Welcome to the Author Archive for Rebecca Pahle
Tracking the Hotness Evolution of Dan Stevens
Where Did the 90-Minute Movie Go?
'Beauty and the Beast' Isn't All That Good, But Screw It, I Kinda Liked It Anyway
Mads Mikkelsen on Walking Out of His 'Fantastic Four' Audition, Rihanna
The Dungeons & Dragons Movie Is a Repository of Perfection
Finn Jones Blames Critics for Negative 'Iron Fist' Reviews
'Personal Shopper' Review: I Want to Be Kristen Stewart When I Grow Up
Strange Bedfellows: The New Party Game Sure To Inspire Boners And Bummers
FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael K. Williams, Michael Sheen
The Geostorm Trailer Is the Most Hilariously Stupid Thing Ever
If You're Thinking You Might Want to See 'Before I Fall,' Here's a Tip: Don't
The Pop-Tarts Café Ruined Breakfast Food for Me Forever, So That's Fun
'Get Out' Finally Solves the Mystery of Who Uses Bing
Oh, Did You Think You Were Going to Get Through the Day Without Reading About 'Rock Dog'?
The World's Only Indisputable Fact Is That 'Beauty and the Beast' Takes Place Inside a Time Loop
24 Nominated Movies You Can Catch Up With Online Before the Oscars
At What Exact Point Did Dev Patel Get Hot?: A Pajiba Investigation
There's Going to be a Sort-Of 'Love Actually' Sequel on Red Nose Day
Celebrate Galentine's Day By Watching One of These 23 Female-Directed Movies on Netflix
Question: Are You An Alpha Woman Who Is Unable to Love?
'Fifty Shades Darker' Has Too Much Fucking Weirdness, Not Enough Weird Fucking
Scarlett Johansson On 'Ghost in the Shell' Whitewashing
Which Member of the Oscar Class of 2017 Are You?
Who's the Most Attractive Celebrity Couple?
Someone Tell 'Rings' It Forgot to Add All the Scary Bits
How Trump Will Manage Wars With Every Other Country
Let's Pour One Out for How Stylish the 'Moonlight' Cast Is
Bad 2000s Fashion Trends We Must Not Allow to Return
You All Like Candy Canes, Right? Just Checking.
'A Dog's Purpose' Review: F*ck This Movie So Hard
Can We Talk About the Fact that Seb and Mia in 'La La Land' Are Kind of Assholes?
Film Review: Annette Bening Delivers One of the Best Performances of the Year in '20th Century Women'
Michael Keaton Shines in Brilliant Trump Allegory 'The Founder,' Which You May Or May Not Want to Watch This Weekend, IDK
In Defense of 'Underworld: Rise of the Lycans,' The Greatest Movie Ever Made
'The Bye Bye Man' Is Bad Bad, Man
'Hamilton''s Daveed Diggs Sings 'Rubber Duckie' on 'Sesame Street'
Which of These Three Movies Will Be the Best Movie of 2017?
The 30 Sexiest Movie and TV Moments from 2016
'Star Wars' Is Making Strides, But It Still Has Room To Go In Terms of Representation
A Very Serious Discussion of Which 'Rogue One: A Star Wars Story' Character is Best In Bed
The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Movies of 2016
2016's Best Performances In Bad Movies
What Was 2016's Most Attractive Movie Cast?
What Were the Most Misleading Trailers of 2016?
The 2016 'Oh ,Yeah, That Came Out This Year' Hall of Fame
2016 Was a Whirlwind of Suck, And So Were Its Movie Posters
Happy XMas (Bears Are Here)
'Why Him?' Is Neither As Bad Nor As Good As You Think It Is
Diego Luna/Jabba the Hutt Is the Greatest Love Story of Our Age
I Have Seen Hell And It Is This Babyclon Mermaid Doll
'Collateral Beauty' Review: What the F*ck Did I Just Watch?
Where the F*ck Did the Comma in 'Love Actually' Get To?
52 Films by Women: Lynne Ramsay Ruins Your Soul with 'We Need to Talk About Kevin'
All The Best Pretentious Himbo Nonsense from Tom Ford's 'GQ' Profile
Transformers: The Last Knight Trailer Michael Bay
The Exact Day That God Forsook Us
A Brief, Tragic History of Hidden Hotness
'Incarnate' Review: Oh God, Aaron Eckhart, What Happened To You?
