LOVE IS DEAD FOREVER | A Look Back at Tom and Katie, The Greatest Love Story of Our or Any Time
As you've no doubt heard, likely screamed from a mountaintop, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided
that he really needs these next few movies to work and being single might be better for publicity to take the five year option rather than the ten end their totally real and beautiful union.
I know you're probably really going through something right now. And that's okay. Cry it out. Let it flow. Let's take a look back.
Ahem. Just press play. Feel your feelings.
From the awkward kisses...
...to the awkward leading...
...to the overly excited hugging...
...to just trying too damn hard...
...to love's transformative properties.
Thank you, Tom and Katie, for teaching us what love could really be: forced into your skull through the use of a designated Scientology brainwashing bus built by slaves. Let the next Tom Cruise wife search commence (don't worry, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba--you're still off the list).
And never forget that Suri owns your soul.
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