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The 12 Best Movie Trailers of the 21st Century
'Mad Max: Fury Road' Gave Us One of the Greatest Characters In Modern Cinema History, And It's Not Who You Think It Is
'Good Kill': It's a Movie That Came Out This Weekend!
A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care
Ranking the Dadbods of 'Game of Thrones'
Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Maggie' Could Have Used Some Explosions and Bad Puns
Joss Whedon Leaving Twitter and Other Atrocities the Raving Feminist Horde Is Totally Still Responsible For
18 Geeky Spoilery Thoughts on 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'
Your Definitive Guide to the Belts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
How Much of the TV We're Nostalgic For Was Actually Good?
The Gospel of 'Little Boy': God Did a Cute Little Christian Boy a Solid By Nuking Hiroshima
What to Watch On Netflix Now That You've Burned Through 'Daredevil'
Plot Twist: 'Unfriended' Is A Surprisingly Good Horror Movie
10 Actors Who Should Always Be Bald
Why You Should Love Stannis Baratheon, 'Game of Thrones'' Most Underappreciated Character
Chrissy Teigen's Face Is the Best Part of 'Lip Sync Battle'
Pajiba Hall of Shame: Five Terrible Official Actor's Websites
'Last Knights' Review: Another Bad Movie for the Direct-to-VOD Brigade
Friendly Suggestions for the 'Transformers' Shared Universe
'Home' Will Make You Want to Punch A Cute L'il Alien in His Stupid Purple Face
Hollywood, Stop Trying to Make These 5 Actors a Thing
Seven Movie Remakes That Need to Cast The Rock
10 Relics From the Early Days of the Internet That You Didn't Know Are Still A Thing
Nips Blowing In the Wind: Fabio's 15 Best Book Covers
'It Follows' Is Decent, But It Ain't No 'Babadook'
Harvey Weinstein: 'I Could Have Been the White Savior of the Oscars If They'd Just LET ME.'
Let's Pour One Out for this Awesome Secondary Character Probably Being Cut from 'Game of Thrones'
Should You Comment On That Post? An Internet Primer.
Ranking the 21 Worst Movie Haircuts of the 21st Century
21 (More) Actors Whom You Forgot Were Hot as F*ck
'The Salvation' Is a Western With Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green, So Why Isn't It Better?
7 Actors Who Hated Their (Actually Pretty Good) Movies
What Would a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Sequel Scripted by E.L. James Even Look Like?
'All the Wilderness' Review: We Keep Spending Most Our Lives Living In a Hipster's Paradise
On Its One-Year Anniversary, Let's Remember The F*cking Craziest Movie Of 2014
The Number One Thing Sony and Marvel Can Do To Not Screw Up Spider-Man (Again)
'50 Shades of Grey' Has Doomed Itself to the Company of These Five Movies
'Outcast' Is Exactly What You'd Expect a Nicolas Cage-Hayden Christensen Movie to Be
Jupiter Ascending's Eddie Redmayne Stars In the 21st Century Bad Movie Accent Death Match
Where To Get the 2015 Oscar Nominees Online (Legally)
The Greatest Showbiz Names In All of Existence
10 Authors Who Hated Their Books' Movie Adaptations
10 Sundance Film Festival Hits to Stream on Netflix Instant
Dear Academy: It's Time to Narrow the Best Picture Field Back Down to 5
The 20 Most Egregious Snubs in Oscar History
'Little Accidents' Is a Solid Movie From a First-Time Director, Better Than Most January Sh*t
10 Helpful Tips for Making it Through Oscar Season With Your Sanity Intact
How Do You Fix the 'Ant-Man' Trailer? Add Dancing Paul Rudd, Of Course
'The Woman in Black: Angel of Death' Is the Perfect January Movie: Dull and Pointless
Let Your Favorite TV Characters Tell You How to Live Your Life in 2015
5 Movies That Need to Come Out of Development Hell in 2015, And 5 That Need to Die There
All the Best Videos of 2014 to Watch While You're Bored on Christmas Day
The Time Has Come for the Annual Festivus Airing of Grievances
Amy Adams, Katee Sackhoff Among the Latest Victims In #SonyHack Email Leak
From the Depths of the '80s, Here's the Greatest Christmas TV Special Ever Made
Common Defenses of Whitewashing And Why They Are Bullshit
Different Strokes: 13 Infamous Bombs That Found Massive Box-Office Success Overseas
The 11 Best and Worst Movie Posters of 2014
What Do The Sexiest People of 2014 Look Like in Ugly Christmas Sweaters?
