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It's Rex Manning Day!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (96)



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I listened to a lot of embarrassing music back in 1995: Toad the Wet Sprocket, Gin Blossoms, The Cranberries, Sponge, The Lemonheads, and basically half of what’s on the Empire Records soundtrack. Empire Records is a fairly good representation of the popular, watered-down, R.E.M.-wannabe alt music of the era. Like the music, Empire Records was crap then, and it’s crap now, but nostalgia has had a funny way of shining down on it. It’s all very affectionately shameful. It’s pure cheese, but it’s aged well, like a nice gruyere — sweet, but not overpowering. And great for fondue!

It’s also a very unexpected cult classic among a certain age group. It only made $303,000 in its theatrical release, and reviews for the film were largely negative (it still possesses only a 24 percent over on RottenTomatoes). It’s unexpected because there was nothing particularly original, ahead of its time, or inventive about Empire Records. It had no edge; it was overly lit; poorly acted; badly scripted; and blandly directed. There’s no real good reason to like Empire Records. Hell, even the much revered soundtrack hasn’t held up particularly well, except as a nostalgic artifact.

But it’s weirdly lovable. It’s that out-of-your-league girlfriend in high school who ended up being kind of dim, but with whom you still feel a sort of romantic kinship. Empire Records is bubble gum and Exclamation! perfume. It personifies a time and place and smell and aura, and it does so without recalling any of the negative emotions of the time. It’s a romantic crush without any of the attendant heartache. It may be to John Hughes what Toad the Wet Sprocket was to R.E.M., but that doesn’t alter anyone’s fondness for it.

It’s hard to call it much of a movie, really. It follows the employees of a record store over the course of a day, beginning with the discovery that Empire Records is about to be turned into a corporate Music Town, followed by Lucas’ (Rory Cochrane) attempt to gamble the store’s on-hand cash into enough money to save it. He fails, losing $9,000, further endangering the future of Empire Records.

Subsequently, and over the course of the day, we meet a series of employees, each with their own minor situation to deal with: Liv Tyler’s Corey, about to head to Harvard for college, wants to lose her virginity to a washed-up David Cassidy-type, Rex Manning (it’s Rex Manning Day at the store). A.J. (Johnny Whitworth) is in love with Corey, but she has him labeled as best friend material. Debra (Robin Tunney) walks into the store and shaves her head the morning after trying to slash her wrists. Gina (Renée Zellweger) wears next-to-nothing and and fucks her way into attention. Mark (Ethan Embry) is there just to be likable and goofy, while Berko (Coyote Shivers) kind of stands around and looks like a Gap version of one of the Sex Pistols. Anthony Lapaglia’s Joe Reaves runs the place. He basically comes in and grunts in between soundtrack sequences.

Everything works itself out as it should for a poor man’s Breakfast Club/Clerks set in a record store, and Empire Records is saved, at least for a coupe more years, until it was probably replaced by a Tower Records and shut down a couple of years ago when that company went into bankruptcy (it’s probably a Barnes & Noble now, at least until it gets shut down). But it is a cool reminder of a time not that long ago when independent record stores still existed, when people bought albums instead of downloading singles, and when even corporate music was more genuine, less auto-tuned, But more important than that, it reminds us of a time when Renee Zellwegger was hot. Like, crazy fucking amazing hot.

It’s not a movie that takes itself seriously, and maybe Allan Moyle (Pump Up the Volume) was phoning it in at the time, but I think much of Empire Records’ charm comes from the fact that it was such a lazy movie. It just kind of drifts along amiably, coasting by on music that you probably won’t find anymore outside of some Adult Alternative station buried among the channels on your satellite radio. It’s kind of a sad testament to the ’90s that Empire Records would rise to the top of the decade’s best teen comedies, but there it is. It was a fake Singles, but for a certain age demo, it was their fake Singles, and there’s something to be said for generational loyalty.









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Comments

I will love this movie until the day I die.

Posted by: EAK! at August 10, 2010 1:07 PM

Ugh, Empire Records. I'm pretty sure I'm in the right nostalgia-graphic for it, but I'd take the real Singles over this movie any day. It was a piece of shite then and it's a piece of shite now. It's just not my piece of shite.

