Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies
The always classy Miley Cyrus, with whom the public is growing ever weary, decided to up her game this week by tweeting out a couple of photos of her favorite new toy.
You may not have realized, at first, that what you were looking at above was a sex toy, but the hand-shaped dild* is exactly that: The newest innovation is home-f*sting (I feel like f*st in this context really need an asterisk).
Miley’s review of the Hand of Adonis: “The Emoji for fisting, fingering, and thumbs up.”
Just try unseeing that, folks.