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White-Knuckle Bromantic Adventurin'

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (73)



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The night before screening Guy Ritchie’s stylistically brilliant rendering of Sherlock Holmes, I’d meticulously composed my list of the top ten films of the 2009, having believed that I’d seen everything that might qualify. Sherlock Holmes has forced me to reevaluate — of the ten films on my list, only one can compete with Holmes in sheer start-to-finish balls-to-the-chin entertainment value, and pure escapism, especially of the sort that’s not completely mindless, has to count for something, doesn’t it?

Robert Downey, Jr. plays Sherlock Holmes and, at the very least, is an aesthetic improvement on every other Sherlock to grace the screen (no offense to Jeremy Brett). He’s also pitch perfect for Ritchie’s film — a dry wiseacre, brooding and depressed, with the ability to use his intelligence in addition to his not-so-inconsiderable brawn. Jude Law plays his Dr. Watson, who is less a sidekick and more a charismatic equal, every bit as capable with his fists and his brains, save for a weakness for both gambling and the inviting danger of a Sherlock adventure, though he promises every case will be his last, and his fiancĂ©e, Mary, only promises to hasten their split (given their engagement, too, there was no need — as Doyle was forced to do — to create an excuse for Watson to hang out with Holmes by having Mary visiting her ill sister in every other Holmes adventure).

In the opening scenes, Holmes and Watson are hired to track down Lord Blackwood (the devilishly delightful Mark Strong), a serial killer supposedly working with black magic, who has been ritualistically killing women as part of an effort to raise awareness of his dark powers. With both his powers of deduction and a slurry of well-placed punches, Watson and Holmes reach Blackwood before he can take a sixth victim, aiding the police in the capture and imprisonment of the film’s main villain, which turns out to be the first step in Blackwood’s master plan to take control of Britain and, eventually, expand the British Empire.

Three months later, Blackwood is hanged in full view of Holmes; Watson pronounces him dead; and suddenly, the game is afoot. Blackwood somehow rises from the dead and, as he promised Holmes minutes before his execution, puts into motion the murder of three more victims - each of mysterious circumstances, hoping to culminate the plan with a takeover of the British government. Only Holmes and Watson can prevent Blackwood, and the wild care here is the criminal Irene Adler (Rachel McAdams), an intelligent and conniving former lover of Holmes, who seems to be playing both sides of the fence while working for a mysterious man whose face is never shown (leaving the casting choices wide open for the sequel, of course (Brad Pitt is rumored)).

To say much more about the plot would ruin the Holmes’ adventure — needless to say, as is customary in one of Arthur Conan Doyle mysteries, the script — from Simon Kinberg, Michael Robert Johnson, and Anthony Peckham — pits Blackwood’s possible supernatural conspiracy against Holmes’ powers of logic, with the added benefit of foresight, in the form of the knowledge of 20th century technological advancements. And make no mistake, though Ritchie’s frenetic and fast-paced action adventure is not exactly in line with the tone of Doyle’s mysteries, the characteristics of Doyle’s Holmes are all there - the meticulous powers of deduction, the manic-depressive tendencies, the personality disorder, and the substance abuse problems, though Downey’s Holmes is more vigorous than academic’ still, Ritchie’s version keeps in line with the evolving nature of Holmes over the 20th century. More importantly, most skeptical Holmes’ aficionados will likely be converted, if only because of the script’s attention to detail and the way it incorporates so many of the elements of Doyle’s novels into the movie, from Holmes’ obscure interest in the violin, alchemy, and firearms, to the Irene Adler character, the Jersey girl who resurfaced in several of Doyle’s books and was only one of a few people who ever got the better of Holmes (and was one of only two (?) characters that brought out something other than Holmes’ asexual side). Ironically, even the black magic elements of the plot are keeping in line with Doyle, who turned to writing about the occult after he stopped writing Sherlock Holmes’ mysteries.

More importantly, the relationship between Holmes and Watson is as strong and well-developed as it is in Doyle’s novels, and it is their bond that drives the narrative. It feels, at times, like a bromantic comedy of remarriage, but the Apatow bromantic couples have nothing on Holmes and Watson, whose friendship is warm and alive and real — there’s very much an old school Newman and Redford dynamic between the two. Plot-wise, Sherlock Holmes is something akin to one of Doyle’s mysteries crossed with Lethal Weapon, and Downey’s Holmes is not too far removed from Mel Gibson’s Riggs, a comparison highlighted by the hilariously hyper Three-Stooges brand of fight scenes. The mystery itself is far more compelling than the solution, but the wrap-up deftly toes the line between clever and bullshit, close enough to the former to be satisfying and tied up hastily enough to keep you from stewing on the latter. Indeed, there’s not enough time to poke holes in Holmes’ logic before the narrative quickly sets up the sequel, leaving you contemplating the future of Sherlock Holmes rather than going over the logic of what you’ve just seen.