Posted by: thejodester at August 10, 2010 1:10 PM

Say No More Mon Amour! I actually remember seeing this in the movie theatre. I guess I fall into that "certain" age group that loves this crap. And man, Zellwegger is almost unrecognizable.

Posted by: griffimx at August 10, 2010 1:13 PM

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.

Posted by: Pithy"Name" at August 10, 2010 1:15 PM

My friend and I used to watch this on repeat in her basement when her crazy Jesus loving mum was at work. We'd pour Malibu rum into our Sunkist cans as we applied Nair to our legs. Naughty girls!

Damn the Man! Save the Empire!

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2010 1:16 PM

I love this movie SOOOOOOOO much!

Posted by: SaucyWench at August 10, 2010 1:17 PM

For years, Renee Zellwegger was "that chick from Empire Records" for me.

And I don't think I ever thought that she was "crazy fucking amazing hot," but funny as a slutty record store clerk. That song she sings at the end is atrocious.

Posted by: Jarsh at August 10, 2010 1:18 PM

I don't remember a time when Renee Zellwegger was ever hot. But I do remember having a nice body around this time, which is a shame she felt the need to lose so much weight.

Posted by: ninetwenteetoo at August 10, 2010 1:20 PM

* her having a nice body. Not me. I was 10 when this movie came out.

Posted by: ninetwenteetoo at August 10, 2010 1:21 PM

Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T *kick* FUCKING WARREN!

Posted by: Spaz at August 10, 2010 1:22 PM

This movie was many things, but badly scripted was not one of them. Maybe Moyle is no Preston Sturges, but this is way quotable.

Posted by: HatchetFace at August 10, 2010 1:23 PM

You can never crush my love for this movie. Never ever.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 10, 2010 1:23 PM

Lucas: Mark, who's your favorite singer?
Mark: Axl.
Lucas: Well if Axl Rose was driving down the highway, and saw Rex Manning stranded on the side of the road, do you think Axl Rose would stop and help him?
Mark: [thinks] ... Does Axl have a jack?
Warren: No way man!... Axl would pound on the gas, turn the wheel, take aim, and take that sucker out!

Posted by: Snrub at August 10, 2010 1:23 PM

Pith-You beat me to it! I was actually walking in my downtown last week with some friends when one of them suddenly stopped and tried to pick up a quarter that was stuck to the ground. I used the above-referenced quote in response to which I got a blank stare. We are no longer friends.

Posted by: grizzle at August 10, 2010 1:24 PM

shit, I love this movie. I think I still own it on VHS.

What's with today, today?

Posted by: sarahk at August 10, 2010 1:24 PM

Yeah, no, I'm sorry, this movie is made of pithy one-liners.

"Lucas."
"Joe."
"Lucas."
"Joe?"
"Where's the money, Lucas?"
"It's in Atlantic City, Joe."
"Is it coming BACK from Atlantic City, Lucas?"
"Oh, I don't think so, Joe."

Posted by: twig at August 10, 2010 1:25 PM

Also I have arguments all the time with people about the blonde in this movie being the chick from Chasing Amy instead of RZ. Because I think nobody believes she used to be so pretty.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at August 10, 2010 1:25 PM

"Well now, Sinead O'Rebellion. Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior!"

Posted by: twig at August 10, 2010 1:26 PM

Is Rex Manning Peyton's retarded brother?

Posted by: admin at August 10, 2010 1:26 PM

"Well "Sinead O'Rebellion." Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior."

I WILL FIGHT YOU, DUSTIN. There is no shame in loving the Toad. There just isn't.

Posted by: Courtney at August 10, 2010 1:26 PM

@grizzle It's for the best. Otherwise you would have had to end the relationship awkwardly after they gave you "From Justin to Kelly" for your birthday.

Posted by: Pithy"Name" at August 10, 2010 1:30 PM

I don't care what anybody says, this is still my favorite movie.

