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I'm Aaron Sorkin, Bitch (Part II)

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (68)



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Yesterday over on HuffPo, Aaron Sorkin wrote a vicious piece on Sarah Palin, in response to her shooting and killing a Caribou on her TLC reality show, “Alaska.” It needs to be read in full to fully appreciate it, but here’s the most I’m allowed to fully quote without running afoul of fair use laws (actually, it probably does run afoul, but fuck it):

I eat meat, chicken and fish, have shoes and furniture made of leather, and PETA is not ever going to put me on the cover of their brochure and for these reasons Palin thinks it’s hypocritical of me to find what she did heart-stoppingly disgusting. I don’t think it is, and here’s why.

Like 95% of the people I know, I don’t have a visceral (look it up) problem eating meat or wearing a belt. But like absolutely everybody I know, I don’t relish the idea of torturing animals. I don’t enjoy the fact that they’re dead and I certainly don’t want to volunteer to be the one to kill them and if I were picked to be the one to kill them in some kind of Lottery-from-Hell, I wouldn’t do a little dance of joy while I was slicing the animal apart.

I’m able to make a distinction between you and me without feeling the least bit hypocritical. I don’t watch snuff films and you make them. You weren’t killing that animal for food or shelter or even fashion, you were killing it for fun. You enjoy killing animals. I can make the distinction between the two of us but I’ve tried and tried and for the life of me, I can’t make a distinction between what you get paid to do and what Michael Vick went to prison for doing. I’m able to make the distinction with no pangs of hypocrisy even though I get happy every time one of you faux-macho shitheads accidentally shoots another one of you in the face.

So I don’t think I will save my condemnation, you phony pioneer girl. (I’m in film and television, Cruella, and there was an insert close-up of your manicure while you were roughing it in God’s country. I know exactly how many feet off camera your hair and make-up trailer was.)

And you didn’t just do it for fun and you didn’t just do it for money. That was the first moose ever murdered for political gain.

The only thing that would’ve made that better would’ve been if Martin Sheen had delivered it after Sarah Palin had suggested gays were an abomination. “In this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.”









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Comments

Caribou are not moose. Just sayin...

Posted by: logan at December 8, 2010 10:49 AM

I love The West Wing and I generally agree with Aaron Sorkin's sentiments on this matter.

But this part: ...a visceral (look it up) problem...
makes him seem like a bit of a smart-arse.

The editor should have called him on that.

Posted by: Simon at December 8, 2010 10:51 AM

I would bet my hair that she did need to look it up

Posted by: astounded at December 8, 2010 11:00 AM

His first response in the full article to her directive to "save your condemnation" was way more blunt than that, Simon.

Posted by: Rykker at December 8, 2010 11:02 AM

@Simon I love Sorkin to death but anything he writes where only one small part makes him seem like a smart-ass is actually a big step for him. :)

Posted by: trippdup at December 8, 2010 11:05 AM

I would disagree with the use of "vicious" to describe Sorkin's piece.
"Honest" and "truthful" would be more accurate.

Although decidedly not a conservative, I always respected William F. Buckley for his intellectual rigor and intelligence.
The "leaders" of today's conservatives are ignorant buffoons and it's about time they were called out for the empty posturing, inconsistent policy positions and pandering to the lowest common demoninator.

In their current form, the conservative right has perfected the art of politics while completely failing at the art of governance.
They don't even pretend to give a shit about their constituents, consistently and unwaveringly prepared to advance an agenda over the needs of the very people who voted them to power.

Although I'm sure Aaron Sorkin has no desire to be so, I sure wish he was the President today.

Posted by: clocker at December 8, 2010 11:10 AM

Vick has, whether you believe him or not and PLEASE let's not get into that debate, since apologized and attempted to atone for his actions so on that level, what Palin did is actually worse.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at December 8, 2010 11:13 AM

I don't have a caribou in this fight, but it seems like a good place to put this:

www.post-gazette.com/pg/10342/1109127-100.stm?cmpid=MOSTEMAILEDBOX

Posted by: , at December 8, 2010 11:17 AM

Vick paid for his crimes and is working against dog fighting now. That is done.

visceral (look it up)

Stemming from the word "Viscera" AKA the internal organs of the body, most often referred to the internal organs inside the chest/abdomen.

