Avengers Assemble ... to Sing. Bring the Jazz Hands!
Twas nearly three years ago when we looked back at our friends in the Avengers and realized, damn, these ‘vengers got moves. But did you also know they can sing? Did you also also know that at least one of the Infinity War movies will be a musical? It won’t be. But it should be. It still could be. I don’t know. I’m not involved in the production process.
I mean, anyone who’s anyone knows Robert Downey, Jr. can sing. He does it, like, all the time.
Chris Evans doesn’t do it often, but when he does, PANTSPLOSIONS.
Mark Ruffalo sang in a Lifetime movie and that’s why Lifetime movies are superior.
Scarlett Johansson sings just like she Black Widows—like a damn boss.
Chris Hemsworth can jam out for the ladies.
Jeremy Renner? Obvs.
And it’s not just the main Avengers crew—Don Cheadle of course sang when he was in his ’80s R&B duo, Pleather and Jerry.
Cobie Smulders of course spent some time as a teen pop star in Canada.
Anthony Mackie’s got pipes. And he’s using them to celebrate the Jeffersons.
Stellar Skateboard Stellan Skarsgard was the best male singer in Mamma Mia. Do with that what you will.
The second best in the same movie? Howard Stark, obviously.
Did I need to tell you that Idris Elba sings? Do you need to lie down a while?
Oh and vintage baby James Spader? Sings.
And OK, sure, he was cut from the movie. But in “relevant to your interests” news, here’s your sweet, sweet Tom Hiddleston.
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