So, is Sherlock Holmes good enough to be a top ten film of the year? Not quite. For all the fun I had watching Sherlock Holmes, there’s none of the emotional resonance that epitomizes most of the other films on my list. Sherlock Holmes is fast-paced (saved for a small dead spot in the second act) and amusing as hell, but at the end of the day, it still feels a little frivolous. Though it’s far from mechanical - it’s the best thing that Guy Ritchie has done since Lock, Stock, and Two Barrels, and does not, for the first time, borrow heavily from his debut film (the lack of Matthew Vaughn is a boon here, not because Vaughn isn’t kick-ass, but because his sensibilities don’t suit the subject material) — it still lacks emotional heft. And unlike another certain action-adventure sci-fi spectacle from earlier this year, there are no moments of levity in Sherlock Holmes, nor any real heart. The only emotional connection I had with the film was the built-in one I have with Downey. It’s a buddy comedy, and for all the stylistic flourishes; the brilliant quips; the impeccable costumes and set design; the smart and faithful (but somewhat empty) script; the fantastic performances from Downey and Law (McAdams is somewhat lacking); and the escapist adventure, Sherlock Holmes still feels a little frivolous. It’s an event film - it will keep you completely enraptured from the opening scene until the last and Ritchie does an excellent job of keeping the momentum going, but it won’t stick with you long after you’ve left the theater. Sherlock Holmes is a very good film, but it’s not a great one, but that doesn’t make me any less enthused for the sequel.









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Comments

Wasn't the bad guy Lord Blackwood, not Blackwell?

Posted by: K8WMA at December 26, 2009 1:26 PM

I don't get this review. Rowles said he had no emotion connection to this film, except to RDJ (which he had prior to seeing the film), yet still said it nearly made his top 10 of the year?

Please.

Everyone on this site wanted this film to be balls-out spectacular from the get-go, and I think this review is giving it a positive review based on those preconceived notions, rather than the film itself.

This rendition of Sherlock Holmes is butchery. Ritchie direction is piss-poor. It's a sad excuse of a buddy-cop action film, using Holmes as a springboard for those cliched set-ups. I, for one, was disappointed in this film.

Posted by: B-Unit at December 26, 2009 1:26 PM

of the ten films on my list, only one can compete with Holmes in sheer start-to-finish balls-to-the-chin entertainment value, and pure escapism -

Precious, right?

Posted by: Robert at December 26, 2009 1:33 PM

What is the certain other action-adventure sci-fi spectacle from earlier this year to which he refers too?

Posted by: A&Air at December 26, 2009 1:38 PM

interesting that you seemed to enjoy this film so much, dustin. i thought if it hadn't been branded a sherlock holmes film that maybe i would have enjoyed it more.
the movie itself was interesting, it moved well, the character development (with the exception of rachel mcadams) was pretty decent, the action was great.
what i disliked was the fact that richie felt the need to show us holmes' analytical style with annoying prefaces of his fights. the genius was better portrayed, for example, in how holmes followed adler.

Posted by: courtney_1 at December 26, 2009 1:48 PM

can't wait to see this

Posted by: barf at December 26, 2009 1:49 PM

My guess would be Star Trek, A&Air.

I'm looking forward to this, mainly for my girlcrush on Rachel. This is the movie I reeeally want to see, but instead I'm seeing It's Complicated today. This will be soon, though...

Posted by: Gabs at December 26, 2009 1:50 PM

Lots of little elaborations wanted from this review it seems. Mine? Why is the absence of Matthew Vaughn a boon? That guy's kick-ass.

Posted by: Maxwell at December 26, 2009 2:06 PM

Sorry, I cannot agree. I found this to be a dimwitted pastiche of cliches. Holmes was physically adept in Doyle's work but never resorted to combat except as a last resort. The fight-club scene is ludicrous. Watson walks with a definite limp until combat begins and the whirls like an Asian chop-sockey hero. I do agree that Downey brings the most depth to Holmes of an portrayer, I would like to see him in the hands of better writers and a non-hack director.

Posted by: jaf at December 26, 2009 2:25 PM

I went into this movie knowing next to nothing about Sherlock Holmes. I watched it and actually didn't like it because I hate when normal stories turn supernatural and make everything about magic! and sorcery!. Keep that to the fantasy films, please.