Posted by: Sara at August 10, 2010 1:31 PM

(Courtney: I own every one of Glen Phillips solo albums. I saw Toad in concert 6 times. It has to be a little embarrassing to devote that much affection to Hootie and the Blowfish's touring partner.)

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at August 10, 2010 1:31 PM

Sigh, love this movie with all my heart. "What's with today, today."

Posted by: Sassy Rouge at August 10, 2010 1:32 PM

I heart this movie so hard. And it's not the poor man's Singles, it's the poor man's Reality Bites - which has an infinitely superior cast, script, and soundtrack (none of which diminishes my need to say "Damn the Man, Save the Empire" nearly daily).

Bring on the mid-90's nostalgia! Let it wash over me like the layered strains of crunchy guitars wafting from my tape deck/radio circa 1995! I'll be over here in my floral dress and Doc Martens - don't mind me...

Posted by: Tammy at August 10, 2010 1:32 PM

Who knows where thoughts come from, Joe? They just... appear.

Posted by: twig at August 10, 2010 1:32 PM

We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day!

It is this movie that is the root of my undying, inexplicable Rory Cochrane love.

Posted by: KRB at August 10, 2010 1:33 PM

(And screw you, 90s soundtrack haters. I still love Better than Ezra.)

Posted by: Tammy at August 10, 2010 1:33 PM

where's sexy rexy?

i adore this movie and watched the hell out of it all the time and it is currently one of four movies on my droid that i keep on me at all times in case i need to kill two hours on a train or something. love love love

do not love, however, the remix edition. i think i just know the original cut so well that the remix version just kills the groove. sadly, that's the dvd version i have, i cannot find the original cut for dvd anywhere :(

Posted by: Sinnh at August 10, 2010 1:35 PM

I love this movie. I love everything about it, and no one can ever convince me otherwise. It has giant plot holes (Corey is on pills, but it will never be mentioned again!) and frankly sometimes it seems it was edited so much it no longer makes sense. I don't care. I just love it. Besides--we mustn't dwell... no, not today. We CAN'T. Not on Rex Manning day!

Posted by: Siege at August 10, 2010 1:37 PM

There is no shame in my game. I love this movie, even the Liv Tyler parts.

Debra: No visible tattoos.
Gina: No revealing clothing.
Debra: We're both screwed. At least you're used to it.

Posted by: jM at August 10, 2010 1:42 PM

Empire Records, open 'til midnight, this is Mark.
...
Midnight!

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2010 1:43 PM

No, admin. You're thinking of Eli.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at August 10, 2010 1:43 PM

I STILL tell my husband "You can't tell me what to do, Aaaaay Jaaaay"

I love this movie and always will.

Fine? FINE? I'LL SHOW YOU FINE!!!

Posted by: pajamas at August 10, 2010 1:44 PM

I agree, Sinnh. I have the remix DVD too and it's not quite the same. I wish they had included the original version as well.

Mark with his band Marc, Deb's fake funeral, Warren Beatty. What's not to love?

"Empire Records, open 'til Midnight. .... MIDNIGHT!"

Posted by: Jennifer at August 10, 2010 1:46 PM

Who knows where thoughts come from, Joe? They just... appear.

I use that line ALL THE TIME. Most people look at me weird, but when they recognize it? ah, I know I've found a friend.

God I love that movie.

"welcome to Music Town, how may I service you?"

Posted by: figgy at August 10, 2010 1:47 PM

Also, the random Gwar interstitial. I never understood that.

And, you forgot your thingy!

Posted by: pajamas at August 10, 2010 1:48 PM

I loved this movie because it recalls my beloved Rhino records in Claremont, CA. Plus I wore plaid skirts like that like a mock Catholic school girl.

Posted by: bananapanda at August 10, 2010 1:49 PM

It's just one of the most quotable movies of all time.

"Hey, you forgot your thingy!"

"Why don't you all just...fade away."

Posted by: figgy at August 10, 2010 1:55 PM

My sister bought this movie on the strength of the soundtrack. She would watch it, get bored and go do something else.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at August 10, 2010 2:02 PM

Lucas is right up there with Lloyd Dobler in my personal canon of immortal movie crushes.

