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Simone Biles Won 4 Gold Medals & Kissed Zac Efron. She Is the Happiest Teenager On the Planet

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | August 16, 2016 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | August 16, 2016 |


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Simone Biles is leaving the Olympics with four gold medals (and one bronze), but that accomplishment may be tied for Best Rio Memory, along with getting to meet her #1 crush Zac Efron. Like, the real Zac Efron, not the one she’s had in her home for the last year and a half.

Before you snark at her choice of crush, by the way, let me remind you that she is NINETEEN. Efron was basically created in a lab for the sole purpose of appealing to 19-year-old girls. And thanks to the internet, Biles was able to make her obsession public. But when you’re a world-famous, history-making Olympian, your crush taking note of your fawning isn’t embarrassing, it’s awesome. Because there’s always a chance he’ll take a chapter out of your ultimate erotic friend fic diary and come surprise you in Brazil.

Surprise!! #Rio2016Β #FinalFive

A photo posted by Zac Efron (@zacefron) on

Efron took pictures with the whole U.S. Gymnastics team, but this is what we really care about: the abominable cuteness between these two.

She is the happiest 19-year-old alive.

Listen to her friends lose their shit when he kisses her. It’s too cute. I’m dead now.

Actual footage of Simone Biles’ insides:




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