And then, to my surprise (because I'm naive enough to be surprised), Holmes figured everything out and listed it off in his genius way. It wasn't real! And in that moment when I realized that I had been fooled by the main bad character as much as the people (aside from Holmes) in the movie were, I commended it for doing it's job.

Well played Script Writers, well played.

Posted by: beezandhoney at December 26, 2009 2:53 PM

Agreed, jaf. How Rowles gives this such high marks is beyond me. Cliches abounded here (though not as bad as Avatar which was composed entirely of cliches), and I could not check my brain prior to watching something titled "Sherlock Holmes", unless perhaps if it came with a subtitle such as "for teeny-boppers whose ADD and ignorance requires story simplification."

Posted by: B-Unit at December 26, 2009 3:05 PM

Blackwood is hung

Hanged.

Posted by: Jay at December 26, 2009 3:16 PM

I'm gonna go watch this tonight! let you know how it goes..

Posted by: Anhelo at December 26, 2009 3:26 PM

@ Jay: Given Rowles' proclivities, I think he had it right the first time.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at December 26, 2009 3:34 PM

Wow. The comments are harsh. I agree with Dustin: it was well-done and fun. I really didn't expect much more out of it.

The mister loved the fact that it often felt like a Victorian-era CSI. I loved the fact that Jude Law did not annoy the crap out of me (I can't much stand the guy, so I was worried). He actually seemed like a character and not just himself. And though Downey mainly had two expressions in this film: intense and playful, I still thought he rocked socks.

And our 15 year old was thoroughly entertained from start to finish. She particularly loved the forward/backward movement of the narrative in places (don't want to give too much away, but I liked that, too).

We paid twilight prices, $4.75 a ticket, and went on a dull Christmas afternoon, and got entertained from start to finish. So: awesome.

(My only complaint is that dull spot in the second act Dustin mentioned. The movie felt about 30-40 minutes too long. Tighter editing would have made it even better.)

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 26, 2009 3:41 PM

Ha! Jay, he could be hung and hanged. What a waste.

Posted by: Cindy at December 26, 2009 4:06 PM

Just saw this with Nieve, in Liverpool, which was used for basically all of the dock scenes, most notably when Holmes and Watson travel to Pentonville.
If you look closely, you can see me holding a sign reading 'Godtopus saves' and wearing an outfit clearly from the future.
(not really, but god help me, I tried SO HARD)

I loved it. LOVED it. And if Pitt is cast as Moriarty I'll be pissed. He's a good actor, but he's not Moriarty.
Mark Strong, weirdly enough,was always my Moriarty but they sunk that boat.
For the sequel (pleasepleaseplease) I'm thiking along the lines of Johnny Depp, Jason Flemying, Dexter Fletcher, Joaquin Phoenix.
So many.
But Brad Pitt will just be....wrong.

Posted by: Nadine at December 26, 2009 4:31 PM

Oh also, Jude Law is the fucking BALLS in this film.
If I wasn't already british and so prone to using the expression 'Nut'im!' regularly, I would be adopting it into my lexicon.
As it stands...


Seriously, Ritchie's out done himself. I'm so happy he escaped Madonna's great sucking vagina of such and awfulness.

Posted by: Nadine at December 26, 2009 4:36 PM

I have a feeling I'm going to pass on this one. Especially after Dustin used the word, "Bromance" or some derivation in this review.

Fight Club(tm) Sherlock Holmes doesn't do it for me. And including him playing the violin isn't so a minor detail as it is something that gets mentioned ALL THE DAMN TIME and you'd have to be pretty damn stupid to not pick up on it, and either dumb or arrogant to not include it in any Sherlock adaptation. (They even included it in Young Sherlock Holmes . . . though, in a rather funny way)

Posted by: Rowen at December 26, 2009 5:16 PM

Coincidentally, I'm reading the Doyle books right now, and while I don't want to prejudge the movie, the action/buddy-cop approach is a little off-putting. So far Holmes and Watson have been in a few tight spots (We're in a tight spot!) but no fisticuffs yet. That's not to say that the characters and their adventures can't be reimagined (Frank Miller's and Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight, for instance), but I wonder how much of it was Ritchie wanting to reboot an old franchise and how much was Ritchie wanting to reboot himself.

Posted by: Brenton at December 26, 2009 5:27 PM

I was disappointed in this movie. I guess I came in with rather high expectations, and I love Downey, Law, and Adams, but I spent a fair amount of time in the theater wishing they would just hurry up and explain the mystery so I could go home and eat some pie. I was bored.

