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Cars 2 Review: In the Immortal Words of Michael Bay, “BOOM!”

By Agent Bedhead | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (30)



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Let’s just get this out of the way — Cars 2 is obviously inferior to the rest of the Pixar stable; but at the same time, it never pretends to be up to snuff, and while there’s nothing redeemable about that fact, there’s also not a damn thing wrong with it either. I was among the many who never even remotely understood the reason for this sequel’s existence, and I am pleased to confirm that (as expected) Cars 2 isn’t a very good movie. However, this second installment has arrived to multiplexes, and if you’re the parent of a child of any age, there’s nothing you can possibly do to ignore it.

Admittedly, I can appreciate that the rare Pixar movie presents itself without emotionally cloying baggage and that doesn’t pull one’s heart out of one’s chest and stomp all over it. Essentially, Cars 2 really is much like Transformers for kids in that it’s mindless entertainment that no one would ever claim possesses culturally redeeming value, but it’s an easily digestible, moderately fun ride to take. It’s impossible to evaluate this film on the same standards as Up or the Toy Story franchise. Cars and its shiny new progeny are another matter altogether, so let’s just leave it at that.

Accepting the ridiculousness of anthropomorphic automobiles, ships, and airplanes is part of the game here. Back in the first movie, Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) was a dick that learned his lesson; that is, he realized what was truly important in life, valued his true friends, and helped put Radiator Springs back on the map. With the sequel, we meet back up with Lightning McQueen and his best friend, Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) en route to the World Grand Prix — an event helmed by Sir Miles Axlerod (Eddie Izzard) in an effort to convince the racing world to adopt renewable fuel sources — which encompasses three races set within Tokyo, the Italian Riviera, and London. In the process, the visuals are absolutely stunning (in 2D, that is) and carry the movie swiftly towards its inevitable conclusion.

The racing and friendship themes from the first movie still course through the sequel, but that’s background noise for an unabashed, unapologetic James Bond story involving a British spy named Finn McMissile (Michael Caine) and his assistant, Holley Shiftwell (Emily Mortimer) that at least attempts to take things in a new direction from the nostalgic Americana setting of the first movie. If the spy thing sounds incredibly silly, well, that’s because it is silly, but I can appreciate the story’s straightforward manner and the lack of nudge-winks. Ultimately, it’s a lack of irony that makes Cars 2 tolerable if it must be tolerated at all.

Even with a substandard story compared to what we’ve come to expect from Pixar, the visuals and detail that Pixar are famous for are still second to none. As annoying as Larry the Cable Guy is as a live-action entity, his Mater is adorable and receives the most loving attention from the filmmakers. Overall, the voice work is serviceable. except for the exceptional John Turturro, who voices the Italian race car, Francesco Bernoulli, with such personality that he’s impossible not to love. The international settings are fairly breathtaking and present a welcome diversion to the fact that this movie might just be actively rotting your brain away; but ultimately, it doesn’t really matter if this film is good or worth the money spent upon tickets. In short, if you liked the first Cars movie, you’ll like this one better. If you hated the first one, well, don’t even bother.

Agent Bedhead lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She and her little black heart can be found at agentbedhead.com.











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Comments

I repeat....

PIXAR, please for the love of Buddha, stop making sequels of your past works...they will always be inferior in comparison. Just continuing going forth and make original ones.

The thought of Pixar trying to capture Lightning McQueen in a bottle a second time is about enough to make me cry and not in a WALL-E or Up kind of way. I would gladly forgo the idea of a sequel to The Incredibles if it meant no other sequels in favor of new journeys. What makes Pixar movies work so well isn't the animation (which is great) but the stories and characters behind it. Beating them to death is not a worthy fate.

I mean come on already. You can make oodles of cash merchandising with anything you do. I have no doubt if you made a movie called "Poop" it would sell all sorts of cheap plastic toys and bedsheets. You don't need to retread a past movie (and arguable your weakest past effort) just to guarantee success, monetarily or otherwise.

Posted by: bleujayone at June 24, 2011 5:26 PM

They gotta pay for that good stuff we actually want to see somehow.

Posted by: HappyGobo at June 24, 2011 5:27 PM

I have no kids so I'll miss this. I'll just wait until next year, when 'Brave' comes out.

