Tom Hanks Has His Halloween Costume--Any Questions?

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | October 31, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | October 31, 2016 |


I just have one question, Mr. Hanks—what did we do to deserve you?

David S. Pumpkins has pressed the door open-button of our hearts and climbed inside like a poly-blend pumpkin suit.

Tom Hanks himself doesn’t understand why the sketch is so big and that’s OK, that’s his journey, he’s not thinkpiecing about it or anything. But he knows a good thing when he sees it. And that’s why his costume IS DONE PICKED OUT.

I know what you’re thinking—but what if there was MORE David Pumpkins in the world? I hear you, goodly person who doesn’t hate things that bring people joy. HERE’S MORE.

We’re lucky to be alive in this David S. Pumpkins time in history.

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