I completely agree with Dustin about having no emotional connection to the film. I liked the look of the film at times, but when I don't care about the characters, some witty lines and sped-up punching doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Sophia at December 26, 2009 5:32 PM

This film was exactly what you expect it to be, funny and exciting entertainment through and through. I had a lot more fun watching this film than Avatar is all I have to say. And I also had no emotional attachment or response to anything in Avatar either so I really really hope its not on your Top Ten list of the year.

Posted by: Littlejon2001 at December 26, 2009 5:37 PM

I loved this film! I just saw it with Nadine and it rocked my socks off.

I have always been a Huge fan of Sherlock Holmes-in fact its not so much that I was a fan but more my siblings and I grew up knowing Holmes as the greatest detective who ever lived (in the literary world) be it through stories or the TV show. To the point were I was rather shocked that in school my friends were more interested in the babysitters club than crime novels (I was a voracious reader from a very young age and often read books way, way too old for my age group) my entire childhood was so saturated in stories told by Grandad from Treaure Island to Jack the Ripper to Sherlock Holmes even to stories about magicians and fairies, that it had a massive impact on what I read now anything to do with crime, detectives, murder mysteries etc I cant get enough.

We loved Sherlock Holmes so much that my older brother got the hat, a fake pipe, got my grandad to fill a decanter with coke so he could have a Holmes style drink and we even went to the Baker Street house.

Oh and this is the first film I have ever liked Jude Law in and I have an unwavering love for Robert Downey Jr and Rachel McAdams. I cant wait for the DVD.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at December 26, 2009 7:09 PM

It was absolute torture having to listen to Downey's attempted excuse for an English accent. And we are to believe that a 25 year old was the Home Secretary? That a British meatcutting factory with a dissasembly line existed in London in the 1880s? That Lord Blackwood somehow got into the House of Lords although he was illegitimate? Can NO ONE hire a freaking historian for a historical film? 2.5 hours of excruciating hell.

Posted by: Jamie at December 26, 2009 7:47 PM

@ Jay

"They said you was hung!"

"And they was right."

Posted by: Nurse EagerBeaverBaby at December 26, 2009 8:10 PM

I don't know any other website which reveals so much of the plot in their reviews. Damnit Dustin, I wanted to keep reading!

Posted by: bendiagram at December 26, 2009 8:21 PM

Jamie, that Hans Matheson chap who played the Home Secretary is actually about 40, actually.
He just looks terribly young.

Posted by: Nadine at December 26, 2009 8:23 PM

I don't know any other website which reveals so much of the plot in their reviews.

Never read Pajiba if you're planning to see something.

Posted by: Jay at December 26, 2009 8:33 PM

Hans Mathesonis 34 and gorgeous

Posted by: courtney_1 at December 26, 2009 8:39 PM

"And unlike another certain action-adventure sci-fi spectacle from earlier this year, there are no moments of levity in Sherlock Holmes..."

Yeah, just like there's no excessive cheap lens flare effects, vomit inducing shaking camera work, and an idiotic, plot-crater filled "story."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at December 26, 2009 9:06 PM

Not to be pedantic, but I think you mean Jeremy Brett, not Jeremy Irons. Unless I'm mistaken, Irons never played Holmes. Although according to IMDB, his first role was playing "Nephew" in a 1971 TV version of Holmes. Hmm, interesting.

Sorry, I'm a huge Brett fan. He has always been Holmes for me. But I am very excited about seeing this movie. I was worried Ritchie was going to crap all over the mythos and the character, but I'm glad to hear it's a good one. I'm a bit of a Holmes nut (and a purist), but this is one adaptation I'm actually excited about! Great review!

Ooops. Noted and corrected on Irons/Brett. No idea how that got mixed up in my head. -- DR

Posted by: AnnArrogance at December 26, 2009 9:16 PM

b-unit:

So, is Sherlock Holmes good enough to be a top ten film of the year? Not quite.

Posted by: ceejeemcbeegee at December 26, 2009 9:26 PM

I thought it was boring, dull, and slow.

How many more terms can I come up with for lame?

Exciting? When? I didn't find anything in this film exciting. Except maybe when she took her clothes off.

And why incorporate the cinematic element of showing his mind twice in the beginning of the film and then never using it again?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 26, 2009 9:34 PM

It was about an inch deep, but it was fluffy and fun and McAdams has never looked better. I never felt compelled to check my watch, at least. As far as the anachronistic technology such as the meat cutting plant, the plot centered around a gas bomb, so you're really just complaining about the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at December 26, 2009 9:35 PM

Doesn't matter how much nay the naysayers say, I'm seein' it. And I'm bettin' I'll be lovin' it.

