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Happy Sunshiny News to Put Some Happy in the New Depths of Despair You Reached Last Night (Also, GIFs)

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (21)



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If you’re like me, then, last night, you reached levels of television-induced sadness the likes of which you’d never considered. First, “Community.” DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED. Then, “How I Met Your Mother.” It was a fantastic episode that did exactly what it set out to do: destroy me emotionally until I was in a piss-myself sadness coma and needed a hug from my mommy. I had to listen to The National to lift my spirits. I considered YouTubing the end of My Girl just to finish the job. I was reminded, yet again, how something that makes me so happy can just pull it away like Lucy and the football. It was almost as bad as that time I watched The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh as an adult and cried for like twenty minutes when, for the first time, I realized how goddamn sad it is. CHRISTOPHER ROBIN IS TOO OLD FOR THEM NOW AND THEY WILL BE ALONE FOREVER IN THE HUNDRED ACRE WOOD WONDERING WHAT THEY DID WRONG, NEVER TO GROW OLD, NEVER TO DIE, YOU GUYS. AND SOMEONE PUT THOMAS J.’S GLASSES ON. HE CAN’T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES.

But we mustn’t dwell. Not today. Not when there’s still joy to be had in the world.

See? Wasn’t that happy. Almost makes me forget…forget that face…

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That face…

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That…face…

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Troy! I CAN’T DO THIS ANYMORE. Commence the opening of the floodgates.

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Comments

I love .GIFs and I don't care who knows it.

That said, WHAHHHHHHHH you've ruined my Tuesday and made me sad, on Butthole Day, of all the days....

Posted by: MM at November 15, 2011 2:07 PM

This should have made me angrier, but instead I'm laughing so very hard.

Posted by: Julie at November 15, 2011 2:15 PM

Do you realize community wasn't canceled
its just going on hiatus like it did in summer

Posted by: greg at November 15, 2011 2:26 PM

I am in a very deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, state of denial.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at November 15, 2011 2:30 PM

I Own The Happiness of The Katakuris soundtrack.

No I don't. I do own the movie though and absolutely love it. In fact I'm going to watch it again right now! In fact, I'm going to have me a Miike marathon today!

Posted by: googergieger at November 15, 2011 2:48 PM

We must not dwell...not today. Not on...Butthole day!

Also, I agree that HIMYM was crushing. The sad-Barney episodes just kill me. The bit with Ted and Marshall running around on the security footage almost made it okay...but then they just RUINED it.

Posted by: Siege at November 15, 2011 3:07 PM

HIMYM was another great episode, but the gut punch was right up there with "Bad News". Why can't this show just be an ordinary sitcom?!?!

Posted by: csb at November 15, 2011 3:12 PM

My whole life is a dark room. One. Big. Dark. Room.

Posted by: PissBoy at November 15, 2011 5:23 PM

I can't believe last night's HIMYM episode left you guys feeling sad instead of angry. What Robin did seemed uncharacteristically vile and heartless to me, and seems to completely contradict all of her actions these past couple of episodes (the pining for Barney and the longing looks, the near sabotaging of Barney's relationship with Nora, etc). I'm sorry, but being an emotional mess does not account for what she did. But hey, I guess the writers needed to wring some more drama from all this before they could get to the inevitable reunion. Bah. BAH, I say.

I don't think Robin was trying to be cruel, nor do I think she was telling Barney a real no. I think she freaked out after getting what she wanted and went with the safe choice. Barney Stinson *would* be a love gamble after all. -CE

Posted by: Thijs at November 15, 2011 5:30 PM

The hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff.

Were truer words ever spoken?

Posted by: TheEmpress at November 15, 2011 5:35 PM

the world is a dark dank sad lonely place and there is no hope

Posted by: Luis at November 15, 2011 5:41 PM

It can't be that bad, guys. Here's what I do whenever I feel depressed. I go to YouTube and watch the song about rising up together as a family from The Happiness of the Katakuris, pictured above. Oh, it's a marvelously joyful tune with zombies rising from the grave to join in as background dancers.

I'll just cue it up right now on the YouTub...the fuck? Removed for copyright violation?

Fire up the Murdertank. We have to go reschedule some NBC executives' faces.

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2011 6:09 PM

Posted by: googergieger at November 15, 2011 6:36 PM

I've never noticed before that gif of him in the box . . . does Ten have Phillip J Fry's hair?

Posted by: Lauren at November 15, 2011 7:50 PM

What is the one above the Lilo And Stitch one from?

The David Tennant crying one? It's from a BBC miniseries called "Single Father." - CE

Posted by: Freckles at November 15, 2011 8:06 PM

I watched the HIMYM episode just on this post alone and yiiikes was that hard to stomach. :/

Posted by: grace b at November 15, 2011 10:10 PM

Thijs , that's exactly how I felt. Plus, I didn't find the Marhsall/Ted stuff funny either, so the whole episode was a dud to me.

Posted by: dsbs at November 16, 2011 6:49 AM

Did SNL foresee this or what? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8TXyyiz_x8

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Posted by: upcoming 3D smartphones at November 17, 2011 10:25 AM

Their both good games Skyrim is more story? based. Dark Souls is just to piss you off but also get rewarded for beating/doing the pissing off boss/locations. Locations i mean as in random A.I trying to kill you. Also the random people invading you if you're human x). Want a good story buy Skyrim, want a challenge that you may break a controller buy DarkSouls!

Posted by: Kindle Fire at December 29, 2011 8:39 AM