If I'm honest, I don't know why Sorkin picked this fight. All it'll do is embolden Sarah Palin and her Palinites. If she had a permit and was following all regulations for hunting, she had the legal right to shoot that caribou.

So why make a minute of red state showboating into a sure-to-be dick-measuring contest??

Posted by: Fredo at December 8, 2010 11:24 AM

And, for the record, that Bartlett beatdown ranks as one of my favorite 4 minutes in TV history.

Posted by: Fredo at December 8, 2010 11:28 AM

So why make a minute of red state showboating into a sure-to-be dick-measuring contest??
Because it's about time that someone on the Left proved that they have a dick (and the accompanying balls).

Posted by: clocker at December 8, 2010 11:31 AM

that Bartlett beatdown ranks as one of my favorite 4 minutes in TV history.

I never got into "West Wing," but yeah, that clip is golden.

Posted by: Rykker at December 8, 2010 11:32 AM

She needs to be shot through a wormhole that leads to a room... WITH A MOOSE. Just her and the moose, for all eternity.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 8, 2010 11:36 AM

She needs to be shot through a wormhole that leads to a room... WITH A MOOSE. Just her and the moose, for all eternity.

"Grrr! Something's broken...AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT?!"

"I know....I'm scared too"

Posted by: Fredo at December 8, 2010 11:45 AM

"I’m able to make the distinction with no pangs of hypocrisy even though I get happy every time one of you faux-macho shitheads accidentally shoots another one of you in the face."

People who hate Palin this much ... and have this much hate in their souls ... what's left to say at this point? Book a counselor.

Posted by: Christian Toto at December 8, 2010 11:47 AM

Sorkin shouldn't be President, he should be the President's speechwriter.

"Toby?"
"Yes, Mr. President?"
"That's how I beat him." (a Christian fundamentalist opponent early in his political career)

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 8, 2010 11:56 AM

I thought I heard her make a comment about getting the 'meat in the fridge'?

It seemed to me like they were going to use the meat for sustenance, so that argument doesn't really make sense to me. Otherwise they would have left the carcass intact and maybe only taken the head or antlers.

Posted by: Hayden Tompkins at December 8, 2010 11:58 AM

Christian Toto, don't tell me you didn't find it hilarious when Dick Cheney shot that dude in the face. And sad too, of course. But there's a separation of sadness because something bad has happened and happiness because a horrible person just got called out for being so awful. They're not mutually exclusive.

Also, Aaron Sorkin! Best freaking writer ever.

Posted by: esme at December 8, 2010 12:05 PM

Again... People that hunt are doing it for fun.
No one in this country hunts to feed their family. ('cept maybe Cletus) And hunters aren't suffering PTSD after last week's hellish, venison fueled nightmare.

Hunting is classified as a sport.
Those folks out there are jumping out of bed in the wee hours before dawn because they're so damn excited. They're out there blasting away, showering each other with beer, and doing little dances whenever a cute, bushy tailed woodland critter shuffles off his mortal coil.
That. Is. Hunting.

This is asinine.
If you hate hunting. Great. Say that.
But getting pissed at Palin for being happy while hunting is like freaking out because she uses toothpaste when she brushes her teeth. (It's true! That bitch!)

Posted by: Scott at December 8, 2010 12:30 PM

People who hate Palin this much ... and have this much hate in their souls ... what's left to say at this point? Book a counselor.

I agree. Doesn't anyone out there just feel like she's just a joke? People only seem to love or hate her and I don't get it. She's a clown. She's the embodiment of everything that is wrong with our politicians. She's not evil or deserving of vitriol. She's the fop.

Posted by: superasente at December 8, 2010 12:31 PM

Here's the problemo, Sr. Clocker: Sorkin, while he tried to ensure non-stereotypical-liberal, meat-loving credentials, he's still very much what Palin and her followers would classify as a "Libtard", which just puts him in line with all the other famous liberals or Democrats that call her out all the time.

If Ted Nugent had written the above piece, that would be something to cheer. Something we could point to and say, About damn time. Sorkin's great and all, but since he's part of the "liberal media" his criticism will fall on deaf ears. Again, and again, and again...

Posted by: RobP at December 8, 2010 12:37 PM

I imagine at least part of the reason she draws so much fire is because so many people want the clown to be the Ring Master.

Posted by: Rykker at December 8, 2010 12:38 PM

Again... People that hunt are doing it for fun.
No one in this country hunts to feed their family.