Posted by: Caroline at August 10, 2010 2:11 PM

Lucas: Warren, look at what you took. Rap. Metal. Rap. Metal. Whitney Houston.
Warren: it's for my girlfriend.
Lucas: sure it is.

Posted by: Sinnh at August 10, 2010 2:17 PM

What's with today today? LOVE LOVE LOVE.

Posted by: Julie at August 10, 2010 2:24 PM

Welcome to Music Town, may I service you?

Posted by: stopthemadness at August 10, 2010 2:24 PM

erm... what figgy said!

Posted by: stopthemadness at August 10, 2010 2:25 PM

LOVE!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! One finger up to all you haters who don't.

Posted by: BJugg at August 10, 2010 2:26 PM

"Oh, not like me, the turbo-slut?"

I could keep this going ALL DAY.

Posted by: figgy at August 10, 2010 2:28 PM

"I'm going to tell Cory how I feel at 1:17 today."

Oh, how much I adore this movie. I do.

Posted by: Melody at August 10, 2010 2:30 PM

This movie might be where my weird crush on Brendan Sexton III came from. I know Welcome to the Dollhouse came out a little before it, but I don't think I saw it until later.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 10, 2010 2:37 PM

That's an excellent time.

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2010 2:39 PM

"I think MusicTown is a bit conflicted on the revealing outfits policy."

Posted by: twig at August 10, 2010 2:42 PM

YES!!! Yes to the pot-brownie induced GWAR nightmare! Yes to the ACDC imitation drum rage-fest! Yes to Sugarhigh on the roof! Say No More Mon Amour!

This is movie is meandering and ridiculous but soo much fun. I remember stumbling across this on cable and being hooked and finally realizing why my cousin's screen name was SexyRexy. There's so many awesomely detailed, quotable moments that can stand on their own and patch together to make one really entertaining day in the life of Empire Records.

"Cool hair!"

Posted by: valerie at August 10, 2010 2:48 PM

Debra to Gina: I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.

I love this movie. And I still love the Gin Blossoms. My husband and I saw them at a free concert last month in the Wolf Den at Mohegan Sun! I had to take pictures to prove it to my friends.

Posted by: Shu Shu Fontana at August 10, 2010 2:54 PM

Now that I think about it, the reason I got a job at Sam Ash Music was because of this movie. And while working there I met my husband. So…thank you Empire Records for facilitating my marriage!

Posted by: Scully at August 10, 2010 2:56 PM

"Well my name is with a...*checks nametag* K, so I was thinking my band's name could be with a C. That way it's kind of that psychedelic, you know, trip thing."
"Always play with their minds."

Posted by: figgy at August 10, 2010 2:58 PM

@Scully, oh how i dreamed of working at a record store after watching this movie.

Posted by: Sinnh at August 10, 2010 2:59 PM

I never got the comparison of Toad to REM. With all respect to Michael Stipe, Glen Phillips is an infinitely better songwriter. I think that people who listened to Toad back in the 90s can easily place their music in that era, but people who are just now discovering Toad (my brother in law being one of them) have no idea that Toad isn't still cutting albums. Good music is timeless.

Geez, Dustin, I know that it's cool to put down the music you liked 20 years ago as being somehow less respectable than your current musical tastes, but come on.

JH: I'm weirdly stoked to see the support/defense of Toad the Wet Sprocket here -- I own all Toad's stuff, and Glen Phililps' stuff, and Nickel Creek's stuff. (I wrote about Toad last year: http://www.pajiba.com/music/the-top-ten-pansy-white-boy-bands.php) But the R.E.M. comparison was Glen's own, several years ago in an interview, where he conceded as much, with much good humor. -- DR

Posted by: JH at August 10, 2010 3:05 PM

I'm not even reading the other comments in case someone says they dont like this movie and I have to get GNASHY.

I love this movie. This movie is the movie that made me love movies.

DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nadine at August 10, 2010 3:07 PM

On the contrary, the problem with this movie for me is that it does stop to take itself seriously. Throw out all the melodramatic crap with the artist guy and Liv's character, Renee's character really really really wanting to sing, the fake funeral for Robin's character, etc., and you have some fun, witty stuff. The pathos and the comedy simply don't blend. Maybe I'm supposed to be laughing at said pathos in an ironic way, but it's certainly not sold like that.

