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Everyone In The Pool: A Guide To Surviving Memorial Day Weekend

By Joanna Robinson and Dan Saipher | Miscellaneous | May 28, 2011 | Comments ()

By Joanna Robinson and Dan Saipher | Miscellaneous | May 28, 2011 |


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Don't Invite The Caddies
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Teenaged Girls Are Nothing But Trouble. Avoid Them.
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No, Seriously, We Mean It.
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Don't Drink And Dive.
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Clean The Pool Regularly.
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Lock The Bathroom Door.
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Don't Drink The Beer In The Red Cups.
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Cooking Oil And Sunblock Are Not The Same Thing.
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Investigate Any And All Mysterious Splashing Noises
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If You're Going To Get Banned From The Pool, Make Sure It's Worth It.
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Read And Obey All Posted Signs.
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Dance Parties And Pool Parties Are Not The Same Thing.
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Don't Be A Bully.
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Avoid Cramps: Wait at Least an Hour After Eating Before You Go Swimming.
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Joanna Robinson and Dan Saipher would like to thank Julie, Darth Corleone, Kballs, branded and Yossarian for their contributions. Have a great holiday weekend and we'll see you in the deep end.


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