Hunting is classified as a sport.

Respectfully, I disagree. I have not seen Alaska, nor yet read Sorkin's piece, but this seems a gross over-generalization.

For the past two years, all the meat I eat has been killed either by me, a friend, or a farmer I am in direct contact with. This is far, far, far better than purchasing meat in a store. Animals from CAFO farms are disgusting and mistreated. And the people who slaughter them are also very poorly treated.

As someone who has killed my own turkeys and chickens - let me tell you...it is NOT fun. It sucks. A lot. I dread it. But to me, it seems far more responsible than other meat options.

Unless you have participated in the death of your food, I think you should hold back your judgment and your classification of "fun."

(Trophy hunting, on the other hand, is disgusting.)

Posted by: Sbrown at December 8, 2010 12:45 PM

And to Sorkin's point "I wouldn’t do a little dance of joy while I was slicing the animal apart..."

Good. But does anyone do a dance of joy when they can score the leather chairs or belt for half price? Or when they eat an amazing meaty meal?

Because it's really the same thing as dancing for joy at the death of the animal. It's just that the really hard part has been outsourced to someone else.

I call shenanigans on this whole thing - I don't appreciate that the liberal media is making me say things that look like I'm sticking up for Sarah Palin.

Posted by: Sbrown at December 8, 2010 1:06 PM

BTW, before we go any further, go look for the clip in question and ask yourself: what kind of hunter is Sarah Palin?

Is she an experienced hunter, who knows how to carefully line up her shot, wait for the moment and bring down a caribou with skill and precision so that the animal doesn't suffer and she avoids accidentally harming anyone or anything else?

Or is she just shooting and hoping to hit something?

Posted by: Fredo at December 8, 2010 1:08 PM

She needs to be shot through a wormhole that leads to a room... WITH A MOOSE. Just her and the moose, for all eternity. - BSlim

Hell is other meeses.

Posted by: TylerDFC at December 8, 2010 1:21 PM

I thought I heard her make a comment about getting the 'meat in the fridge'?

If you know what I mean.

Posted by: katy at December 8, 2010 2:00 PM

Sbrown, I agree. Sorkin basically says “I’ll eat the meat but I don’t want to do the dirty work,” and calls Palin out for eating the meat AND doing the dirty work. That’s ridiculous. If you’re going to eat meat, you ought to RESPECT the people who do the dirty work. Not that I don’t think Palin was a little overenthusiastic, but still. I find Sorkin’s whole argument flawed, and I’m glad I’m not the only one.

Fredo, I’ve heard she’s not a very good hunter, so she definitely scored herself yet MORE hypocrisy points because she keeps claiming she’s all about the hunting. On the other hand, it takes practice to build any skill, so her being a lousy hunter wouldn’t bother me if she’d just acknowledge it in any way.

Posted by: GwenBear at December 8, 2010 2:06 PM

Hunting is fun. I especially like duck hunting. The good part is after you knock one out of the sky you pick it up and shove your thumb up into its chest and rip out the breast. Good eats.

Posted by: EricD at December 8, 2010 2:07 PM

To reference another TWW moment from Ainsley Hayes, this isn't about liking or not liking hunting, it's about not liking the PEOPLE who like hunting. Aaron Sorkin doesn't like hunters. Making fun of them or berating them is not how you draw people to your cause. And he should know better. He wrote the show.

Also, there is nothing wrong with hunting if you USE the animal. It actually creates a deep level of respect between man and beast. Or at least from man to beast. Hunting just to put a head on the wall however is just gross. Look at the difference between the Plains Indians Buffalo Hunts, and the hunts of fur traders who nearly wiped out the entire population for nothing more than the hide.

Posted by: grizzle at December 8, 2010 2:34 PM

How many tears will you shed for unborn children who are killed in far worse way than that caribo was. How do all of you Palin haters justify that cruelty.

Posted by: dl at December 8, 2010 2:36 PM

BigTodd, is that you?

Posted by: Rykker at December 8, 2010 2:38 PM

"I eat and enjoy meat that lower-class people raise, slaughter and dress, so I can look down on those who hunt."

Shorter version of the alleged "laying waste." Hypocritical sanctimony.

Posted by: John at December 8, 2010 2:45 PM

People are killing babies, now? Since when?!