Anyway, they did a special preview screening of this at my college. Lots of eye-rolling went on in our auditorium that night, but I do have a little space in my heart for this movie nevertheless. I went to a little university, and we didn't get many special events like that.

Later I bought the soundtrack thinking that a movie called Empire Records had to have a great soundtrack, and that late 90s era was the time that I came the closest to actively appreciating popular music (not counting the lunacy of the mid-80s when I was ten and didn't know any better). Anyway, sorry, but the soundtrack is pretty lame.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at August 10, 2010 3:12 PM

"Oh now, Debra, don't be bitter, surely with your ever growing collection of flesh mutilating silver appendages and your brand new neo-nazi boot camp makeover the boys will come a-runnin'."
When driving on road trips, my sister and I still use the veto method of music listening.
I watched thi movie recently and it didn't hold up, but I will always have a sense of nostaligia that allows me to love it b/c I was 13 when I say it.

Posted by: Nimue at August 10, 2010 3:20 PM

I LOVE this film. I was obsessed with it as a teen and the soundtrack was the first CD I owned. I was a bit behind the times I admit.

The main pull of the film for me was Lucas. I was in love with him and his black polo neck and cute butt wiggle dance and damn the man philosophy. Alas, I watched it recently and he didn't have quite the same effect. I still like the film though.

Posted by: Carrie at August 10, 2010 3:37 PM

You had to go and post that link, Dustin. You had to re-open that wound. I am STILL bummed that Travis is on there. BUMMED I SAY.

Posted by: Courtney at August 10, 2010 3:40 PM

Carrie!! I am shocked! Lucas always has the effect!!

Posted by: Nadine at August 10, 2010 3:41 PM

Shit, after reading the comments I may just have to watch it. It's like comfort food, and I've had a shitty day.

Posted by: Carrie at August 10, 2010 3:42 PM

Maybe he will when I watch it now!!!

Posted by: Carrie at August 10, 2010 3:43 PM

Empire Records gets a big old nostalgia pass. Like Mallrats which I have to admit is a total mess but I love it to death. Same with Empire Records.

And I freaking loved the Gin Blossoms. At least New Miserable Experience.

Posted by: TylerDFC at August 10, 2010 3:44 PM

I hope so Carrie!!

We all hope!

You've had a shitty day?
What's with today, today?

Posted by: Nadine at August 10, 2010 3:48 PM

Today today sucks. Damn the man!

I do not regret the things I have done, only those I did not do.

And in that spirit I'm off to the Empire with a short stop off in the kitchen for a cuppa

Posted by: Carrie at August 10, 2010 3:51 PM

Carrie, good luck with tea and Empire!!!

I will totes be watching this tonight *is now giddy and aware she alone is deciding what time she is watching this film*

Posted by: Nadine at August 10, 2010 3:56 PM

I took a look at ER last month on my site and came to almost the same conclusion. It had been a long while since I watched it and I had also forgotten how hot Renee Zellweger once was. These days she's always making that puckered cat butt face. Sad.

Tobey Maguire shows up in the credits but apparently all his scenes were cut. Good movie to have on in the background while you are folding laundry or some other mundane task.

Posted by: The Retronaut at August 10, 2010 4:00 PM

Hmm, apparently I have the extended fan edition (have I ever watched this DVD? It's always on the tv), what's with this woman in the store at the beginning?

Posted by: Carrie at August 10, 2010 4:19 PM

do not love, however, the remix edition. i think i just know the original cut so well that the remix version just kills the groove. sadly, that's the dvd version i have, i cannot find the original cut for dvd anywhere :(

Sinnh, just do what I did--I made the mistake of buying the Remix Edition when I was working at a certain video store chain, and after watching that awful piece of shite, I simply rented my store's copy of the theatrical version, then returned the case with the Remix inside. They were none the wiser, and I ended up with the right version in all its cheesy, quotable wonder.