Posted by: Aislinn at June 24, 2011 5:35 PM

Saw opening night, good review. Only see this in 2d. Most of the movie is car chases Bond style sillines. More like a long cartoon than a movie. They spent their time and money on visuals rather than plot. (not a bad thing just not much of a "movie") pixar as always amazing .

Posted by: Jennifer at June 24, 2011 5:40 PM

I'm sorry, but I just have a big problem with anthropomorphizing cars in kid movies.

That said, nice review.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 24, 2011 5:40 PM

so dats a yes on Cars 3 then? Yip! Yip!

Posted by: haplo at June 24, 2011 5:41 PM

I would agree with you, HappyGobo, except for the fact that every Pixar movie makes tons of money no matter what. So... they can make whatever they goddamn please.

Posted by: JP at June 24, 2011 5:41 PM

"I have no doubt if you made a movie called "Poop" it would sell all sorts of cheap plastic toys and bedsheets."

Bleujayone, don't give them any ideas, for the love of Cthulhu!

Posted by: The Wanderer at June 24, 2011 5:45 PM

Weaker than A Bug's Life? Is that even possible?

Posted by: Kingsley MC at June 24, 2011 5:45 PM

In short, if you liked the first Cars movie, you’ll like this one better. If you hated the first one, well, don’t even bother.

Well put. Prolly skippin' it.

Posted by: Sapphiar at June 24, 2011 5:54 PM

A colleague of mine has a friend at Pixar, and she said it was definitely the merchandising that led to Cars 2. They make merchandising money on all the films, but this one takes the cake.

Posted by: jimbob at June 24, 2011 5:54 PM

*siiiigh* this is what happens when you send a woman to review a car related ANYTHING. Agent Egghead here, is too cerebral to really appreciate Cars. If she knew shit about classic cartoons she would have noticed how Cars is clearly inspired by a 1952 Tex Avery Cartoon titled Hot Rod Son which depicted an anthropomorphic car world just like the one in Cars.
To tell you the truth, I don't see what the hang-up is with some people with regards to the cars being used as the storytelling device. Aren't toys just as unbelievable, or talking dogs? It's as if they are expecting the same characters and sappy story every time.

C'mon, Cars is meant to be a fun ride, sit back and enjoy it for what it is.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 24, 2011 7:10 PM

Correction: title of the classic toon is "One Cab's Family."

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at June 24, 2011 8:04 PM

It makes me sad that I'm not excited about the new Pixar release. It also makes me sad that this movie is just some other shitty, mid-level animated flick among the hundreds that lesser studios put out each week. Stupid Disney.

Posted by: Figgy at June 24, 2011 8:59 PM

I am pleased to confirm that (as expected) Cars 2 isn’t a very good movie

I'm not sure why this would please you, Agent B. Wouldn't it have been better if you'd been unexpectedly blown away by Cars 2?

Anyway, I did like the first one and thought it was a fun ride. And for once I have to agree with Slim there: talking cars are far from the most unusual characters you'll see in animated movies (or even live-action stuff.)

Posted by: Uriah Creep at June 24, 2011 10:59 PM

I was among the many who never even remotely understood the reason for this sequel’s existence

Cars merch still sells like hotcakes stuffed with kiddiecrack, that's why. My nephews (3 and 5 years old) will go apeshit for this sequel.

Posted by: Pand at June 25, 2011 5:53 AM

...Transformers isn't a kids movie?

Posted by: carrboroninja at June 25, 2011 2:26 PM

Since 2006, Cars related merchandise has brought in over 10 BILLION and the toy sales are actually still rising.

Cars 2 is supposed to surpass the record for merchandise sales in a year of 2.8 billion set last year by Toy Story 3.

That's simply an obscene amount of money. If that money means Pixar keeps doing things like The Incredibles and WALL-E and Up, then bless those silly talking cars ...

Posted by: Slutbunwalla at June 25, 2011 4:32 PM

Christine.

Posted by: Four Eyes at June 25, 2011 8:32 PM

Pand and Slutbunwalla are dead on. Cars 2 exists to generate revenue so that Pixar is free to make excellent films like WALL-E. It's part of being owned by Disney who only cares about the All-Mighty Dollar.

