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George Zimmerman's Gun Sale Is Being Super Trolled, and It Is Glorious

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 13, 2016 |

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | May 13, 2016 |


As we noted yesterday, the dried cumstain of humanity, George Zimmerman, is auctioning off the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin, which he calls an “American Firearm Icon” and a piece of “American History.” Zimmerman will also use some of the proceeds, he says, to fight Black Lives Matters violence against law enforcement and “Hillary Clinton’s anti-gun rhetoric.”

Zimmerman can suffocate to death in an elephant’s asshole.

Proving that some online gun outlets draw the line somewhere, the original broker for the gun, GunBroker.com, pulled the listing yesterday, saying they wanted no part of it. United Gun Group, however, decided they’d enable the world’s most heinous racist by brokering the gun for him.

As of this morning, the high bid is $65 million.

When I heard that on NPR this morning, a vein in my forehead burst open and leaked blood into my daughter’s Cheerios. It was ghastly.

What NPR did not say, however, was that the top bid of $65 million was from Racist McShootface, who has outbid Weedlord Bonerhitler and Stonewall McCracker, among others.

Zimmerman is getting trolled. Hard, and it’s delightful. GunBroker.com is attempting to delete the fake accounts, but there are dozens — if not more — including accounts for Tamir Rice.

In other words, Racist McShootface et. al, is turning this auction into the mockery it is, and it is glorious.

Go fuck yourself, George Zimmerman.