Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off
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Because Why Have Just Thor When You Could Have More: The Avengers Assemble to Dance Their Asses Off

By Courtney Enlow | Miscellaneous | August 22, 2012 | Comments ()


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Yesterday, Dustin delivered a delightful video of Chris Hemsworth shake-shake-shaking some senora in ways many of us could only dream. (Then, we heard Hawkeye sing, which only further moistened our lions.)

But is Thor the only Avenger with moves? I contest that he is not. I am to understand that Tony Stark knows his way around a pair of tap shoes.

Think that's something special? That's nothing. Hulk ain't afraid to step to this.

He doesn't just dance. He dances with spies. And sometimes monsters.

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What do you mean "does the Captain dance?" YOUR HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION INFURIATES ME.

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He sings, too. (in one of the most underrated comedies in recent memory, for that matter, and I will fight you for saying otherwise)

What? Are villains not allowed in this dance party? Loki takes issue with that.

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Black Wids'll dance for you. But she will dance with an albino John Travolta. So, you know, gird yourself.

Nick Fury himself isn't opposed.

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You know what? It's not fair to leave out other Marvel heroes, simply because they're not under the watchful eye (heh) of Nicky up there. Isn't that right, Spidey?

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Oh, and he's got more where that came from.

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And if we're going to include Pete, we can't forget Gwen.

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It would be wrong not to include fearless leader Joss Whedon in this.

But do you really need to ask me who my favorite SHIELD dancer is? Really? Do you?

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