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Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2012 | Comments ()


Yesterday, Dustin delivered a delightful video of Chris Hemsworth shake-shake-shaking some senora in ways many of us could only dream. (Then, we heard Hawkeye sing, which only further moistened our lions.)

But is Thor the only Avenger with moves? I contest that he is not. I am to understand that Tony Stark knows his way around a pair of tap shoes.

Think that's something special? That's nothing. Hulk ain't afraid to step to this.

He doesn't just dance. He dances with spies. And sometimes monsters.


What do you mean "does the Captain dance?" YOUR HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION INFURIATES ME.


He sings, too. (in one of the most underrated comedies in recent memory, for that matter, and I will fight you for saying otherwise)

What? Are villains not allowed in this dance party? Loki takes issue with that.




Black Wids'll dance for you. But she will dance with an albino John Travolta. So, you know, gird yourself.

Nick Fury himself isn't opposed.


You know what? It's not fair to leave out other Marvel heroes, simply because they're not under the watchful eye (heh) of Nicky up there. Isn't that right, Spidey?


Oh, and he's got more where that came from.


And if we're going to include Pete, we can't forget Gwen.



It would be wrong not to include fearless leader Joss Whedon in this.

But do you really need to ask me who my favorite SHIELD dancer is? Really? Do you?





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  • Jana Jerusalem

    Play "Superfreak" while watching the three Hiddleston gifs at the same time. So worth it!!!

  • Natallica

    Oh, and from here it looks like I double posted. Sorry if so. But... court papers. Remember

  • Natallica

    So... I'm a long long LONG time lurker (I'm talking about YEARS here). And I've decided to speak just to say that is your fault, yes YOUR fault, that I've developed a completely consuming obsession with the "weird British guy with the cheekbones". Court papers will be served to you soon. Thank you very much.

  • Guest

    So... I'm a long long LONG time lurker (I'm talking about YEARS here). And I've decided to speak just to say that is your fault, yes YOUR fault, that I've developed a completely consuming obsession with the "weird British guy with the cheekbones" mentioned above. Court papers will be served to you soon. Thank you very much.

  • profession: none, or starlet

    The best thing about it is that "that weird British guy with the cheekbones" also covers Cumberbatch.

    But yes, this site is 100% responsible for my catching Hiddlesfever.

  • Ok...just to show y'all where my head is today. I'm pretty sure that one of the scenes from the "Prom Tonight" clip is at the same location as some of "That Thing You Do". The hotel entrance where the guy sings about only being in this song because he's black, that's The Oneders/Wonders hotel during their L.A. stay, yes?

  • BiblioGlow

    Oh Pajiba, I adore you. You give the very best presents. More of all of this, as well as more Renner singing and more Hemsworth doing anything. Anything at all.

  • Abbey Road

    Ok, what's the barely-pubescent 100-lb Garfield clip from? Because: Awesome.

  • That is from the show "Sugar Rush." And he's 22 in it. I have to assume that when he was actually barely-pubescent, he was just a walking fetus.

  • linnyloo

    I also have an irrational love for Not Another Teen Movie. And holy crap, there's Ted Mosby at the very end!

  • zeke_the_pig

    I fucking LOVED that Andrew Garfield mini-dance in the Social Network. I'm hungover as crust right now and there was only ever gonna be one thing that is actually three things that could pick me up: that Hawaiian shirt, that ridiculous move, and that thatched roof dwelling on his head. Thanks.

  • PerpetualIntern

    YAY!!!! Tom Hiddleston dancing gif!

  • Fabius_Maximus

    Fuck Ruffalo. Didn't you notice Serkis?

  • Slash

    Usually, i hate gifs, but these are pretty amusing.

    However, Numfar's dance of joy trumps all. And it can't be a gif. Because you have to see the whole thing to understand how awesome it is.

  • Nadine

    So many things went wrong with Buffy...with Angel....Numfar...made up for all of that. All of it. Everything was forgiven, past and future. Numfar.

    To this day, I distinctly remember the first time I saw the episode, saw that dance, the resulting explosive spit take almost killed me when I inhaled the tea. Numfar.

  • Snath

    Why does it always come back to Robin Sparkles?

  • Lynda Bowen

    Moistened our lions???

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Lynda, sometimes, when boy and girl Pajibans look at pictures of sexy people, or that weird British guy with the cheekbones, they get excited
    in their Funzone areas and they want to tell people about it in a
    postular fashion. Then, if the Internet is just right, they make a typo
    in said post, and then other people like it and share it and smear it
    all over the walls, and it spreads like word herpes.

    That's how moist lions are born.

  • PerpetualIntern

    The day moist lions was born was a happy, happy day.

  • Lauren_Lauren

    Also, somebody get "Moisten your lions" in the Pajiba Dictionary already. Those damp cats ain't gonna list themselves.

  • Jerce

    lol @ n00b

  • Ted Zancha

    Holy crap this just made my week. And you are right, Sparkles is clearly the winner.

  • annie

    I'm very disappointed you didn't include this number of the Cap in drag http://youtu.be/EWXXCs-GSVc Guys, I think I might be in lesbian with the depressingly pretty Chris Evans.

  • Gine

    ...My genitals are so confused right. Confused, but not unhappy.

  • jmd

    He does make a very pretty pretty girl, doesn't he?

  • Samantha Klein


  • I understand with each subsequent post the crazy obsession with Hiddleston.

  • PDamian

    And it just gets better and better ...

  • John G.

    Pajiba: Scathing Reviews for Bitchy People GIFS, MOUNTAINS OF GIFS

  • Tinkerville

    You might need to retire now, Courtney, because it doesn't get any better than this. Call me, Chris Evans.

  • TheOtherGreg

    Hah, I just watched 'Slap Bet' yesterday.

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