Evangeline Lilly Says Edgar Wright's "Ant-Man" Wouldn't Have Fit the MCU Anyway, So Calm Down, Nerds
Just How Excited Should We Let Ourselves Be About the New 'Star Wars'?
The 10 Absolute Worst (and Best) Movies to Watch On Netflix With Your Family This Thanksgiving
Let Nicolas Cage Instruct You On the Finer Points of Movie Theater Etiquette
Here's Who Deserves A Goddamned Oscar For 'Mockingjay - Part 1'
Pirate Huge Ackman In Joe Wright's 'Pan' Is a Steaming Bowl of WTF
Atten-HUT, Nerds: Matt Smith and Probably-Zombie Natalie Dormer Are Going To Be In a Movie Together
If the World's Sexiest Man Is Playing a Hacker, Then Screw It, Let's Cast These People As Hackers, Too
Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Is Starring In a Show That He and His Dad Came Up With
What We Talk About When We Talk About Oscar Bait
There's Going to Be a 'Clue' Reunion on 'Community'
Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It
Someone Who Thinks Thor Is a Total Asshole Will Be In 'Captain America: Civil War'
7 Ways Sony Can Fix Their Spider-Franchise
Which Director Is Best at the Most Important Thing a Director Can Do?
Christopher Nolan, We Need to Have a Talk About Your Obsession With Dead Wives
'Horns' And Male Entitlement Culture
What If Directors Were Halloween Candy?
The World's Most Obnoxious Halloween Costumes, 2014 Edition
A Visual Guide to All the Amazing Stuff You Forgot Was In 'Mortal Kombat'
Did You Know 'Glee''s Ryan Murphy Invented the Horror-Comedy?
Mac From 'It's Always Sunny' Is Directing a Motherf*cking Kid's Movie. Here's 5 Unlikely Directors Who Need to Do the Same
Six Vampire Movies Worse and Weirder Than 'Dracula Untold'
What Makes Certain Movies 'Unrebootable'?
Everything Wrong With 'Left Behind'
A Trek Through the Wild World of the 'Left Behind' Marketing Campaign
September Is Almost Over, So Let's Start Watching Good Movies Again
Baby Don't Hurt Me No More: An Open Letter to Hulu
'The Knick' And the Problem With Genuine Shitbag Protagonists
A Guide to the Ever-Changing Accent of Tom Hardy
'No Good Deed''s Idris Elba and 5 Other Actors Who Need to Fire Their Agents
The iPod Classic Is Dead, Long Live the iPod Classic
Jack the Ripper, The Daily Mail, and Social Media Gullibility
In Honor of 'American Ninja Warrior''s Kacy Catanzaro, Here Are 15 of the Most Kick-Ass Female Action Scenes In Cinema History
10 Reasons August Was the Worst Damn Month Ever, and 10 Feel-Good Movies to Help You Recover
Which Of the Movies Coming Out In September Are Least Likely to Suck?
It's Time to Celebrate That You No Longer Have to Go To High School Any More (With Netflix!)
