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Dear Jennifer: You've Already Been Cast in The Hunger Games. Are The Sexy/Mopey Photo Shoots Really Necessary Now?

By Jennifer Lawrence's Parents | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (27)

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(Source: GQ)










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Comments

She might look pretty if her face wasn't screaming "I put on this pink lingerie and all I got was this lousy garrotting."

Posted by: Julie at April 14, 2011 5:05 PM

Are the vacant hostage photo shoots really necessary, ever?

Fixed. No Charge.

Posted by: bleujayone at April 14, 2011 5:08 PM

I wish she'd get the hell out of the way so I could see the woodwork on that sweet-ass closet.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 14, 2011 5:11 PM

Its amazing how consistently men's magazines can take someone this beautiful young and sexy and turn out pictures that make them seem so fucking ugly and vacant

its not like she can't do face acting that would move your fucking soul as Winter's Bone proved.

fucking hacking hacks who don't even know sexy when they get to work with it

Posted by: PyD at April 14, 2011 5:13 PM

Her mouth should be hanging open a little more...

Just a bit... little bit more... good. Perfect!

(Oy.)

Posted by: MM at April 14, 2011 5:16 PM

Since we're talking about GQ, I walked past a news stand today and saw the cover of the May issue and said to myself, "Self, how cool that GQ has put Tom Jones on the cover".

And then I saw the writing claiming it was Zach Galafinakis (sp?).

Dude seriously looks like Tom Jones who is at least 30 years his senior.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 14, 2011 5:16 PM

Man, girls sure are pretty these days.

Posted by: coryo at April 14, 2011 5:48 PM

It's not her fault, it's the fault of the evil men who Miss represented her.

Posted by: John W at April 14, 2011 5:49 PM

Aughh! Her head is tiny! Freakishly small! Pinhead! It's creepy as fuck! Don't you see it? Don't you seeeeeeeeeeee?

Posted by: kate the great at April 14, 2011 6:32 PM

Don't ruin this for us, Kate.

Posted by: coryo at April 14, 2011 6:46 PM

Aw, c'mon, guys! Putting on (or taking off) clothes is exhausting! The days that I don't get half-way dressed/undressed and have to stop and catch my breath, collect my thoughts, and sit down for a minute are few and far between. It's just complicated! I mean, one leg at a time sounds easy, sure, but it's not! Hell, sometimes I try to put the pants on over my head and I get stuck for hours! Don't hate on J-Law for being human... Sheesh!

Also, some of you clearly don't have penises. I'm looking at you, ladies.

Posted by: RobP at April 14, 2011 6:55 PM

Sigh...I hate it when I put on my wedgies before I remember to put on my skinny jeans. I think I'll kneel here by the closet doors and try to figure out a solution to this dilemma....

Posted by: Wednesday at April 14, 2011 7:35 PM

I've never understood heels with bikinis.

I mean, I understand the purpose...makes the legs look great and they perk up the ass...but they're not very practical.

I mean, I can imagine walking in sand in heels is just annoying (like walking in mud), and possibly dangerous in the breaking an ankle sort of way.

And walking around a pool? Aren't you taking the chance of slipping on the stupid concrete around the pool if it's wet? Not to mention if it's one of those cobblestone paths around a pool, might your heel get stuck, or possibly slide off a smooth edge? Once again there's an element of danger. You may look hot in a bikini and heels, but your head bleeding from getting bashed on the edge of the pool...not so much.

I guess. What I'm trying to say. Is that I think of the heel/bikini combo in the same light as boots/shorts/skirts and boots/tucked into jeans. Do you not understand what the fucking purpose of a boot is?

In conclusion: She's not even standing up. Those heels are doing absolutely fuck all.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 14, 2011 9:01 PM

I wish she'd get the hell out of the way turn around so I could see the woodwork on that sweet-ass closet.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 14, 2011 5:11 PM

That's better.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at April 14, 2011 10:20 PM

DeistBrawler,

What IS the point of a boot?

Posted by: John G. at April 14, 2011 10:51 PM

I'm fairly certain boots are made for walking.

At least, that's what I heard.

Posted by: RobP at April 15, 2011 12:25 AM

YES they are necessary! And thank you :)

Posted by: Sarah J-Town at April 15, 2011 1:31 AM

Once again: Whatever happened to photo shoots of chicks who smiled like they were happy to see you?

Posted by: , at April 15, 2011 1:56 AM

I wish she'd get the hell out of the way turn around so I could see the woodwork on that sweet-ass closet.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at April 14, 2011 5:11 PM

That's better.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at April 14, 2011 10:20 PM

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Her sweet-..sweet-...cans..

Posted by: zeke the pig at April 15, 2011 2:11 AM

Also, why would were a bra with underwire like that??? You can see it through your clothes. And it looks dumb.

She also looks sad/tired instead of sultry.

Posted by: kilmo at April 15, 2011 2:24 AM

The purpose of a boot? Was to keep sand/dirt/mud/name some weather elements, from reaching a persons feet. The whole purpose of a cowboy boot was to keep the wearers feet from being exposed to nature. By wearing your jeans over the top of the boot you eliminated anything from reaching the inside of the boot.

I'm drunk. I don't know if that made sense.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at April 15, 2011 2:36 AM

Next you'll be telling us that belts are actually for securing pants or perhaps utilitarian purposes instead of merely accentuating waists.

kilmo, might I interest you in a spiked bra?

Posted by: Uda at April 15, 2011 5:36 AM

The first thing I thought when I saw these photos somewhere else yesterday was, "Dustin's will get his vagina in a bunch over this."

I'm watching you, Dustin. I know your every move . . .

Posted by: Kballs at April 15, 2011 7:55 AM

Dear Jennifer,
Your body is awesome, thank you for eating on a regular basis and keeping your hip bones from protruding out further than your breasts. (See: Keira Knightly) You have beautiful skin and clear eyes. Thank goodness, since that means they didn't Photoshop you into oblivion.

You look like a normal woman and our sincerest hope is that you will stay that way even as you navigate through the hell that comes with being cast as a character that so many love. Most Hunger Games fans will insist you are not "perfect" for the part or at least ridicule you for being too tall, too short, too blonde, too dark, too young, too old, too skinny, too fat, too WASP-y, too ethnic, too happy, too mopey, too anything for the part because they don't care about you at all really.

We do, so stand up straight, smile like you mean it and next time, make sure the stylist chooses a bikini in a color that flatters your skin tone a little better. Other than that, we really have no complaints. Honestly, you look amazing.

All our love,
Your Parents

Posted by: Mrs Smith at April 15, 2011 8:49 AM

Are people actually upset by this? Shit, if I looked half that good in my underwear as she does, I'd take pictures of myself doing everything I do around the house in my underwear, mopey-faced or not. A typical day for me in my underwear, and how it would look if I were half as attractive as Jennifer Lawrence:

Washing the hardwood (floors) = Sexy pic
Cooking extra-greasy bacon = Hot pic
Organizing my CD collection = Steamy pic
Playing Monopoly online = Smokin' pic
Watching Maury with the sound off = Spicy pic
Reading Pajiba (might not be wearing underwear on this one) = Too sexy pic?

Posted by: ChristianH at April 15, 2011 4:13 PM

Reading Pajiba (might not be wearing underwear on this one) = Too sexy pic?

Posted by: ChristianH at April 15, 2011 4:13 PM

Not sure why you'd whip them off for this place. At least try Celebrity Movie Archive or something like that.

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