Oh, you mean abortion? I'm not sure if a fetus with no heart or brain or even hands and feet constitutes an "unborn child". That said, I hear a baby's back ribs are to-kill-for.

Posted by: RobP at December 8, 2010 2:48 PM

You know, I was gonna come up with some smart-arse retort for dl, but dammit if RobP didn't beat me to it.

I don't want Sarah Palin or ANYONE else telling me what I can or cannot do with my body, and I won't tell her whether or not to blast a caribou. BUT, I am not putting my choices out there for the entire world to see and judge.

Please, Godtopus, let one of the polar bears seeking food in Alaska make a tasty morsel out of her.

Posted by: dammitjanet at December 8, 2010 3:01 PM

There are actually scores of people who do hunt to feed their families. I know them, I grew up with them. I don't have a problem with that. There are people for whom, if they want to provide meat for their families, it is a real economic necessity to hunt.

I do have a problem with hunting for sport, which is what Sarah Palin is doing. Even if she and her family do eat that meat, it doesn't change the fact that she does not need to hunt, and she is doing it for the pure enjoyment of it.

Posted by: Kowala1000 at December 8, 2010 3:06 PM

This is just me but I kind of thought the main problem with this was not that she's simply hunting but that she's doing it on her show. I thought the final sentence of that snippet of the article was kind of the summary.

Posted by: Alex at December 8, 2010 3:21 PM

It is true that Americans don't need to hunt for food any longer. No one can intelligently debate that.

However, just because the need is no longer there doesn't mean that hunting should be abolished or that hunters should be looked down upon. I would remind you that humans are omnivores; we are built to eat just about anything. In fact, our bodies need the protein that meat gives us to grow and survive (though earliest cave finds show that early hominids were most likely scavengers, since the majority of unearthed animal bones in hominid habitats were skulls and feet, where the least amount of meat hangs to the bone -- also because humans are typically communal, it is intelligently assumed that we would have been more likely to chase off predators and steal a kill rather than proficiently hunt for it -- though it should be noted that this all changed with the last ice age, which forced us to change habits and turn to hunting and fishing for more sustainence).

The point is that hunting is natural. Guns and helocopters just make it easier.

It's more than a little hypocritical and disingenuous to criticize her for her actions, considering the length and breadth of human history and our tight relationship with hunting. I don't see anything irresponsible in her actions. Though I seriously doubt that the woman dragged her kill home, skinned it, cured the meat and stored it for later consumption like our ancestors; I also strongly doubt they left it to rot in a feild.

If she should be criticized for anything, it should be for presenting herself as some kind of great outdoors-woman when she is clearly a novice, and for using the sport of hunting to further her political persona. And none of that has anything to do with the merits/shortcomings of actual hunters or hunting for sport; it has to do with her clownish ambition.

Posted by: superasente at December 8, 2010 3:35 PM

What the hell is wrong with enjoying hunting? It's a deeply rooted instinct in us (men?). Some people are such pussies.

Posted by: Bodie at December 8, 2010 3:37 PM

The Palin hate is getting out of control. I'm a conservative, but I don't like her. I think she's a bit of a buffoon. But still, people focus on her like she's the devil. She's just another politician.

And comparing her to Vick is just plain idiotic. Vick was dog-fighting, a sport that involves the torture of animals for fun. It's not that the dogs are dying, it's that they're ripping each other apart. Plus, it's illegal. Hunting is not only legal, but enjoyed by a whole lot of people, most of whom could survive without the meat from the kill. Face it. People enjoy hunting, just as they always have. It's part of the natural order of things.

Oh, and Sorkin? This piece is exactly the reason I hated the West Wing. The condescension and arrogance drips off the page. Get over yourself. You haven't written a good show since Sports Night.

Posted by: jmag at December 8, 2010 3:44 PM

"That was the first moose ever murdered for political gain."

I am guessing Mr. Sorkin has never heard of Teddy Roosevelt.