Posted by: Jesse at August 10, 2010 4:21 PM

Also, the random Gwar interstitial. I never understood that.

Posted by: pajamas at August 10, 2010 1:48 PM

That's just how I feel about that sentence pajamas.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at August 10, 2010 4:26 PM

I have never heard of this 'remix edition'.

Why did they break the movie?

Posted by: twig at August 10, 2010 4:36 PM

@twig: the Remix Edition was a re-release which deleted some scenes from the original and included new scenes that didn't really make much sense (for example, in the Remix Edition Rex Manning comes back at the end for the concert/fundraiser). It is, quite simply, a fu*@ing atrocity. If you wish to preserve your fond memories of this movie, avoid that version at all costs.

Posted by: Jesse at August 10, 2010 4:41 PM

loved this movie when i was a teenager, yeah in 1995 i was 16 and i watched this movie probably about a million times, give or take a couple hundred.. i could completely identify with a bunch of the characters and loved every single one of them.

Saw it again a few weeks ago, at age 31, and the teenagers were extremely annoying, and i could totally identify with Joe, the adult.

the teen angst was SO annoying

it was kind of heartbreaking

Posted by: k at August 10, 2010 5:19 PM

I still regularly use the phrase 'not entirely true'.

Love it.

The remix is balls.

Posted by: captainfireypants at August 10, 2010 5:21 PM

and yeah, the soundtrack was in my CD player pretty much 24/7 back then hehe

Posted by: k at August 10, 2010 5:21 PM

A few things:

1. "Overly lit?" Aren't we getting a little nitpicky?

2. The acting was fine. It's not Oscar bait, it's a movie about teenagers working in a record store.

3. I think just from looking at the comments this movie is definitely quotable. There were tons of witty lines that have held up over the years. I don't think it's fair to say it was badly written. There's some redeeming value for ya right there.

Warren: Why don't you go shove 'em up your ass?
Lucas: ...Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.

For whatever reason, people seem to have a soft spot in their hearts for Empire Records. Maybe I am part of the age demographic and I can't really separate myself enough to watch it critically. But for me, I'll always love Empire Records.

Posted by: THRILLHO at August 10, 2010 5:40 PM

I love this movie, I still keep my DVD copy, for me this is one memorable movie that reminded me how cool the 90's were. I also love Wayne's World, MallRats, Detroit Rock City and also this Empire Records. Damn I feel so nostalgic and mushy in a good way

Posted by: CuriousReader at August 10, 2010 6:17 PM

This movie is awesome and you suck for not thinking so.

Posted by: Patrick C at August 10, 2010 6:44 PM

Hehe, the boypants and i watched this the other day...along with Airheads and Hot Tub Time Machine. It was a good night. =)

"9104...I counted it twice."
"I like your style"
"Well, Joe said to count it twice."

Posted by: jamiepants at August 10, 2010 7:24 PM

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT EMPIRE RECORDS. It's a supberb movie. Su-perb.

Posted by: aluminumfalc0n at August 10, 2010 8:52 PM

First the Cillian Murphy brouhaha and now you insult my beloved "Empire Records". Why you gotta be shitting on rainbows this week, Pajiba?

And Sugar High is on my Ipod, so there!

Posted by: kimk at August 10, 2010 11:12 PM

My hair's still in the sink if you wanna glue it.

Posted by: CL at August 10, 2010 11:38 PM

What? I don't--I don't understand my life. Always, I'm the one match girl shivering in the cold with no kindred spirit to aid me in my continued sanity. Do you know how taxing it is for me to always have to be one the hates things that are fucking terrible? And I`m not a speed whore, totally ineffectual boss who suckles criminals or an empty-skulled fuck-bot: I don`t have those mystical powers! And when I cut myself, I kept the evidence hidden: rookie `pay attention to my sufferings` blunder. She must be new.

Would the world have been any poorer without the presence of these mini A-lined, Doc Marten-ed, smelly woolen whine merchants alternative-ing themselves at the world? No. This is not Fermat's last theorem, it's easy for all to understand. Swear by Pazuzu, tomorrow it's going to be 'Whatever would last for half a season in the dreaded 8:30 on Thursday night after Friends suicide half-hour slot before Seinfeld Appreciation Day'. And it'll be all about how we couldn't understand the prophetic vision of The Single Guy, or how Leap of Faith had endless possibilities. CRAM IT WITH CLOGS!

