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Pizza Hut Loves Us and Wants Us to be Happy

By Bekka Supp | Food Porn | March 7, 2017 |

By Bekka Supp | Food Porn | March 7, 2017 |


In a brilliant stroke of marketing, Pizza Hut has gifted the masses with Pie Tops. With just the push of a button, the Pie Tops will automatically order the pizza that is default order in the app.

Pizza Hut has only made 64 pairs of Pie Tops sneakers to celebrate NCAA basketball March Madness. By pressing the shoe’s tongue, the Shoe Surgeon-designed kicks will order you a Pizza Hut pie through Bluetooth technology and geolocation.

What a time to be alive! Sure, the world is collapsing all around and America is being fleeced right before our very eyes, BUT SHOES CAN ORDER US PIZZAS. Remember in the ’80s when we were a bunch of plebs and had to press a button on our shoe to “pump it up” and it would eventually explode because of a nameless overzealous kindergartner named Gregory who wanted to see how they worked?!

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*too much, Supp. Rein it in.*

I can’t wait to get these and order input my favorite pizza!

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Jay kay. My favorite is Hawaiian with Canadian Bacon. I’m a firm believer in finding the little things that will improve your day. This is a great, little thing.

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