Posted by: beebop at December 8, 2010 3:49 PM

First, let me say that I loathe Sarah Palin, and from what I've seen of her show, she does not strike me as an experienced outdoorswoman. So in some ways I am predisposed to agree with Mr. Sorkin. And yet...First of all, if you eat meat and wear leather, you have, in my opinion, no right to criticize those who hunt. As other posters have noted, this only indicates that you have no problem with animals being slaughtered, as long as someone else is doing the dirty work. Then Sorkin goes on to draw a farcical parallel between hunting and Michael Vick's dogfighting activities. This is such unmitigated bullshit that I find it hard to believe that even such a smug, sanctimonious hypocrite as Sorkin could have said it. The dogs involved in dogfighting are raised and trained through brutally cruel and disgusting methods to get into a ring and tear each other apart. Other smaller animals including cats and dogs are sacrificed to instill bloodlust and joy of killing in the fighting dogs. Once a fighting dog has reached the end of its useful life, or if it does not measure up in the pit, it is killed. It is a brutal, degrading and inhumane activity, which is totally illegal, as Michael Vick found out. It has no similarity whatsoever with hunting, which involves none of the barbaric cruelty and enjoyment of watching animals suffer that is the raison d'etre of dogfighting. At the end of a successful hunt, when a hopefully a clean, humane kill is made (which is what all hunters strive for) the animal is butchered and eaten. There is simply no similarity between the two. In fact, I would say that in terms of cruelty, factory farming (the industry which yields the meat and leather Sorkin enjoys) has far more in common with dogfighting than hunting does.

So Mr. Sorkin, go after Sarah Palin-I'm with you. Criticize her for being a phony, a poseur who is trying to bolster her credibility with NRA types by pretending to be something she isn't-I agree. But don't draw asinine comparisons between hunting and organized, criminal animal cruelty. The case to be made against her is strong enough without engaging in that sort of false equivalency.

Posted by: Mark M at December 8, 2010 4:07 PM

I agree completely.

It is an appalling kind of blood-sport to stalk and ambush a Northern big-haired politi-grazer simply for the fun of killing or better maiming it. The critter was just doing what it was born to do, out in secular-humanism's country. Doing so with a cheer-pack of like-non-thinking yahoos, reveling in their hollers at each bloody stroke is really kind of sick.

Sigh.

Seldom have I seen so many straw-men in a barrel so manfully dispatched with both barrels (as it were), as in Sorkin's screed. The Greek chorus doesn't help, either.

/Musing (Which means you don't have to read any further.)

I liked West Wing and lurved Studio 60. Mr. Sorkin's later ravings make me wonder whether he can function outside of carefully crafted morality plays where he controls the question, the players and the arena. What do you do when there are no clean choices? Denying the gray is juvenile and to my mind the worst sin - abdication. Grown-ups choose and live with the choices.

This performance by Mr. Sorkin, makes me sad, because he's done so much better. The West Wing was at its best when posing ambiguous questions, which is kind of all of the important ones. Josh Lyman grappling with union reps and his very real moral dilemma about unemployment was poignant and real. Sure, guarantee everyone jobs, but in a world where techniques evolve and money is fungible that can't work. Sadly, techniques evolve and money is fungible

(BTW, there's a way better solution to employment and job security - perhaps "mitigation" is better - than any of the people who say they're trying to help have put forward. Sadly, their opposition is stuck rigidly opposing - just as incoherent and thoughtless they haven't come up with it either. Boneheads, all.)

In The West Wing, President Bartlett grappling with the use of force was a recurring example of ambiguous choices. Sure, there's blow-back as the "bomb them into the stone age" knee-jerkers never remember. But what do you do ... about a genocide ongoing in the Sahara, a long-term loose network using disruption and killing to get their way, a country run by whack-jobs that may or may not have nukes, an invasion or three, riots, mass killings or simple piracy? It's easy to critique the consequences of whatever was done. BUT, what bad things would have followed from doing something else? We don't get to see those.

For me, The West Wing was at its best when it showed someone with the integrity to see a situation whole in contrast with opportunists and simplifiers of any stripe. The West Wing was at its second best with the finely-crafted verbal smack downs - staircase wit on steroids - delivered to one thought-free cut out or another. Sadly, there are actual people as depth-free and flammable as any of the caricatured punching bags.

Sadly, far too many eagerly use the worst behavior of the worst of "them" to caricature all who disagree. That's the shame of Sorkin's piece. Palin isn't as one-dimensional or crazy as he paints her. "Conservatives" aren't her, nor are "Republicans", rural folk, hunters, Christians or Tea Partiers. Mr. Sorkin has done himself a disservice in putting that article in print.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 8, 2010 4:24 PM

No one in this country hunts to feed their family.

It is true that Americans don't need to hunt for food any longer. No one can intelligently debate that.

