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You Still Suck, Weezer

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 10, 2010 |

By Miscellaneous | Pajiba Love | August 10, 2010 |

Weezer decided to use a picture of Hurley from Lost as the artwork for their next album, called (wait for it) Hurley. Whatever, Rivers Cuomo, that still doesn’t hide the fact that your haven’t made a good album since 2002. (Warming Glow)

Oh joy upon fucking joys, Levi Johnston’s flat ass is going to run for Mayor of Wasilla, and he’s going to turn it into a reality TV show. Once again: This is the state of American politics. (Evil Beet)

You know that whole Catholic church sexual abuse scandal? Well, Rock ‘N Roll Raccoon thought it would be hilarious to joke about fucking a priest. Ha ha ha, statutory rape is funny. (popbytes)

Just in case you had any doubt that the Spider-Man reboot would be anything but awesome, Christoph Waltz might be playing the movie’s villain, The Lizard. Also, The Lizard will speak three different languages perfectly and be incredibly charming. (Gamma Squad)

Just to prove once and for all that psycho fundamentalism is, in fact, hereditary, Mel Gibson’s dad said that the Vatican is full of gay Freemasons. Seriously, is it at all possible to stick people like this one their own fucking island where we’ll never have to see or hear from them ever again? (Celebitchy)

Here are the ten most evil trees in pop culture. Before you ask: YES, the Kite-Eating Tree from Charlie Brown is on the list. NO, the deadly tree farts from The Happening aren’t on the list. (Topless Robot)

It’s official: America’s Favourite Nazi Whore and Mel Gibson’s other other whore are teaming up for some sort of skank-tour, which I assume will be titled “Syphipalooza”. (Agent Bedhead)

Hey Lady Gaga, you know what’s a better idea than crowdsurfing over a bunch of rabid fans while being nearly naked? Pretty much fucking everything else but that. (Yeeeah!)

Anybody in Manhattan looking for an Inception themed ass rimming? Well, you’re strangely specific wish has been granted! (Craigslist)

I’m not sure what LaToya Jackson is laughing at, but I want it to end. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY WON’T YOU END?! (FourFour)

Oh Jesus wept, these Southern Pecan Bars are just not fucking fair. NOT. FUCKING. FAIR. Yes, I’m licking the monitor right now. (Godtopus Eats)

Oh my God, it’s official! Obama’s birth certificate has surfaced and he’s a socialist Kenyan who will destroy us all! EVERYBODY PANIC! (AngryBlackLadyChronicles)

A flight attendant was arrested after exiting a Jet Blue plane via the emergency slide following an altercation with a bitchy client. I think we can all agree when I say: BEST. QUITTING STORY. EVER. (Towleroad)

Here’s yet another installment in the crazy Taiwanese News animations, this one featuring a drunken Oompa Loompa. Enjoy!

Jeremy Feist is a freelance writer, maker of lovin’, and an average-everyday-sane-psycho. You can check his NSFW blog here, or email him here.

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