So there.

By the by, saw Avatar -- liked it very much. Saw The Young Victoria -- liked it very much. As much as I'd like to see Nine and It's Complicated, I can't justify spending $13.50 on each right now (yes, I live in Los Angeles and that's what it costs to see them at the Arclight and really, once you've seen a film there, you really don't want to see one anywhere ELSE) after reading the terribly mixed reviews... It's really killing me, though. I may have to see them anyway.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at December 26, 2009 9:39 PM

I think that some (probably most) of the problems people are having with this movie come from the fact that they were for some bizarre reason expecting a faithful adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. We pretty much knew from the first trailer that the RDJ/Guy Ritchie version of Sherlock Holmes would be related to the Arthur Conan-Doyle version the same way that Indiana Jones is related to actual archaeology. The movie doesn't exactly beg to be taken seriously - it's intended as fun, glib, and entertaining. And it's an *excellent* fun, glib, and entertaining movie.

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at December 26, 2009 10:04 PM

To be fair to it, it keeps book canon pretty faithfully, it mentions Mycroft, it keeps the pipe and hat correct and not the more traditional yet not Doyle Written Deer Hunter and whateverthatpipe was called.
Given he's made an action Holmes, he's done a good job of being faithful to key aspects of the book

Posted by: Nadine at December 26, 2009 10:21 PM

Jamie That home secretary didn't even look 25. Did you see the several close-up shots of his face? Granted, he wasn't the crypt keeper, but 25? No.

And not that this makes me the world's expert, but I am a HUGE stickler for dialects done correctly. Absolutely correctly. I was almost afraid to hear Downey do a British accent. But honestly? I'd rate his about a six or seven out of ten. And compared to some I've heard, that's pretty damn good. After a while, I forgot he was putting on a dialect.

I know I've told this here before, but I have an uncle who is familiar with every single bird call in the world. (No joke, he's crazy obsessed.) So his downfall is hearing some tiny little bird tweet or song in the background of a film and vehemently objecting to the entire movie because a "saggy-tittied yellow-bellied warbsparkler hawk would NEVER EVER BE IN WISCONSIN!!"

You don't sound nearly so bad, but sometimes I think it's harder when we know a LOT about certain things going into a film. What other people blissfully miss, we see and it's like a splinter you can't get out.

Eg: southern dialects. My husband is probably tired of hearing me rant about the horrible ones. But seriously: if you are attempting a deep South dialect, especially in the recent past, the r sound is SOFT. SOFT. It isn't ROUNDED like the guy from Mississippi is suddenly in Newark. Just drop it on the ground. I heard it in JFK, I heard it in Cold Mountain, I heard it in O Brother, Where Art Thou? (an otherwise fine film). Where are all the dialect coaches in Hollywood? Do they need one? I'll go help, for loads of cash.

Anyway. I try to leave the pedantic me at home if I'm paying to see a flick in the theater. I try, anyway. Don't even get me started on characters attempting to play stringed instruments.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 26, 2009 10:23 PM

ceejee...:

Didn't you notice my use of the word "nearly" when I made the comment about Rowles writing that this was almost in his top 10? I got it right.

But how he could even write that and retain a shred of credibility is beyond me. I don't mind a film that's fun where I can throw reason to the wind, but this bloated travesity wasn't one of them. Really, can anyone truly enjoy a film when one has no emotional connection to it, as Rowles wrote?

Posted by: B-Unit at December 26, 2009 10:43 PM

B-Unit This is what you asked:

Can anyone truly enjoy a film when one has no emotional connection to it?

Well, yeah. Now, if I have no emotional connection to it, it might not stay with me. I certainly won't be moved by it. But you said "enjoy." I've enjoyed LOTS of films I had no particular emotional connection to, beyond "hey that was fun!"

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 26, 2009 11:04 PM

I just got back from seeing it.
Is it the best film ever? Nope.
Did it give me something to do with my parents while they're in town? Yep.
Did I have a good time watching it? Indeed.

Also, I want to go and watch movies with Snuggie because I have the SAME problems with Southern Dialects. We can have a bitch fest, honey! What movie shall we start with?

Posted by: MyySharona (formerly Sharon) at December 26, 2009 11:27 PM

Just start with "True Blood" first. That should piss you off just fine.