Check your privilege, folks. Plenty of people hunt to feed their family, many of them because they need to if they're going to eat well during the winter. Farming pays for shit.

My grandpa went out annually and bagged his one allowed deer on the first day, not for sport, but because that's a fuckton of meat and a hunting license costs less than slaughtering a cow that can continue to provide you with more little cows. Which he also slaughtered himself until a meat processing service opened in town. My brother in law follows this tradition. I haven't killed the chickens, ducks, and geese, but I've been made to pluck them. There are good reasons people don't like processing their own meat and poultry, but sometimes, that's how you get fed.

That being said, Palin is still a troll for making a spectacle of killing caribou (Not moose, people. Moose will fuck you up. Beware the moose.) instead of treating the process with a measure of respect. I know there are lots of people like her, and I don't have anything good to say about them, either.

Posted by: Reba at December 8, 2010 4:34 PM

The comments here are fun to read both pro and con.
What is not fun to read is the attitude that this woman is just a clown, dont take her seriously.
Palin is going to run for president and millions of people are going to support her. Those two things are facts. Now a lot of people will pooh pooph this and say she will never get the nomination and if she does she cant win. How do you know that? How can you be sure? Who saw Obama being elected 4 years ago?
That's why you have to take her seriously.

Stupid and powerful equals deadly.

Posted by: logan at December 8, 2010 4:50 PM

I have a lot of problems with Sarah Palin, but I have no problem with her killing wild animals who have lived completely free-range lives, taking care to kill them with a clean shot, following hunting guidelines, and cleaning them to bring all edible meat to eat at home (likely in place of a cow steak from a confined methane producing farm). All of which she appeared to do.

Posted by: homeslice at December 8, 2010 5:06 PM

The biggest problem I have with Palin shooting a Caribou on television is that she most likely did it because she was on television.

Posted by: Matt at December 8, 2010 5:09 PM

I fucking hate that cunt. That is all.

Posted by: Stacey at December 8, 2010 5:25 PM

I love Sorkin, but he picked the wrong fight.

She killed an animal and quartered it? Big fucking deal. How about defending Assange or, say, the ability to read, or the value of understanding a complex issue?

Also, RobP, top stuff.

Posted by: Peter G at December 8, 2010 8:00 PM

I'm ignoring most of this because ehh. (Though I liked the West Wing clip, haven't seen the show, so it's new to me). But I wanted to applaud Clocker for this elegant summary:
Although decidedly not a conservative, I always respected William F. Buckley for his intellectual rigor and intelligence.
The "leaders" of today's conservatives are ignorant buffoons and it's about time they were called out for the empty posturing, inconsistent policy positions and pandering to the lowest common demoninator.
In their current form, the conservative right has perfected the art of politics while completely failing at the art of governance.
They don't even pretend to give a shit about their constituents, consistently and unwaveringly prepared to advance an agenda over the needs of the very people who voted them to power.

Republicans are the better politicians overall, though both groups could be called out for inconsistent policy positions. They are good at getting people to believe what they want people to believe, when they need them to.

Posted by: e at December 8, 2010 8:25 PM

I fucking hate Sarah Palin, but Sorkin looks like an idiot trying to fight her. He is doing absolutely NOTHING but feeding her fucking ego and giving her more ammunition to throw against whiny people.

Fucking idiots all around, I tell you.

Posted by: figgy at December 8, 2010 8:33 PM

The comments here are fun to read both pro and con.
What is not fun to read is the attitude that this woman is just a clown, dont take her seriously.
Palin is going to run for president and millions of people are going to support her. Those two things are facts. Now a lot of people will pooh pooph this and say she will never get the nomination and if she does she cant win. How do you know that? How can you be sure? Who saw Obama being elected 4 years ago?
That's why you have to take her seriously.
Stupid and powerful equals deadly.
Posted by: logan at December 8, 2010 4:50 PM

Precisely.
It's pertinent to note that two of the biggest fundraisers in the last cycle were Michele Bachmann and Christine O'Donnell, two of the most obviously batshit insane candidates in recent memory.

Furthermore, the crazed Citizens United Supreme Court decision has opened corporate coffers into the political process and it's only a question of how much new underwear Palin will demand in exchange for our souls and futures.

Posted by: clocker at December 8, 2010 8:58 PM

Is it just me or does his use of "visceral" feel wrong? I actually looked it up, because I thought he was using some alternate definition I wasn't familiar with.

