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Exclusive Details on the Split Between Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (48)

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Briefly: It was reported that Darren Aronofsky and Rachel Weisz split recently, and that split was confirmed by reps for both parties today. The couple were together for around nine years.

No reason was given for the break-up, but after speaking with inside sources close to the couple, we here at Pajiba can exclusively reveal that Rachel Weisz broke up with the director of The Wrestler because she looks like this:

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And Aronofsky looks like this:

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See: It was just a matter of genetics.

Our sincerest, most heartfelt condolences go out to Aronofsky, who will no longer get to go to bed with this any longer:

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I blame Mickey Rourke.

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Comments

Rachel is my ultimate lesbi-crush. I'm there for you, honey. Just call. I have cream cheese frosting left from baking Saturday that we can put to good use.

Posted by: dammitjanet at November 9, 2010 10:26 AM

EX-CELLENT. Everything is happening exactly as I have foreseen.

Posted by: TylerDFC at November 9, 2010 10:42 AM

Looks like you might also need to blame Daniel Craig . . .

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Posted by: josh at November 9, 2010 10:57 AM

I know I might be seeming overly sensitive about this, but it really rubs me the wrong way when the assumed reason for a split is that "one partner is too good-looking for their other half."

I'm not trying to be calling you out, but it's just that the fairy-tale-minded little girl in me still likes to believe that people who get married connect on another level that is less concerned with physical attraction. And I like to think that the deterioration of that bond is what causes a lot of these split -- not just the realization that one is very attractive and can achieve much better than their current partner.

Posted by: shanmarie at November 9, 2010 10:58 AM

Yeah, because how people look is the most important aspect of any relationship.

Posted by: Estelle at November 9, 2010 11:08 AM

What shanmarie said.

Also, I think Aronofsky is cute. Especially with a mustache. So there.

Posted by: Quiet Wyatt at November 9, 2010 11:08 AM

I'm with you, shanmarie.

Posted by: Uda at November 9, 2010 11:09 AM

Hah, suddenly I wish I'd have put more thought into my comment.

Posted by: Uda at November 9, 2010 11:10 AM

What Shanmarie said.

Posted by: Linda at November 9, 2010 11:15 AM

Hee hee hee! I read this and thought, 3..2..1 let the flaming over looks begin. I'm not sure why people cannot accept the truth that in the cinema world, beautiful women marry influential men and if they then find that they can advance without them, they move on. Live on in Cinderella world if you want to believe they married each other for personality/love to begin with, or move into reality and see the evidence before your eyes.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 9, 2010 11:16 AM

DIBS!

I CALL DIBS!

(On Rachel, not Darren).

Posted by: Fredo at November 9, 2010 11:20 AM

Darren Aronofsky is not bad looking.

Posted by: denesteak at November 9, 2010 11:21 AM

I'm pretty sure that this was supposed to be tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 9, 2010 11:22 AM

It would only be fair to also show a photo of Darren in a black coat revealing his black panties while he holds his toes.

Posted by: sars at November 9, 2010 11:27 AM

Big deal, you can see girls hotter and Weisz walking around any Mall.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 9, 2010 11:28 AM

Weisz has very pretty eyes and superb boobies. Oh, sorry, did I say that out loud?!

@ sars...euw.

@ everyone else...kiss my kunis

Posted by: Skeetikus at November 9, 2010 11:33 AM

Capital-M "Mall"? As in the Washington Mall? Are you talking about Michele Bachmann? You're sick.

Posted by: sars at November 9, 2010 11:34 AM

Hooray!!! Another child is stuck with separated parents! Yippeeeeee!!!

And yeah, if you spend 9 years with someone, have a child together, and stay unmarried, your relationship is doomed 93.4% of the time*.

*100% accurate fact I made up.

Posted by: Kballs at November 9, 2010 11:35 AM

@ barbadoslim...

You won't see this in any mall. At least not any mall that I've been to!

http://www.fwallpapers.net/pics/Celebrities/rachel-weisz/rachel-weisz_5.jpg

Posted by: Skeetikus at November 9, 2010 11:36 AM

Ha, ha, ha. Schadenfreude.

Except for the child whose live has just imploded.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 9, 2010 11:37 AM

**life**

I knew that looked wrong.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 9, 2010 11:39 AM

PaddyDog, you make an interesting point. And this is why I instantly regretted my initial comment for not elaborating. I think there's a lot more to it than merely looks, but I didn't mean it in a Cinderella kind of way.

Actually, I've been making all kinds of vague comments lately that I wish I hadn't. I'm just going to stop now.

Posted by: Uda at November 9, 2010 11:42 AM

Hands off everyone. You will never have her.

She's in my basement right now. I just wish she would stop screaming and pleading for me to let her loose. The biting and scratching whenever I try to make my move are really killing my libido. I'm confident she will eventually tire.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 9, 2010 11:49 AM

Porkchop Express = Jame Gumb

Posted by: sars at November 9, 2010 11:54 AM

I'm not so quick witted and it took me a reaaaaalllly long time of watching Monk episodes to realize that Captain Stottlemeyer was Buffalo Bill. Once that happened, the experience was very different.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 9, 2010 12:00 PM

It's not that I don't agree with you PaddyDog. I mean it's inevitable that that's what happens.

I was only pointing out that it's not THE ONLY reason for all separations.