Not to say I hate "True Blood," I love that fucking show. The dialects though...cringe worthy.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at December 27, 2009 12:26 AM

Snuggiepants: (may contain spoilers!!) I'm totally with you on the stringed instruments comment. It's my visual grate of hearing nails across a chalkboard. Thankfully - correct me if I'm mistaken - his "playing" was kept to mostly plucking (and he was consistent and accurate too! Always a testament to the effort an actor has put in his role.) and bowing was only ever implied. Bit relieving, really. It could have ruined the film for me. But I did gasp aloud when he drops it...I suppose that's also a different issue.

Props to Hans Zimmer for an interesting score - though I'm not sure how broken pub piano meets Eastern European street band matches to any of the characters. Maybe this refers more to something in the books? Makes for good music anyway.

Posted by: kiyo-chan at December 27, 2009 12:37 AM

to my (decent) knowledge of Sherlock, Holmes never had a sexual relationship with Irene Adler. anyone else know this for sure?

Posted by: kristin at December 27, 2009 12:40 AM


Can anyone truly enjoy a film when one has no emotional connection to it?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they can. What of all the peeps that walked out of the unrelenting shit-fest that was Transformers 2, claiming to have thoroughly enjoyed it? I doubt anyone really cared when The Beef went down in the 3rd act.. Shit blew up good. That's all they're in it for.

I TRULY enjoyed In The Loop, and still do. And I rank it among the best of the year.. but I don't have any emotional connection to any of the characters. It's just not that kind of film.

I'll concede to you that certain genres of film require an emotional connection to be enjoyed.. But not actioners, and not comedies.. And by the looks of things, this Holmes be an Action/Comedy.
So just kick back and gurgle at the witty explosions.

Posted by: The Only New Zealander at December 27, 2009 12:49 AM

It was fun.

If, throughout the film, you keep overlooking the "wait a second, that doesn't make sense" moments. Which is to say, you have to do that throughout the film. I felt as though the director, in fact, was inviting us to do so. The entire film is like that moment in BILL & TED: "Dude! Fell out of my armor." There, however, it was funny.

This Holmes is not based on logic or anything like it. He's based on dumb luck and fortunate coincidence, and an ability to take advantage of both, not deduction. I love Downey. So I have decided this film is the Adventures of Downey & Law, Victorian Detectives, not Sherlock Holmes, because let's face it, that's what it really is. You could have made up any character name and slapped it on Downey. It wouldn't matter, because he remains Downey. Who, it appears, has finally evolved from actor to star. Which is fine, but really, are we admiring him as an actor, or do we just enjoy watching him do anything? In my case it's the latter.

And has anyone noticed that Blackwood's plan makes almost no sense at all? Would it even work?

SPOILER: ...because killing most of parliament would merely cause another parliament to be called by a general election. These are not MPs for life. And Britain is a monarchy, not a republic. His plan would have accomplished nothing whatsoever. He should have asked Guy Fawkes his opinion of that beforehand. In any case, the remaining MPs--what could they have done? Declared him king? It's stupid.

The film LOOKS great. Kudos to the production designers. But Guy really is fond of lots of quick editing to no purpose at all, isn't he?

Posted by: JLRoberson at December 27, 2009 1:02 AM

I just got back from seeing it. I must say that I want to look just like Rachel McAdams in my next life. That girl has got one great ass on her.
Otherwise, yeah, it was fun, it was energetic, it had RDJ shirtless and bad-ass, so it is definitely worth a looksee. Maybe not worth waiting in line for an hour to get seats because all of the shows were sold out. We bought tickets at 1:00 for a 7:45 and we knew it would be a madhouse. It was. Imax fancy theater, Avatar on 3 screens and SH on 2. But, they were serving fresh chocolate chip cookies to keep the crowd happy. Good thinking.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at December 27, 2009 2:35 AM

Caught it today with some friends; some who liked it and others who did find it pedantic and boring.

I came down on the "Liked it" side. Downey is actually subdued as Holmes, but for the action moments. Law delivers an actually interesting performance by making Watson more Holmes' equal than sidekick -- a fact so many of the Holmes purists tended to overlook in the more classical movies. Strong needs to find more work. I like him in everything I've seen him in -- from Stardust through Body of Lies and RocknRolla.

Does the movie drag at times? Yes. Is the reveal obvious? Somewhat. Is this movie a mirror image to Batman Begins? I'd say so.

But overall, it's a good enough time that leaves no bad aftertaste.

I want to look just like Rachel McAdams in my next life. That girl has got one great ass on her.