Frankly, Cars wasn't that bad of a movie. It's not the best Pixar film, but it's a hell of a lot better than the Shrek tripe coming out of DreamWorks. And, thanks BarbadoSlim for reminding me of that little Tex Avery piece. I remember seeing it as a kid, and I really liked it. Now I'll have to hunt it down.

And to whoever was bad-mouthing A Bug's Life, I'm gonna punch you in the spleen for that blasphemy!

Posted by: Gothdoctor at June 25, 2011 10:52 PM

Why does a British spy have an Irish name?

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at June 25, 2011 10:58 PM

My wife came out of this ranting, "That was INANE." It was almost as bad as Hop, which was additionally boring.

No heart, whatsoever. You could live with Cars because no matter how silly the premise, there were good characters and the film had an honest heart. This dreck was direct to DVD garbage.

Basically, Pixar tried very, very hard to make a full-legnth Mater's Tall Tales (made real), and utterly failed.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at June 26, 2011 8:36 AM

i just saw it last night i liked it but i think it would be better if they put in some hot wheels cars like twinmill 1 and 2, redbaron ,towjam and hotwheels nascar.

Posted by: Utah Dynamo at June 26, 2011 2:02 PM

I have to disagree with bluejayone. Toy Story II and III were pretty damn good movies. Even if you consider those movies to be blatant cash grabs, the filmmakers did have more to say on the topic of a toy's "life", and both movies hit unexpected emotional chords and followed a logical philosophical arc about mortality that is sort of breath-taking when you step back and realize that you are talking ostensibly about two sequels to a kid's movie from 1995. If anybody is going to make sequels to their films, I think Pixar is the most qualified to do so, based on their resume.

I haven't decided whether I have enough money to see Cars 2. Anybody in the Indy area want to get together and have a little PajiBacon at a movie theater? dammnitjanet, I'm looking at you...

Posted by: StoatCat at June 26, 2011 5:46 PM

I have a 3 year old boy. He loves Cars. He wants to see this one, but I am trepidatious. Why all the guns? I just don't get guns/gun violence in a movie for preschoolers.

Posted by: Agogagogo at June 27, 2011 7:51 AM

Was everyone expecting an Oscar contender? Christ on a Cracker it’s a spoof on spy movies and big explosions (which may or may not be the same thing.) Maybe it’s because my 6 year old is suddenly into Veggie Tales, but this movie wasn’t that bad. I liked the first one, I liked the second one. If I didn’t have kids I probably wouldn’t watch either of them unless I dropped a tab. We saw it at a drive-in, my son’s friends were with us, they liked it. This is so far from the worst or even middle of the road crap. Anyone seen “little cars”?

Posted by: karen at June 27, 2011 11:11 AM

Bluejayone and StoatCat: Toy Story II was an amazing movie. I think it's line ball as to whether it or TS1 is the best animated film of the past thirty years. I'll probably err on the side of 1, because of all the "you are a toy" metaphysics, but I still love the second act of TS2 more than almost any other 2nd act, ever.

Toy Story 3, meh.

Fifty or sixty million views later (kids, whattayagunnado), I still tear up a little tiny bit when I hear Sarah McLachlan singing "When She Loved Me".

I thought Cars was a weak movie in the first place, so no sequel for me. But there's nothing wrong with a sequel when it's done with an intelligent story (eg: The Godfather, Part 2) or some style (eg The Bourne Supremacy).

Posted by: rocky at June 27, 2011 11:50 AM

Please Pixar, for the love of all that's holy! Stop making entertaining and profitable movies for children.

Instead, make more overly preachy movies with a tenuous grasp on science. Like Wall-E for instance. I mean what small child doesn't want to sit through 2 hours of Al Gore's "Inconvenient Truth" rendered into cartoon format.

Posted by: BS philosopher at June 28, 2011 4:41 PM

Well, although i agree with the thing you write here, i am sure some are not, but thanks for the information.

Posted by: Milford Santisteban at July 26, 2011 6:54 AM

If you aren't playing well, the game isn't as much fun. When that happens I tell myself just to go out and play as I did when I was a kid.

Posted by: Krissy Febbraio at July 26, 2011 8:02 AM


















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