It's time for purification, Pajiba. Here's what we're going to do with the divine Empire Records cast, set and...well, everything remotely related to it-- including that transcendently annoying Buggles song. Oh, man. Just thinking about that song is making me experience synesthesia--THAT is the level of hatred for that song I harbour.

So,

Barricade the doors, light a match, have an axe on hand for backup if anyone makes it outside: Now, go be a hero.

TALIESIN, HO!!!!

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at August 10, 2010 11:47 PM

i was wondering how long it would take for someone to use superb.

Gwar: Hey, Mark, you play a mean guitar. It's too bad you must die.

made us laugh our asses off EVERY time.

geez dustin, money pit, and now this.... I think you are my soul brother.

Posted by: irene of the north at August 10, 2010 11:49 PM

I have been long awaiting Pajiba's return to true form, and lo and behold -- it happens with Rex Manning Day.

Bravo Dustin.

Posted by: Finn at August 10, 2010 11:56 PM

Never saw this movie. Just missed out on the demographic.
But I sure love that poster.
That said, I didn't know Renée Zellweger was in this.
She's kickin' more than a little ass in that clip.

Posted by: Odnon. at August 11, 2010 12:17 AM

"What's it doing in Atlantic City?"
"...recirculating..."

Posted by: Patty O'Green at August 11, 2010 10:25 AM

Gina: Isn't it customary to leave the scene after committing the crime?
Debra: Definitely an amateur.

Dustin, why do you insist on disappointing us? Now we're going to have to bind you in 100 Mile an Hour Tape and leave you in the It's A Small World ride for life.

Posted by: Kahntahmp at August 11, 2010 10:40 AM

I am in the right age range for this movie but I don't remember ever seeing it. Weird. I was totally immersed in pop culture in the time, or so I thought.

Posted by: pickled tink at August 11, 2010 1:58 PM

COME ON! I miss my Pajiba fix for one day, ONE DAY and you go and review one of my favorite movies of all time. Damn you, Rowles. I love this movie, I think the number of times I've seen it is in the 40-50 range now. And I still love The Gin Blossoms. And Toad the Wet Sprocket. And Sponge. There's no shame in loving 90s music!

This is my go to movie for quotes:

"Superb"

"Damn the man! Save the empire!"

"I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren"


and so many, many more...

Posted by: Even Stevens at August 11, 2010 9:42 PM

I will always have a soft spot for Empire Records. I can't explain my love for it but it's just there.

But it is one of the most quotable films ever:

Jane: "Actually, his new album tested well among teenage males."
Lucas: "Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?"

Jane: What are you doing later?
Joe: I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell, I can't decide.

Posted by: allheavens at August 12, 2010 10:23 AM

I'm not gonna just sit here and let you call The Lemonheads "embarrassing". Okay, maybe I am.

Posted by: Norm Schrager at August 13, 2010 11:23 AM

Agree with the comments that this movie is awesome and I will always love it, and my friends and I still quote it to this day. I grabbed the dvd a few years ago and don't think I've actually watched my copy before. I got all paranoid reading the comments about this "remix" edition, and was stunned to discover that it's the one I have! I don't want to watch a world in which Rex Manning returns to help with the benefit!!! Rex Manning is the asshole who tells them to fade away and leaves - he is not a nice man who comes back to help a scrappy collective of kids try to save their record store! I need to get the proper version stat.

Also, one of my law school roommates made her own version of the soundtrack that included songs not on the OST: "Money" by The Flying Lizards, "Romeo & Juliet" by Dire Straights, "If You Want Blood" by AC/DC, "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles, "Little Bastard" by Ass Ponys and of course the movie version of "Sugar High" featuring the vocal stylings of Gina, aka Zellwegger. When she showed it to me, I knew we would be friends for a long time, and we still are.

Posted by: Nicole at August 15, 2010 1:43 PM