Simone Biles Won 4 Gold Medals & Kissed Zac Efron. She Is the Happiest Teenager On the Planet
Simone Biles is leaving the Olympics with four gold medals (and one bronze), but that accomplishment may be tied for Best Rio Memory, along with getting to meet her #1 crush Zac Efron. Like, the real Zac Efron, not the one she’s had in her home for the last year and a half.
Before you snark at her choice of crush, by the way, let me remind you that she is NINETEEN. Efron was basically created in a lab for the sole purpose of appealing to 19-year-old girls. And thanks to the internet, Biles was able to make her obsession public. But when you’re a world-famous, history-making Olympian, your crush taking note of your fawning isn’t embarrassing, it’s awesome. Because there’s always a chance he’ll take a chapter out of your ultimate erotic friend fic diary and come surprise you in Brazil.
Efron took pictures with the whole U.S. Gymnastics team, but this is what we really care about: the abominable cuteness between these two.
She is the happiest 19-year-old alive.
Listen to her friends lose their shit when he kisses her. It’s too cute. I’m dead now.
proof : had to do a retake bc I thought we were taking a picture then he kissed me instead ❤️ pic.twitter.com/rld33V14qe— Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) August 16, 2016
Actual footage of Simone Biles’ insides:
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