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Matt Damon Offers to Show His 'Weird Penis' to Jessica Chastain

By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | October 1, 2015 |

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Jessica Chastain is a fan of odd British television, like a show called “Embarrassing Bodies,” where people apparently display their embarrassing body parts for examination. In this clip from The Graham Norton Show, Chastain discusses a particular episode on weird penises.

They’re all kind of weird, aren’t they? They’re strange one-eyed appendages that hang hang between one’s legs used for disposing waste, like God’s septic hose, only with a lot more nerve endings and the ability to populate the Earth.

It’s weird.

It’s even weirder when Matt Damon (JOKINGLY) offers to show his weird penis.

I look forward to Matt Damon’s apology later this week.

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