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Take Me Home Tonight Review: Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (30)



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If Superbad was an 80’s movie set in contemporary suburbia, Take Me Home Tonight feels like an unofficial sequel set in the 80s, made in 2007, released in 2011, and starring the guy from “That 70’s Show.” It’s all enough to make your inner TARDIS a little sea sick. Ironically, given the right circumstances, Take Me Home Tonight might have felt right in place on the list of Bad Movies Way Too Many People Refuse to Concede Are Bad. Those movies, for the most part, survive because of our nostalgic affection. But for all that Take Me Home Tonight gets right about 80’s movies, it’s impossible to remake nostalgic affection, no matter how many times you play Dexy’s Midnight Runners.

It is refreshing, however, to see a filmmaker, Michael Dowse here, attempt to make an 80’s movie without a trace of irony and without any meta jokes. Take Me Home Tonight is played straight up, right down to the credit sequences. It’s every 80’s party movie you’ve ever seen, but what makes it awkward is the fact that the two leads, Topher Grace’s Matt Franklin and Dan Fogler’s Barry Nathan, aren’t high-school kids. They’re trying to capture Superbad in a post-college world (and Topher Grace and Dan Fogler do make decent older versions of Michael Cera and Jonah Hill), which is kind of like making a movie focusing on Jerry O’Connel’s character in Can’t Hardly Wait. In fact, that character is well represented by Chris Pratt, who plays Andy in “Parks and Recreation,” and the difference between the way he looks in this movie and the way he looks in “P&R” tells you exactly how long this movie has been sitting on a shelf.

Pratt plays the the guy who peaked in high school but hasn’t come to terms with that yet. He’s dating Wendy Franklin (Anna Faris), who is Matt Franklin’s twin sister. Matt graduated from MIT and is working at a video store, unable to figure out what to do with his life, when he has a chance encounter with his high-school crush, Tori (Teresa Palmer). Awkwardly, Matt tells Tori that he is a banker at Goldman Sachs, and later that night at the big party, it’s that lie that plays central to Matt’s attempts to hook up with Tori.

Basically, it plays out like every 80’s movie you’ve ever seen. Matt and Tori hit it off; Barry gets high and makes an ass of himself (and Fogler is damn near tolerable in this movie), and Wendy begins to realize that her boyfriend is holding her back. And that’d be great, if it were the 1980s. But there’s a reason you only revisit those 80’s movie when you’re sick or hungover: Sober and lucid minds are far more discerning. Take Me Home Tonight is the reason we don’t revisit Weird Science. We couldn’t deal with the crushing reality that, by sober adult standards, it probably wasn’t a very good movie.

But, for all that’s wrong with Take Me Home Tonight, it does have a certain charm. After all, the 80’s soundtrack isn’t a remake, and a few of those songs do have the power to conjure that nostalgia, assuming you were around in 1986 to hear them the first time around. But that’s another problem with this movie: It doesn’t have an identifiable audience. People that grew up in the 80s would probably prefer to revisit Hughes, while those that grew up in the late 90s/Aughts probably wouldn’t understand the appeal. They’d probably think it was just a badly made cheesy movie with old people songs. It’s a movie made to be watched on TBS in 1991, not one made to be seen on the big screen in 2011.

Still, while Take Me Home Tonight not a particularly good film, it is better than it looks. You may not walk out satisfied, but you might have a few decent soundtrack songs stuck in your head. And you know what? For those that are nostalgic for the early Aughts, Topher Grace is still boyishly awesome.










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Comments

What's it going to take to rid us all of the 80s? From Reaganomics to bad music to worse fashion sense, I think it's time we took a wrecking ball to that time.

Bad Decades People Refuse to Admit Were Bad: The 80s.

Posted by: Fredo at March 4, 2011 3:23 PM

Poor Topher Grace. I actually like the guy. He should've been Scott Pilgrim (which I liked) and not in this movie (which I probably won't like).

Posted by: sars at March 4, 2011 3:29 PM

Yeah, except it's March, the month when every frickin' bar and radio station in the world ODs on "Come on Eileen" and 4 days in to the month, I'm already sick to death of it. By St Patrick's I might just need to wield a machete when walking by the local taverns.

Posted by: PaddyDog at March 4, 2011 3:39 PM

I'd probably rather listen to Hothouse Flowers, but that's not too exciting either.

Posted by: Jay at March 4, 2011 3:51 PM

I want to like this movie, because I want to like Topher Grace and his whole deal. I saw him on Jimmy Fallon the other night and he told not one but two stories that made him look like a complete ass, and I was worried that he was overcompensating because he didn't particularly want to talk about this movie (because he knew it was bad) and was putting it off. But regardless, he came off as hopelessly awkward and charming and I want to believe he is truly that way and not some Zach Braff-y douche who know how to act it and uses it to get laid.

And I don't care what anybody thinks - I like In Good Company more than I should and I'm okay with that. Topher Grace may not be that big of a movie star anymore but I miss him and I wish he were.

Posted by: Annie at March 4, 2011 3:51 PM

"What's it going to take to rid us all of the 80s?"

Yes, please

Posted by: Protoguy at March 4, 2011 4:25 PM

Oh, I am with you Annie on the Topher and In Good Company love. I also love "Come On Eileen" and most other music from the mid to late 80's. I'll probably see this eventually.

Posted by: elsie at March 4, 2011 5:28 PM

I blame Hot tub Time Machine, Mr. Mister and John Kuzak. But Not Lloyd Dobbler.

