Jennifer Lawrence's Tale of Her Drunken Academy Awards Aventures Can't Wait for Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Jennifer Lawrence's Tale of Her Drunken Academy Awards Aventures Can't Wait for Late Night with Seth Meyers

By Cindy Davis | Miscellaneous | April 30, 2014 | Comments ()


This is what happens when talk shows get taped early, folks — word gets out. Of course, now we’ll all watch to hear Lawrence tell the story herself anyway, so everybody wins. But we can’t wait that long for this story… The actress went in to record an episode of Late Night with Seth Meyers (airing May 21st) and according to a audience member, told Myers about her drunken Academy Awards after-party adventures.

Lawrence recalled how she was “wasted” at the March 2 ceremony in L.A. “She was so out of it, she said, that she got sick at a post-show bash—and (Miley) Cyrus witnessed the whole thing.”

“Jen said she was so drunk, she puked on the stairs at Madonna’s after-party, and Miley walked by and said something like, ‘Get it together, girl!’”

Just let that thought roll around in your head for a second; imagine Miley passing judgement, and try not to die laughing. I do hope Madonna was looking out the window.


(via Us Magazine)

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  • Davis

    One day when she tells one of these unfunny wacky stories I want the talk show host just to look at the his cards sigh then move onto the next question.

  • VohaulsRevenge

    Relevant gif is relevant:

  • cruzzercruz

    Oh, who cares? These people are actors, throwing up at a party is the low on the list of things that are going to have people shocked. If you said she shot up heroin and got tag teamed in the living room, then I'd say, "Huh, sounds like Hollywood!"

  • Hayley

    I cannot stop laughing at the reactions of the people sitting around her- specifically, the blond in the corner going "OMG", the old guy sitting next to her, and the lady right behind her. Who are these people?!

  • Mrs. Julien

    The extras in a pre-taped bit at the Oscars.

  • elirt

    what was the bit? i've never seen the whole thing, just that gif.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It was part of the Seth McFarlane song vomit "We Saw Your Boobs".

  • elirt

    thanks! i always wondered! ugh - glad to see the gif, the song sounds lames.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Ha, ha, ha, how hilarious and hilariously unprofessional at a work event.

    It's official. I am no fun.

  • kirbyjay

    Haven't puked on anybody's property since I was 14 so yeah, get it together JLaw.

  • LL

    Miley's done wild things, but she's always been in control. Anyone who drinks to the point of puke in a stairwell at an Oscar party needs to get it together.

  • Bananaranma

    Shag Jennifer, Kill Madonna, Marry Miley

    I've always thought Miley's crazy girl act was 100000% calculated. Game of Thrones crosses more taboos in 20 minutes than Miley has in 10 years.

    Plus has she ever had a spontaneous "insane" stunt? Think Britney Spears shaving her head, wandering into traffic crazy. Nope, every crazy act is planned out and takes place on HUGE stages for maximum publicity. Guarantee in 5 years she's a guest judge on The Voice with a permanent seat on The View..

  • BWeaves

    Shag Miley, Kill Madonna, Marry Jennifer.

    I agree, that Miley's act is 100% planned in advance, so I'd just shag her and leave her.

    Jennifer would be a lot more fun to be around for life.

    Maybe I wouldn't kill Madonna, but I'd definitely puke on her steps.

  • Emily Smith

    Definitely the way to go. Though you might have to kill Madonna after puking on her steps. Unless you're super famous like Jennifer, I can imagine Madonna taking one look at someone puking on her steps and snapping them in half with her crazy biceps.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    It's like I don't even know you...

  • Bananaranma

    Go to bed, Miley.

  • Valhallaback Girl

    Shag, kill, marry.
    Madonna, Miley, Jennifer.

    In that order.

  • _Alexander_

    You missed the part where before she got drunk she made out with Emma Stone and they sang Spice Girls song least I hope this is what happened

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