Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | April 17, 2015
It is a truly auspicious day.
First, Brian Posehn, he of Mr. Show and other delightful things, posted this:
If @TheRock said "I'm gonna eat your pussy off", women would swoon. I say it once in a Target and my wife wants a divorce.
— Brian Posehn (@thebrianposehn) April 17, 2015Then, THE MOTHERFUCKING ROCK POSTED THIS.
@thebrianposehn True buddy, but when I say it, it's always with a wink and smile. You moan and rub your balls. So I heard.
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 17, 2015Because he is perfect. Posehn was surprised indeed and had to request advice from a friend more experienced in this area.
Holy fucking shit, you guys. @TheRock answered my dumbass joke. And it was hilarious. Hey @pattonoswalt, what do I get when I win Twitter?
— Brian Posehn (@thebrianposehn) April 17, 2015.@thebrianposehn When I 'won' the internet I got carried around, Master Blaster-style, by @TheRock for a day.
Oh God, that poor man.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 17, 2015GUYS, DWAYNE JOHNSON HAS JOKES.
@pattonoswalt @thebrianposehn That was an awesome 12 seconds. Remember your personal Shake Weight smelled "funny". (just the tip part)
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 17, 2015.@TheRock @thebrianposehn IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU CHOSE TO CARRY ME ON A "CARB CRISIS" DAY. (*sobs*)
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 17, 2015.@TheRock @thebrianposehn Also, my personal Shake Weight brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "This smells like cardamom."
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) April 17, 2015This has been a Twitter exchange between three giants of comedy. The Rock might have won this whole round.