Posted by: shanmarie at November 9, 2010 12:03 PM

Fair point, Uda. My comment was more aimed at the general response here whenever it's suggested that A might have married B for her looks (and 9/10 times it's "her" looks). It's so obvious that it happens all the time and it almost always results in an advancement of B's career.
I suppose for me in absence of a prevailing factor such as abuse or severe mental illness, a marriage that ends (especially due to infidelity) after nine years was simply not based on love/mutual attraction to begin with.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 9, 2010 12:07 PM

Sooooooo, just so I get this right.


Rachel Weisz is available now?

'Kay. That's all I need.

Posted by: ASterisk at November 9, 2010 12:21 PM

Yes, it's true that sometimes beautiful women marry influential men. But no one can ever know what goes on in a relationship, unless they are part of the relationship.

I guess I'm just sick of the insinuations, mostly because my hubs is very good looking and I am not.

Of course I am not an influential man and he is not a woman. Whatever, now my head hurts and I've already put too much thought into people whom I do not know.

LLAP

Posted by: Estelle at November 9, 2010 12:24 PM

No, she is not available ASterik. Didn't you read my earlier post?

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 9, 2010 12:26 PM

That's pretty damn presumptuous, PaddyDog. Besides, who are A and B in this specific example? Neither Aranofsky nor Weisz were superstars when they got together, but both had careers with an upward trajectory. Other than Weisz appearing in The Fountain, where exactly would their careers have gone differently if they hadn't been in a nine year relationship?

Posted by: RobP at November 9, 2010 12:29 PM

Porkchop Express = Jame Gumb

In which case, if you want to get Weisz away from Porkchop Express, it would only take a bit of booze.

Posted by: Uda at November 9, 2010 12:51 PM

Well, we knew this was coming. Everybody wants a piece of Rachel's Weisz. With the floodgates of testosterone about to be unleashed in here, there's only one way to settle this.

THUNDERDOME!!!

Who calls dibs on the chainsaw?

Posted by: bleujayone at November 9, 2010 2:02 PM

Hey Dustin, why don't you post a picture of yourself so we can pick apart your looks?

Maybe you're just a little jealous of Aronofsky's talent and success.

Posted by: Brian at November 9, 2010 2:11 PM

Um, like someone mentioned above, she was making a movie with Daniel Craig and it's rumored the two of them are together now. He hasn't been seen with his girlfriend in a while either. Those two together is just ridiculous--they are good looking on their own but together? Ugh! Let's just hope they don't reproduce. The world can only take so much pretty.

Posted by: Sar at November 9, 2010 2:24 PM

The is bullshit. You can't be the website that is all smug about its cultural superiority and then post crap like this. Its hypocritical. Unless you all want to post a picture of yourselves and your significant other and let us take potshots over whether your hot enough for them.

Posted by: JR at November 9, 2010 2:52 PM

With posts like this you could get a job over at Celebitchy where everyone with a sexy partner gets called a smug bitch. Every time. This site is better than that. Don't make me want to break up with you; I really feel it could work out between us!

Posted by: wildflower at November 9, 2010 3:05 PM

Ummmm... I'm pretty sure Dustin is joking. Some of you people don't read this site closely enough. Which is, to say, at all.

Posted by: RobP at November 9, 2010 3:11 PM

Jesus, people. My condolences on the loss of your sense of humor.

Oh, and this?

Hey Dustin, why don't you post a picture of yourself so we can pick apart your looks?

Maybe you're just a little jealous of Aronofsky's talent and success.

Comment of the month, hands down. Bonus points for using the classic "you're just jealous of them!!"

Posted by: Perfect Tommy at November 9, 2010 3:31 PM

I have little to say about the actual subject of this post, but:

Dustin has posted (infrequent) pictures of himself on the site. If you're crafty, I'm sure you could dig them up.

Hasn't Dustin freely admitted that his wife is well, well above his station in life and that he is an undeserving bastard? (Or something like that?)

Posted by: MM at November 9, 2010 3:44 PM

Damn it! I wanted this couple to live in Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward longevity. Sigh.

On another note, saw Agora and I just want to say she was magical in that. Do we have a review up?

Posted by: tallulahc at November 9, 2010 3:47 PM

Isn't she making it with James Bond now?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at November 9, 2010 5:11 PM

It's not like Aronofsky is a no-talent troll 20 years older than her. If he was, I could see making the "she went for the successful dude" argument, but it's not like she needs the money (I assume, she's a pretty successful actress in her own right).

I'm sure she has a perfectly good reason (assuming she dumped him rather than the other way around) to leave. Maybe he snores. Or makes gross noises when he eats. Maybe he has a porn addiction. Maybe he's as weird as his movies and she just can't take it anymore. Maybe that mustache is a dealbreaker.

Posted by: Slash at November 9, 2010 6:12 PM

Ummm...he looks like me.

In other news, fuck your mother.

Posted by: superasente at November 9, 2010 6:50 PM

I'm calling out the comment threads from the last fortnight as fairly pedestrian.

Where are the old school kids?

Fuck, I'd settle for a little Optimus Rhyme or Jay over the retards getting sand in their collective vagina over this post.

Jealous Nazis.

Posted by: Peter G at November 9, 2010 11:24 PM

@Slash

Is snoring really a divorcable offense? And what constitutes a port "addiction"?

Posted by: John G. at November 10, 2010 1:52 AM

What in Godtopus' name is wrong with Rhyme or Jay? Both are entertaining contributors.

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2010 9:12 AM