We Are the Goon Squad and We're Coming to Town: The 2016 Golden Globes Fashion Review

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | January 11, 2016 | Comments ()

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | January 11, 2016 |


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It is with heavy and what feels like only half a heart that I finished out this parade of suits and gowns this morning, for we’ve lost a hero and much of my life’s soundtrack. Do me a solid and play this track as you scroll through…

Knockout Dresses:


Portia Doubleday in Naeem Khan (My personal favorite.)

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Laverne Cox in Elizabeth Kennedy

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Kirsten Dunst in Valentino

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Lady Gaga in Versace

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Jennifer Lawrence in Dior

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Though slightly baggy in the hip area, this is still uniquely beautiful.


Jennifer Lopez in Giambattista Valli

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I know, I know; it’s JLo! But she knows how to pick a dress.


Carly Chaikin in Juan Carlos Obando

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Brie Larson in Calvin Klein

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This looked better on television; here’s it feels like the boobage area is being dragged down.


We Like It, But…


Maggie Gyllenhaal in Marc Jacobs

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I just really want to walk up to her and bite off that flower with my teeth. Not a euphamism.


Jamie Alexander in Genny

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Fantastic neckwaistline, but we’re uncertain whether the pattern is great, or reminiscent of high end department store wrapping paper.


So Stunningly Gorgeous the Dress Is Transcended:


Viola Davis in Marchesa

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Mind you, the dress isn’t terrible; it simply doesn’t do Ms. Davis justice.


Helen Mirren in Badgley Mischka

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Mirren’s dress is simple elegance; Helen is a knockout.


Regina King in Krikor Jabotian

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King is gorgeous. The dress may have worked, but the curtain hanging behind is a travesty.


Cate Blanchett in Givenchy

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This one looked so pretty up close, despite the frumpy middle pattern, and Blanchett was glowing. Unfortunately, the dress seemed to have a tail.

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Uzo Aduba in Prabal Gurung

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Uzo was gorgeous despite her ill-fitting dress.


We’re Okay, You’re…Just Okay:


These are all lovely dresses, just not standout dresses.

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton

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This one really depended upon the camera angle.


Julia Louis Dreyfuss in Lanvin

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Taraji P. Henson in Stella McCartney

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Saoirse Ronan in Yves Saint Laurent

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Caitriona Balfe in Alexander McQueen

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Amber Heard in Gucci

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Julianne Moore in Tom Ford

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Bryce Dallas Howard in Jenny Packham

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Emmy Rossum in Armani Prive

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America Ferrera in Jenny Packham

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Amy Schumer in Prabal Gurung

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Joanne Froggatt in Reem Acra

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Maura Tierney in Elizabeth Kennedy

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Gina Rodriguez in Zac Posen

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Everybody Say, “Meh.”


Kate Winslet in Ralph Lauren

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Come on, Kate! You’re in a rut. It’s time to find your inner Kidman and step it up a notch.


Amy Adams in Versace

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Jennifer Jason Leigh in Roland Mouret

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Methinks this is someone else’s dress.


Where Have All the Queens’ Good Dresses Gone?

Natalie Dormer in J. Mendel

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Emilia Clarke in Valentino

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And speaking of Game of Thrones (related people), someone please find Amanda Peet a stylist.


Amanda Peet in Alexander McQueen

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WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?


Kate Hudson in Michael Kors

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Not a pool party, Kate.


Sorry Ladies, But This Went Wrong. (Regardless, You’re Gorgeous!)


Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen

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Eva Green in Elie Saab

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Leslie Mann in Monique Lhuillier

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Melissa Benoist in Monique Lhuillier

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This pattern is so wrong.

Felicity Huffman in Lorena Sarbu

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Rachel McAdams in Lanvin

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Taylor Schilling in Thakoon

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All the Pretty Horses Men (aka Sorry, I cannot think straight when I see an Outlander dude)


Sam Heughan

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David Oyelowo

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Michael Fassbender

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Rami Malek

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AKA the most adorable Golden Globe first-timer ever.


Eddie Redmayne

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Denis O’Hare

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AKA We could not love you more if we tried.

Excluded: Leo Give-Me-My-Oscar DiCaprio, because he’s too busy side-eyeing Lady G.


Couples in Couture


Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

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Emmy Rossum and Sam Esmail

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Olivia Wilde in Michael Kors and Jason Sudeikis in…Concord Jordan 11s

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Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney

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Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum
(in Zuhair Murad Couture)

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Patrick Stewart and Sunny Ozell

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Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

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Jamie Alexander and Peter Facinelli

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Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund

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Denzel Washington with his beautiful family.

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Cindy Davis, (Twitter)


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