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Come Up with the Best Reverse 80's Remake. Win a Pajiba T-Shirt

By Dustin Rowles | Miscellaneous | October 19, 2011 | Comments ()

There were a few fantastic responses to that idea, including these:

  • ErinGoBawl: NOITCARTTA LATAF, the dramatic tale of a woman rising from a watery grave and falling for her murderer's husband.

    Brock Wilbur: SRETSUBTSOHG: Stantz, Spengler, and Venkamn lose their black friend and go back to NYU when job market dries up.

  • Dill the Devil: POT EHT REVO: Guys eventually pulling out of intense, sweaty handshakes with Sly Stallone. Ace.

    You get the idea.

    Anyway, I thought I'd turn that idea into a comment diversion, and to up the ante, I'm giving away one of our brand-spanking new Pajiba T-shirts to the best reverse 80's remake (or, really, any decade of remake will do). Taking a fantastic Pajiba tagline that Joanna came up with in a Pajiba Love, "We Built this City on Mock and Droll," our friend and illustrious Eloquent, Protoguy, came up with a design, and combined the two to create a fantastic T-shirt. In fact, you can buy one now over on Zazzle in a variety of sizes, colors, prices, and T-shirt brands (I recommend the American Apparel, but buy one size too big because they shrink).


    You can even buy a Pajiba coffee mug, if the mood strikes you. And know this: Wearing a Pajiba T-shirt has shown to have a statistically significant effect on your ability to get laid (I will not disclose if it is a positive or a negative effect). It has also proven effective in confusing family, friends, and co-workers, who will mangle the pronunciation, giving you an opportunity to yell at them. It's also a good conversation starter in church.

    So, please: Buy a Pajiba T-shirt. They make great Christmas gifts. And if you can't afford one, win one with the best Reverse Remake idea.

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