I didn't notice. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

:hums:

Posted by: Fredo at December 27, 2009 3:24 AM

Snuggie, I am from MS and I watched Oh Brother this afternoon, that you would mention both made it feel like a personal shout out, awesome! You are completely correct, and you can totally be my pajiba friend :)

Posted by: Mebe at December 27, 2009 4:37 AM

hmm ... I'm still not convinced.

granted, I'll admit that I'm biased against guy ritchie (can you blame me?) and I still don't understand why people think robert downey jr. is "awesome". that said, I do have a problem with this being a "sherlock holmes" film. if the film was called "two english detectives wreck havoc in victorian england", I may not be so skeptical about it ...

then again, I've been wrong before, so I may end up watching it in the end.

also, lakers vs cavs ... that was the real show this xmas

Posted by: lelnguye at December 27, 2009 6:58 AM

kristin: no, Sherlock Holmes never had a relationship with Irene Adler. He did admire her greatly however, as the woman who outwitted him. In the stories, Watson always comes across as having more esteem for women,where sherlock can sound downright sexist at times. Watson says that the Adler affair was the one that turned around Holmes' opinion of women.

I plan on seeing this even though I'm (obviously) a purist.

Posted by: banana at December 27, 2009 10:57 AM

BTW, do remember that Doyle very much meant Holmes' stories to be pulp entertainment. He never aimed for his stories to be works of literary artistry.

I'm biased against guy ritchie (can you blame me?)

Why is that? He started off well with Lock, Stock and Snatch before diving down the rabbit hole that was Madonna. I think his biggest problem is finding good stories to tell as he's visually an interesting director.

Posted by: Fredo at December 27, 2009 1:16 PM

The scenery was fabulous, the story was interesting, Holmes and Watson were great together, and I loved the set-up with Moriarty. I liked it. Star Trek rocked my socks off, but this was good.

Posted by: Captain Steve at December 27, 2009 3:12 PM

Banana,

According to the Nero Wolfe books, Nero is the product of a liason between Holmes and Adler, though it's not an official part of Sherlock Holmes canon.

Posted by: Rowen at December 27, 2009 9:28 PM

JLRoberson, his plan was to exterminate most of Parliament and convince everyone he had done it through black magic. Thereafter, he would rule by fear and the Empire would fall before him. He was hardly hoping to exploit correct Parliamentary procedure.

To whoever complained about illegitimate sons not being allowed into the House of Lords: as explained in the film, Blackwood's parentage was a secret. All we know of his mother is that she was not married to his father; could be that she was married to the previous Lord Blackwood, and passed her bastard off as his son.

And if we're going to be all anal about accents, I'd like to point out that Irene Adler's accent wasn't New Jerseyan at all. It was Canadian.

I thought this movie was fantastic.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at December 28, 2009 5:27 AM

Rowen, I didn't know that! Interesting. I'll have to pick up that series...is it a series, or just one book?

Posted by: banana at December 28, 2009 10:22 AM

When men are hanged, we often see just how hung they are.

Posted by: Natural 20 at December 28, 2009 11:41 AM

Banana, it's a whole series. And I think they made a Masterpiece Theatre miniseries out of it too. Either that or "Mystery!"

Posted by: Rowen at December 28, 2009 10:54 PM

Hubby and I went to see it tonight. I'm sorry, Dustin, but I have to give this a solid "meh." I thought it was a bit campy for my taste, and Holmes a bit too much of a boob. Some of the nods to the series were fun (like the V.R. and pipe and so forth), but... meh. Also, Rachel McAdams was, I think, horribly miscast and pretty weak in the role.

That said, If I totally separate it from the Holmes canon (yes, I am a HUGE Holmes nerd--my Dad read the stories to me all the time as a kid, and I read them over and over myself as I got older), I can enjoy it. But it's hard to force that separation.

I guess, though, that the fact that I don't loathe it says something! I have loathed almost every other non-Granada adaptation, and even that one (forgive me, Jeremy Brett), pissed me off in the last couple of seasons when they tried to get all "arty" and "brooding" with the lighting and camera work. So, kudos, Guy Ritchie! Way to pull yourself out of the Madonna hole.

Posted by: AnnArrogance at December 28, 2009 11:31 PM

I loved it. It was super-fun. And RDJ and Jude Law gave the friendship between Holmes and Watson a snarky edge that I really enjoyed.

I admit that I'm not a purist when it comes to Holmes, but, aside from a few things (J.K., I totally agreed with you about McAdams' accent -- it was a little jarring every time she spoke. I like McAdams a lot, but I think she was miscast here), I just thought it made a fun-to-watch standalone action flick.

Made me love Guy Ritchie more than ever.

Posted by: Jelinas at December 29, 2009 3:35 AM

The best thing Guy Ritchie did since "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" was "Snatch". But I am happy to hear that this movie is a new contender for the title.