Seriously, it feels like he grabbed a Thesaurus and then picked a word that kind of technically fits, but doesn't really...

Posted by: Leaf at December 8, 2010 9:34 PM

Criticizing her for hunting? That's what you call "lay[ing] waste?"


Weeeeeaaaaaak.

Posted by: Some Guy at December 8, 2010 9:43 PM

As a vegetarian, Palin's hunting fun bugged me. But, as a liberal, I could not care less. Sorkin's piece is a giant pile of hypocritical nonsense - the exact same kind of disingenuous rhetoric we're always laughing at Glenn Beck and Teapartiers for using. There are so many legitimate reasons to dislike Palin without clutching our pearls over this silliness - don't be the other side of the same hysterical coin.

Posted by: MeganM at December 8, 2010 10:02 PM

Michael Vick leads the voting for the Pro Bowl.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: , at December 8, 2010 10:08 PM

Wow... I'm kinda sorry I didn't read this article earlier, but I find I actually (sort of) have something to say.

First, I loathe Sarah Palin. Yes, yes, hate only hurts the one who hates, blah blah. I don't actively spend time hating her, but unfortunately, due to her astounding levels of over-exposure, she crosses my mind's path quite frequently. And when she does, I loathe her not so much for herself, but rather because to me, she represents everything that is wrong with politics (the triumph of willful stupidity, the endless talking points, the so-called "moral majority" religious fervor coupled with the most astounding hypocrisy in behavior, and so on).

Second, I am not only a bred-in-the-bone socialist bleeding-heart libtard treehugger of the highest order, I am particularly passionate about animal rights. (Although I would never donate to PETA, for reasons I won't elaborate on.) I am not a total vegan, but I don't eat meat, and I don't wear or use leather. I get eggs and butter from a local farm where the chickens and cows are patted on the head daily, roam freely in green pastures, and get tucked in with kisses at nighttime. (Or something like that, anyway.)

And I totally think Aaron Sorkin's rant is bullshit.

Admitting that you don't really care about how meat and leather get into your hands, but stating you still have the moral high ground: no go in my book. Despite the fact that I love animals, I can absolutely respect a hunter who tracks an animal with skill, kills it humanely, and uses it for a purpose. (I'm not saying Sarah Palin fulfills this; I'm just saying that even as a non-meat-eater, I can still respect hunters and accept their right to do it.) I would rather see an animal killed quickly by a hunter than live a terrible life on a factory farm, any day.

Also, there are so many far more worthwhile reasons to criticize Sarah Palin. I wish Sorkin had used his intellect and mad word skills to talk about something that actually matters, like politics. Dwelling on these irrelevant things just furthers the focus on image, not ideas, that is dragging politics into the dust. It does everyone a disservice.

Posted by: MM at December 8, 2010 10:15 PM

It just dawned on me:

A: The Oscars are a scant two months away, nominations even closer.

B: Sorkin will, in all likelihood, be up for nomination for his Social Network script.

3: The real reason he his "laying waste" to Palin is by appealing to the lowest common denominator: The voting academy members.

This is nothing but a ploy to drum up ill-gotten support from the hate-everything-conservative Hollywood in his hunt for oscar glory.

And it makes him look like a whiney bitch.


"Oh, you mean abortion? I'm not sure if a fetus with no heart or brain or even hands and feet constitutes an "unborn child""

Though I have no desire to get into any abortion date, for the record, a fetus develops a working heart after 21 days of gestation, at which time it begins pumping blood that is different than its mothers. That's about the time that most women realize that they are late and get a test.

Any abortions performed after the three week mark, (most are within 3-9 weeks of conception,) are probably aborting a cluster of cells with a beating heart that is a lifeform reliant on, but independent of, the mother. Meaning at that point it's technically not your body anymore, just as a tapeworm living in your colon is completely dependent on you for survival yet still not technically a part of your body.

Posted by: Some Guy at December 8, 2010 10:18 PM

Sbrown and others have already said it better than I can. I'm a dyed in the wool liberal, but this piece was incredibly arrogant and annoying (if we ignore Palin she'll go away, but everyone who keeps criticizing her is keeping her in the spotlight). Anyway -- people do hunt to feed their families, we actually do need to hunt to keep certain species in check (deer anyone, very few natural predators other than humans in most places), and compared to those of us who buy our plastic wrapped meat out of supermarket refridgerators, hunters have a hell of a better idea of what they are actually eating. So don't get all sanctimonious on us, Sorkin.

