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The Winner of the Latest GOP Debate Was, Hands Down, Patton Oswalt

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | October 29, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | October 29, 2015 |

That's what Chris Christie thought, who went on a pretty solid rant at the question.

"Are we really talking about getting the government involved in fantasy football?" Christie asked. "We have $19 trillion in debt, we have people out of work, we have ISIS and Al-Qaeda attacking us and we're talking about fantasy football?

"How about we get the government to do what they are supposed to be doing?" Christie continued after being showered with applause. "Secure our borders, protect our people and support American values and American families."

You know who else found the question ridiculous? Patton Owsalt. Ridiculous enough to have an equally absurd response.

Does this make sense? As much sense as anything else that goes down at a GOP debate.

There you have it, your hapless band of roving halfwits. What do they have to say for themselves?

Alright then. See you all in the whore stables!

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