Kyrie eleison on the road that I must travel,
Kyrie eleison throught he darkness of the ni-ei-ight.

OHW Bomb: its in your head.

never mind why I know how to spell Kyrie Eleison.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at March 4, 2011 5:42 PM

Agreed Fredo.

It's time for some 90s love. Flannel, jeans with giant holes in the knees, and endless apathy. This career thing was starting to bore me anyway.

Posted by: katy at March 4, 2011 5:50 PM

I've never watched an 80's movie. I think I was done in by all the crap from the 70's. However, when I was in college in the 1980's, I took a course on Rennaisance music and I was required to memorize the parts of the mass. Not an easy task when you're Jewish. The professor, Mr. Kitts, also had a problem remembering it, and came up with this mneumonic:

Kitts Goes Crazy Studying All Day.

Kitts - Kyrie
Goes - Gloria
Crazy - Credo
Studying - Santus
All Day - Agnus Dei

I've never forgotten it, even though I have absolutely no use for this information.

Now, if I only had a mneumonic for remembering how to spell mneumonic.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 4, 2011 5:55 PM

co sign with THOR'S HAMMER what Fredo said. And just so no one accuses me (b. 1985) of favoritism, the 90s and early aughts weren't all that great either. But the 80s was...not what Gen Xers think it was. "Thriller", the end of the Cold War, and Deloreans...that's all that comes to mind. Don't jump down my throat, that list isn't inclusive.

Posted by: Ian at March 4, 2011 6:01 PM

I was also born in '85. But I think the 80s were downright cool. Sorry Ian.

Posted by: mc at March 4, 2011 6:09 PM

If I can keep Ghostbusters, The Safety Dance video, and Talking Heads, y'all can remove the rest of the 80's. Especially that nasty mauve color EVERYONE decorated with. Damn that was uglee.

Posted by: lil_a at March 4, 2011 6:20 PM

It's just, like, my opinion, man. No apologies needed.

Posted by: Ian at March 4, 2011 6:22 PM

You weren't there at the beginning! You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert!

Posted by: Jay at March 4, 2011 7:08 PM

The problem isn't that movies based off of the 80's can't be done, but it's such a well beaten path that it takes actual effort to make it good. Easy A succeeded in doing it, but this movie didn't.

Posted by: Matt at March 4, 2011 7:10 PM

I will probably see it because I like Topher Grace and because I was an '80s baby who was too young at the time to realize how horrible they really were so my perception of that time period is all rosy-colored with nostalgia for the time(except for the fashion, that can stay locked away in the back of the closet next to the Jane Fonda exercise tapes).

I ♥ the '80s.

Yeah, I said it.

Posted by: smijca at March 4, 2011 7:27 PM

Leave
Wierd
Science
ALONE!

Posted by: Corvus at March 4, 2011 8:23 PM

MNEUMONIC:

Many Newsies Enthusiasts Understand My Omnipresent, Neverending, Infinite Crush... on christian bale.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Annie at March 4, 2011 9:07 PM

Oh balls. There's no "u" in mnemonic. Nevermind.

Posted by: Annie at March 4, 2011 9:16 PM

Leave
Wierd
Science
ALONE!
Posted by: Corvus at March 4, 2011 8:23 PM

HEAR HEAR!

/Wears bra on head

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 4, 2011 9:21 PM

Or it can actually be spelled either way and I'm giving up and going out. It is shitface time on the east coast, after all. Good night, conflicting internet dictionaries.

Posted by: Annie at March 4, 2011 9:46 PM

Weird Science will never be anything less than awesome.

Posted by: Mattfactor at March 4, 2011 10:16 PM

Am I to understand the Eddie Money song of the title isn't even in the movie? So I've had that fucking thing stuck in my head for two days for nothing.

BTW, I saw Eddie Money once in the day and he was the shit.

Also: Don't be dissing the '80s. Husker Du and Bad Religion ruled the fucking '80s.

Posted by: , at March 5, 2011 1:15 AM

"But, for all that’s wrong with Take Me Home Tonight, it does have a certain naive charm... but no muscle."

There. I fixed it. On to bed.

Posted by: Rest In Peace at March 5, 2011 2:06 AM

I like to think that this movie was just a gargantuan excuse to put together this remake of 'Don't You Want Me', which is a lot more fun than I expected.

*in case my HTML link-fu fails me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gOyrAVZHi4

Posted by: spoobnooble at March 5, 2011 9:00 AM

I think you people are forgetting how hard Hair Metal rocked. \m/

Posted by: David McTaintwaffle at March 5, 2011 8:40 PM

No fault of yours, Dan, but I lost interest in this halfway through the second paragraph. It's so...so much to put into one movie. I finished the review (which was fantastic, as usual), but barely, because this movie sounds like gigantic bore.

It also suffered from a bad case of Terrible Trailers, because up until MrFig informed me about what the Bureau actually was, I thought this was just some chase movie like the Bourne films, and

Posted by: cosplay costumes at March 6, 2011 7:58 AM

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Posted by: cinekat at March 7, 2011 8:40 AM

Weird Science rules, and most importantly because it taught us about the future. Now, Kelly LeBrock comes out of my computer every single night. Not just her, either. Plenty of pretty girls, especially on nights when I can't get dates.

Posted by: negative 1 at March 7, 2011 10:37 PM