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There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | August 7, 2012 | Comments ()


This is fancy and stupid. Let's have more.

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The Kardashians versus Jon Hamm

Remember that time Jon Hamm further exploded our loins into tatters when he said Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton were "fucking idiot[s]" and the Kardashians jumped on the chance to get their names in the news like they were Bruce Jenner and it was a facelift? Le sigh. Beautiful.

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Shia LaBeouf versus Frankie Muniz

Apparently these two hate each other and have since the days of "Even Stevens" and Agent Cody Banks. Was it over Hilary Duff? I bet it was over Hilary Duff. Because this fight needs some Aaron Carter. Anyway, Beef is still bringing it up as of two years ago, which is just a little bit on the sad side since no one else has brought up Frankie Muniz in the last two years, bless him.

Vanilla Ice versus Ron Jeremy

Without the slightest hint of irony, I want "The Surreal Life" to come back so bad, you guys.

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Katy Perry versus Lily Allen

Katy Perry called herself a "skinnier version of Lily Allen." Trick, you wish. Then her "apology" was to say that "Comedians are not necessarily to be taken super seriously." Yes, a comedian. CK. Hicks. Carlin. Whipped cream can boobs.

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Weird Al versus Coolio

I think we can just let the songs duke it out for themselves. We are the winners here. FOOOOL.

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Lindsay Lohan versus Everyone

Ryan Murphy and Gwyneth Paltrow. Rosie O'Donnell. Pitbull. George Lopez. Betty fucking White. Lindsay has a Google Alert and she's not afraid to use it.



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