Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)
But we mustn't dwell. Not today. Not when there's still joy to be had in the world.
- Michael J. Fox is ageless and magical and this weekend, he played "Johnny B. Goode" at an event for Parkinson's and it is adorable and awesome.
- The Muppets had their green carpet premiere on Saturday, Miss Piggy looked damn fine.
- Good news, 1999! 2gether might get back...together! Let's all listen and imagine what could be.
- Rob Schneider's getting a TV show. ... How the fuck did that get in here? GET OUT OF MY HAPPY SPACE, SCHNEIDER.
See? Wasn't that happy. Almost makes me forget...forget that face...
Troy! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. Commence the opening of the floodgates.