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at December 8, 2010 11:03 PM

@SomeGuy FTW.

Note to self: When somebody in the Winning Through Name Recognition business starts fame-whoring more than usual, look around for the upcoming beauty contest. Sometimes it's about Mobilizing The Base.

I am so ashamed that I didn't think of this immediately. I'm gonna get kicked out of the Captain Renault club if I don't get my cynicism back on line.

Posted by: BiercerAmbrose at December 9, 2010 12:49 AM

Sorkin is Sarah Palin's bitch.

Posted by: James S at December 9, 2010 1:25 AM

I think there are plenty of good reasons to criticize Palin without bringing hunting (or her personal grooming) into it. It is low hanging fruit and unworthy of Sorkin's time and talent. There is no true conservation without regulated responsible hunting. Palin is a very good shot, a registered gun owner, and I would suspect has all the appropriate licenses. If she wants to kill, field dress, and eat game, legally, what the hell is the big deal? So she happily (and LEGALLY) shot an ungulate. Is there a shortage?
I have fished (fly and deep sea) and have killed, gutted, and subsequently ate fish ranging from 6"-6'. I have also killed a full gown deer with my bare hands. It had been hit by a car and was horribly wounded, so it was a mercy, and it was the only time in my life I wished I had a gun. Except when being menaced by the fucking coyotes, whose corpses I would happily pile high if I got the chance. I have not felt the need to hunt game, but if it were necessary or more a part of the culture of my family, I am sure I would have. Stupid non-arguments like this is why the left looks STUPID an increasing amount of the time. I love Sorkin's writing, I will gleefully watch anything with his name on it, but this is really a waste of his talent.
Oh, and Bartlet for Prez.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 9, 2010 2:30 AM

And if anyone seriously thinks Palin will win the Republican nomination, you're out of your goddamned minds. I mean, COME ON. She'll run, no doubt, but it'll amount to nothing. She's an embarrassment to the right and they know it. They just keep quiet about it for now.

Posted by: figgy at December 9, 2010 8:24 AM

It seems a lot of people have decided that Sorkin's a pompous windbag and that Palin had every right to shoot that moose. That may be true, but I still agree with Sorkin's overall point: that Palin was not shooting that animal so she could feed her family that night, she was shooting it for a TV show, so she could reinforce her (bullshit) image as a gun-slinging outdoorswoman.

Posted by: Todd at December 9, 2010 12:32 PM

That's what I love about Pajiba.people are not afraid to call out bullshit when they see it. I loved the West Wing and Aaron Sorkin's writing, but this was not his finest moment.

Posted by: Stella at December 9, 2010 2:39 PM

For fuck's sake people, if you can't tell the difference between Caribou and Moose, please come up to the Great White North, we'll edumacate youse.

American Tourist (pointing at Polar Bear): Is that a giant albino beaver?

Unassuming Canadian: Yes, yes it is. And they love hugs. Here, try and feed him this bacon!

Posted by: Xtreme at December 9, 2010 3:49 PM

Xtreme: We would have to watch her show to know which one it was.

Posted by: Todd at December 9, 2010 4:34 PM

Sorkin put pretty much this same message in SportsNight's Jeremy Goodwin's mouth about 11 years ago:

"The camera had been re-loaded and it looked like the day wasn't gonna be a washout after all. So I backed away, a couple of steps at a time, and I closed my eyes when I heard the shot. Look, I know these are animals, and they don't play bridge and go to the prom, but you can't tell me that the little one didn't know who his mother was. That's gotta mean something. And later, at the hospital, Bob Shoemaker was telling me about the nobility and tradition of hunting and how it related to the native American Indians. And I nodded and I said that was interesting while I was thinking about what a load of crap it was. Hunting was part of Indian culture. It was food and it was clothes and it was shelter. They sang and danced and offered prayers to the gods for a successful hunt so that they could survive just one more unimaginably brutal winter. The things they had to kill held the highest place of respect for them, and to kill for fun was a sin. And they knew the gods wouldn't be so generous next time. What we did wasn't food and it wasn't shelter and it sure wasn't sports! It was just mean!"

Posted by: Matches at December 10, 2010 2:59 PM