually serving some jail time. "What are you in for?"
    "I killed my sister's husband because he took my crack pipe. What are you in for?"


  • opiejuankenopie

    He'd never go to real jail, silly! He's a celebrity living in L.A. The most dangerous thing about celebrity "jail" is Lindsay Lohan's voracious cooter.

  • Todd Sikkema

    But he's got tattoos and a posse. He's bad to the bone.

  • Todd Sikkema

    Is Voracious Cooter the daughter of Ry?

  • e jerry powell

    Niece, maybe.

  • I wish I played an instrument. Voracious Cooter needs to be a band.

  • e jerry powell

    I'm naming my string quartet Voracious Cooter.

  • Best known for its stirring rendition of Bach's "Air on the G String," no doubt.

  • e jerry powell

    Damn right.

  • bastich

    "The Voracious Cooter" is my new rasslin' name!

  • dizzylucy

    So say we all, Joel McHale.

  • kirbyjay

    Adding Felony Egging to his rap sheet along with Misdemeanor Bucket Pissing, Beached Whale Slandering, Urban Identity Theft Grafitti and Handicap Tourist Attraction Larceny.
    What a BADASS GANGSTA!!!!

  • bastich

    Don't forget his crime of Impersonating Ellen Page.

  • BlackRabbit

    It's part of his Illuminati hazing ritual before he joins the inner circle.

  • DataAngel

    Next he'll be smacking the lunchtrays out of the hands of grade four kids.

  • Armond White is my master now

    And that's another reason why I love Joel McHale so much...

  • zeke_the_pig

    We have an old, succinct saying here in England: 'I want to feel sorry for Justin Bieber, I really do: having to deal with the harsh vagaries of fame at that age must be tough. But I'll be damned if he's not making it bloody hard by acting like a total prat.'

    The old lady down the butcher's is really of fond of reciting that one in a charming Victorian lilt while slamming her glove-covered fist into a hanging husk of pork. No-one really talks to her, because she'd knock them out with one swing, but we all smile an agreement with a nod of the head and a downcast eye. Who knows what she's training for.

  • Tinkerville

    Never change, Zeke.

  • She's training for exactly that, every day. There's a certain Zen fabulousness about it.

  • kirbyjay

    Is Zeke a Brit? I knew I loved him

  • zeke_the_pig

    He's actually a Czech. But Britain adopted him a loooooong time ago.
    Even longer in pig years.

  • nailpolishcolor

    Only in the celebrity world can the cops find cocaine in your house, and blame it on someone else.

  • Hey, if "but officer, these aren't my pants!" goes over... it's gonna take a lot more than finding it in the house.

    I just hope McHale knows what he's doing, risking his critical tween-girl demographic. ;)

  • Dewey: That's not my gun.
    Raylan: It says "Dewey" on it.
    Dewey: That's a common name in these parts!

  • cedarfalls

    Oh, I don't know - Biebs is white, Lil Za is black. Makes perfect sense (sadly).

  • Coolg82

    I read that as "facking" because of the "at" thingy.

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