Miley Cyrus' Horrifying New Sex Toy Is, Uh, Not For Rookies
The always classy Miley Cyrus, with whom the public is growing ever weary, decided to up her game this week by tweeting out a couple of photos of her favorite new toy.
You may not have realized, at first, that what you were looking at above was a sex toy, but the hand-shaped dild* is exactly that: The newest innovation is home-f*sting (I feel like f*st in this context really need an asterisk).
Miley’s review of the Hand of Adonis: “The Emoji for fisting, fingering, and thumbs up.”
Just try unseeing that, folks.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)