What the Hell Is Iggy Azalea Saying?

Yesterday, a Vine from an Iggy Azalea SXSW performance made the whole internet join together in unison to say, “Wait, what now?”

I’ve watched this 20 times and I have no idea. I know I heard “pass that joint” and “pop pop pop” and and I’m pretty sure I heard something about Cousin Tino.

There are three possibilities here:

1. This is some Illuminati shit we should not be trying to understand, lest we fall down a rabbit hole we’re not prepared to go down.

2. It’s some powerful anti-Papa John’s hate speech.

3. Iggy Azalea is not a very good rapper.

One of those, probably.