Let's Celebrate Oscar Isaac's Birthday with a Serious Study of His Greatest Assets
In honor of Oscar Isaac’s 37th birthday today, let us make a serious study of his many assets and talents. After our joint observations, I expect many of us will find ourselves
hor h…ungry for cake. Cheers!
Oscar’s versatile; he can get away with that hippie thing,
as well as the clean-cut look,
and anything in between.
He’s able to carry off guyliner with panache, plus
he can talk and chew at the same time, without grossing us out.
He’s adorably ticklish behind the ears.
And considerate to others about how he looks and smells.
Oscar sings well alone…
and with others.
And, don’t even get me started on the dancing.
He’ll always take the time to share and teach others his craft.
Why, Oscar was so good in The Force Awakens, J.J. Abrams couldn’t kill off his character as initially intended, and Marvel decided Poe Dameron needed his own comic series (due out in April).
He easily makes friends wherever he goes.
In summation, Oh!
Happy Birthday, Oscar! (H/T Rebecca) May the CAKE be with you.
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