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A Joyous, Heartwarming Holiday Greeting from All of Us at Pajiba to Fill You With Festive Splendor

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Miscellaneous | Comments (13)

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We just wanted to make sure you all knew how important you are to us and how much we love you.

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(full-sized, more sinister photo)

May your days be merry and bright, and may all your Kristmas Kards look like a Dynasty reboot cast photo.

RIP, 2010 Muppet Sleeves. Never forget.









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Comments

You bitch.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at December 19, 2011 2:09 PM

It's the cover of "Clue-The Kardashian Edition." I'll say it's Mrs. Ambergris on the Soundstage with the thong.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at December 19, 2011 2:13 PM

What Krap!

Posted by: mswas at December 19, 2011 2:13 PM

I think it's nice the Vulturi celebrate Christmas.

Posted by: clocker at December 19, 2011 2:20 PM

So is the message here that holidays suck? Cuz that's the message I'm getting.

Posted by: Laura at December 19, 2011 2:21 PM

All that money and they can't afford to hem Kim's pants?

Honestly, I clicked the link wondering if Courtney would be so cruel as to act as a front for TK's nefarious deeds. This photo was kind of a hug after that anticipation.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 19, 2011 2:50 PM

Our Xmas card was better.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 19, 2011 3:09 PM

It reminds me of taking a picture of my 3yr and 8month old sons...we can never get them looking at the camera at the same time. I just want to have a nice looking picture, but no they have to be distracted by everything other than the camera. That poor photographer must have been so frustrated.

Posted by: phase10 at December 19, 2011 3:10 PM

Three thoughts...

1. I wonder why I keep hearing Monty Python's "Find the Fish" sketch from "The Meaning of Life" in my head when I look at this picture,

2. Neat! They're posing in front of the "Our Lady of the Three Boosums" archway for this shoot? And I thought that was on Mars,

3. It's nice to see that little Pubert shaved for the occasion. Kim shouldn't have be the only one who cut off her beard.

Posted by: bleujayone at December 19, 2011 5:10 PM

The tiny one reminds me of Eddie Munster.

Posted by: Lemon Poundcake at December 19, 2011 6:25 PM

I love how poorly photoshopped the manly one's right leg is. The one who married Lamar.

Posted by: PissBoy at December 19, 2011 8:03 PM

2. Neat! They're posing in front of the "Our Lady of the Three Boosums" archway for this shoot?

Reservoir tipped condoms. We can hope.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at December 19, 2011 10:20 PM

50 seconds after that picture was taken, the little child snapped and eviscerated them all with the pointed end of dignity before taking his own life by sticking it up through his yet-to-develop adam's apple.

We applaud you, little one.

Posted by: zeke the pig at December 20, 2011 4:14 AM