When Trailers Go Bad, Movies of 2014 Edition
On Creativity and Psychological Scarring, Or How 'Frank' Will Fuck You Up
2014 Summer Movie Roundup, High School Superlatives Edition
'Into the Storm' and the Scale of Cinematic Southernness
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Is a Sloppy, Unholy Mess
Bullshit Excuses People Make For Super-White Comic Book Movies: Bingo Version
How to Tell If Someone Is a Fake Geek
'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese
20 Headlines You Probably Won't See Out of San Diego Comic-Con
Six Winter-Themed Movies to Watch On Netflix Instant Because Summer Can F*ck Right Off
10 Movies to Watch On The Fourth of July That Are Patriotic for Other Countries
20 Explanations for Stanley Tucci's Performance In 'Transformers: Age of Extinction,' In Order of Increasing Likelihood
10 Reasons You Should Get Your Ass to a Movie Theater and See 'Snowpiercer' This Weekend
'Game of Thrones' Book Readers, We Need to Get Over Our Superiority Complex
20 Fun Ways to While Away Your Time During the 'Game of Thrones' Hiatus
An Open Letter to the Kid Sitting In Front of Me Who Was Scarred for Life by 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'
The Filmography of Phil Lord & Chris Miller: Character Fight Club
The Interior Monologue of an Unrepentant Cynical Bitch Going to See 'The Fault in Our Stars'
The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Sci-Fi Movies On Netflix Instant, Ranked
What Really Happened At the End of 'Game of Thrones,' The Mountain and the Viper
What If These Ten Directors Replaced Edgar Wright on 'Ant-Man'?
Five Series to Binge Watch On Netflix Instant While Your Broke Ass Is Taking a Summer Staycation
8 Movies I Would Rather Watch Than 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'
An Exclusive Pajiba Interview with the Star of Godzilla
'Penny Dreadful' Deserves to be Your Summer 'Hannibal.' Here's Why.
Step Into the Light and Accept Channing Tatum as Your Lord and Personal Gambit
A Dozen Cute Baby Animal Videos to Take Your Mind Off Celebrities Who Don't Understand What Feminism Means
Five Mediocre Movies That Don't Deserve Their Lead Actors
10 Actresses Whom Disney Needs To Get Off Its Ass And Add to the 'Star Wars' Cast
The Ten Best Films From The 2014 Tribeca Film Festival
10 Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Instant That Are 100% Rapeless
James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes
15 Things I Learned From Penis Museum Documentary 'The Final Member'
Four Movies That Need to Be Remade With Steve Buscemi As the Star
'Game of Thrones,' We Need to Have a Talk About Your Nudity Imbalance
20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Wait for HBO GO to Load the 'Game of Thrones' Season Premiere
Summer Movie Season Starts This Weekend. Here Are 10 Indies to Watch On Netflix Instead.
Girls, Here's What You Need to Know Before Seeing 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' With Your Boyfriends
The Rockules 2: Eight Actors Who Need to Play Greek Gods Right Fricking Now
'Muppets Most Wanted''s Cameos, Scientifically Ranked From Worst to Best
In Celebration of 'Divergent' Have Some YA Dystopia Mad Libs!
The Art of the Ridiculous Movie Promo Still
5 Ways 'Hannibal' Can Up Its Ratings And Rescue Itself From Untimely Cancellation
What if '300: Rise of an Empire' Were Directed by Wes Anderson?
Television and the Art of War
8 Ways the Oscars Could Have Been Less Excruciatingly Boring Than They Regretfully Were
A Comprehensive Guide to the 2014 Oscar Nominees Available On the Internet
10 Movies and TV Shows 'Game of Thrones' Characters Need To Be In
'Endless Love' vs 'Winter's Tale': A Scientific Analysis Of Which Is the Lesser Blight Upon Humanity
In Honor of President's Day, The Final Word In Presidential Fancasting
8 Movies to Watch on Netflix Instant While You're Home By Yourself On Valentine's Day Weekend
The Absolute Worst TV Characters to Rob a Bank With
Here's The Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart" Rap Remake For You to Subject All Your Enemies To
Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Existing, Is Hosting An Art Show So People Can Torture Him. Or Something.
Five Movies 'The Lego Movie''s Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Should Have Directed
The Weinstein Company Has Finally Decided the Extent to Which They're Screwing Over 'Snowpiercer'
Sweet Jesus In a Flower Crown, Someone Take the Voice Over Off This 'Hannibal' Trailer
Five Reasons the History Channel's 'Vikings' Can't Come Back Soon Enough
'Gods of Egypt' Finally Casts a God of Egypt Who Isn't a White Dude
A One Hundred Percent Accurate, No BS List of the 2015 Oscar Winners