Posted by: EricD at December 29, 2009 1:08 PM

Pros:

1. Good relationship between Holmes and Watson. In the books it's a bit bothersome how much Watson plays second-fiddle so much. And that he's a bit daft at times. Downey and Law did a fine job in each role and together.

2. Their ages. Neither Holmes nor Watson are old in the books. Early 40s at the oldest, I think.

3. Brilliant set up for the Holmes-Moriarty rivalry.

4. Decent action flick.

Cons:

1. Should have been way more actual detecting. They started relatively strongly with some observation and such but then abandoned that in favour of explosions.

2. At times I wanted things to move along. Considering this was a Guy Ritchie action flick, that's saying something.

3. I didn't expect complete realism, and certainly don't care about their accents and whether the abbatoir was realistic, but how many firebombs does it take to kill Watson? A few more than he suffered through, apparently. Weak.

I had fun. I thought both Law and RDJ did well. Blackwood was well played, and I enjoyed the background setting. It was relatively smart, and the action was focused. Ritchie is definitely style over substance; this works at times in the movie, but he sacrificed the cerebral in favour of quick action scenes (the boxing scene was cheap and lifted straight from Snatch).

It wasn't as far from the traditional Holmes as some have made out, though: he and Watson regularly carried revolvers and got into scrapes.

I'm glad I saw it in the theatre (for $8 Cdn, even). Nowhere near a top ten list, though.

Posted by: Brenton at December 30, 2009 6:26 PM

I just read, in Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, that Watson thought Holmes was one of the best boxers he'd ever seen. So, that scene in the pit might not be so far off the mark.

Posted by: Brenton at December 31, 2009 6:52 PM

what plant was it that Blackwood used to fake his own death? I missed that part.

Posted by: bob at January 1, 2010 9:04 PM

Suggested my husband see this with me as our yearly movie experience. He loved the easy-enough-to-follow plot with extreme violence and little of that "girly emotional stuff".

As a long-time reader of Conan Doyle, I laughed at least twice as much as he, was relieved at the resolution of the black magic, and revelled in a version of Holmes (and Watson) that wasn't dependent on the 50's film versions. For all his drug abuse and lethargy, Holmes was written as a particularly physical character, and Watson was an ex-officer.

My only real beef with the movie was the need for Mary Morstan to be unknown to Holmes (speckled banner ? or was she the governess in dancing men?). Also, she wasn't red-headed.

On the other hand, my mother-in-law hated this movie as she was sort of expecting Basil Rathbone ! (schadenfreude moment!)

Posted by: cricketmum at January 3, 2010 9:35 AM

After reading more Holmes stories, I was pleasantly surprised to see quite a bit taken directly from them: for example, Holmes did shoot up his room on occasion, and was intensely messy. And "Data, data, data! I can't make bricks without clay."

Posted by: Brenton at January 4, 2010 1:45 PM

dustin nails it. an avid reader of holmes may be put off a bit by
the modern version of their hero but the downey/law tandem
light up the screen.

Posted by: snake at January 6, 2010 1:01 AM

Lock, Stock and Two SMOKING Barrels was Ritchie's best film to date IMO. Snatch wasn't bad either, the BF said this was a fun film to watch and I look forward to renting it. I love RDJ and think he was perfectly casted for the movie. Jude Law fits nicely as well per the trailer I saw months ago. I like how Sherlock Holmes was probably admittedly addicted to cocaine, and RDJ was at some point as well, I believe there is a reference to this in the movie although not directly, how 2-3 months later Holmes is found a bit harried and had not been sleeping for days (according to the BF).

Posted by: ph at January 10, 2010 8:24 PM

Snuggiepants... the following made me snort up my tea so thanks for that:

"I know I've told this here before, but I have an uncle who is familiar with every single bird call in the world. (No joke, he's crazy obsessed.) So his downfall is hearing some tiny little bird tweet or song in the background of a film and vehemently objecting to the entire movie because a "saggy-tittied yellow-bellied warbsparkler hawk would NEVER EVER BE IN WISCONSIN!!"

You just described my friend's dad, he too is an authority on bird calls (and bird eggs apparently) and it kills him when the background bird calls in movies are wrong for the habitat depicted on screen.

Posted by: Colombo at January 18, 2010 6:11 AM

Just watched it last night and fell asleep several times. Despite the very pretty imagery and good performances it managed to be dull, how did Ritchie pull that off?

Posted by: Deacon at January 23, 2010 6:56 AM

Sherlock Holmes is never less than entertaining throughout however, and the marvellous chemistry between the leads practically demands a sequel.

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