The One Part of 'Love, Actually' We Should All Be Able to Agree is Garbage
Billy Dee Is Two-Face in 'The Lego Batman Movie'
52 Films by Women: Karyn Kusama's 'Girlfight'
A Very Serious Discussion of Which Disney Princes Are Best in Bed
The Most Homoerotic Subtext-Filled Hollywood Movie Ever Came Out One Year Ago Today
'Rules Don't Apply': The Perfect Movie to Take Your Family To Over Thanksgiving Weekend If You Dislike Them
Review: Make Every Angsty Self-Loathing Teen In Your Life Watch 'The Edge of Seventeen'
#HotTake: Thanksgiving Is Overrated and Stupid
The 'Harry Potter' Franchise Returns with the Fun, Flawed 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'
52 Films by Women: Aurora Guerrero's 'Mosquita y Mari'
Where Do We Go From Here?
'Shut In' Review: Slow-Burn Horror, Minus the Horror, Whole Lotta Slow
Charities To Donate To In Trump's America
What's the Weirdest Thing Your Family Does with Food?
What's the Deal With that 'Doctor Strange' Villain, Anyway?
The Election's Almost Over. Breathe. You Can Get Through This.
#NoHomo It Up With These Beards of Cinema
It's Friday, And I Am Going to Burn This Mother Down
Twitter Says Goodbye with #RIPVine
Why Do We All Pretend 'Top Gun' Isn't a Terrible Movie?
Are You a Cannibal or a Can'tibal?: 'Feeding Hannibal: A Connoisseur's Cookbook,' A Review
Donald Glover to Play Lando Calrissian in Star Wars Han Solo Movie
In Case You Forgot How Much of a Complete Tool James Woods Is
Who's Going to Be the Internet's Next Boyfriend?
Movie Review: 'Keeping Up with the Joneses' Is Highly Mediocre
Park Chan-Wook Gives Us the Lesbian Gothic Psychosexual Romantic Thriller Of Our Dreams with 'The Handmaiden'
An Introduction to the Hollywood Vampire Cabal, AKA Celebrities That Do Not Age
In Defense of Candy Corn
'The Girl on the Train' Thinks It's 'Gone Girl,' Should Be 'The Boy Next Door,' Isn't As Good As Either
8 Movies to Watch on Netflix When You've Been Struck Down by the Plague
'Deepwater Horizon' Can't Save a Blah September of Movies
Tim Burton's Swift Slide Into Mediocrity Continues with 'Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children'
52 Films by Women: 'Cracks'
And the Award for Weirdest Plot Twist of the Year Goes To...
Spoiler: 'The Witch' Movie Ending Explained
Butts of the Metropolitan Museum of Art New York City
52 Films by Women: Sophie Goodhart's 'My Blind Brother'
Our First Look at Karen Gillan in 'Jumanji' Is... Uh. Uhhhhhhhh. Hmm. Okay.
The Best Performance In a Terrible Movie
The Best Costume Dramas On Netflix Right Now
The Best Recent Movies on Amazon Prime Right Now
Merriam-Webster's Twitter Account Is Coming For You, You Fools
10 of the Best Foreign Films to Check Out on Netflix
10 of the Weirdest Movie Merchandise Tie-Ins
10 Very Important Questions Left Unanswered by 'Zootopia'
When It's OK to Talk to a Woman Who's Wearing Headphones
"I Wonder What's Going On With the 'Transformers' Franchi--Wait, What the F*CK"
'Don't Breathe' Is the Second Scariest Movie of the Summer, After the One Where Kevin Spacey Is a Cat
The Strange Case of 'Balls Out'
Let's Pour One Out for the Saddest Schmuck of Summer 2016
'Ben-Hur' Review: Hurrible, But Not As Hurrible As It Could Have Ben
The Sexiest Olympic Sport Isn't What You Think
Captain America Prospect Park Statue Rear View
"Offends Millennials" Is the Least Bad Thing About Joel McHale and Stephen Fry's New Sitcom
Every Straight Woman Will Understand This Post
The Olympics Got Real Pornographic Last Night Thanks to Men's Synchronized Diving
'Suicide Squad' Learned All the Wrong Lessons from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' and 'Deadpool'
A Tribute to the Unsung Hero of 'Stranger Things'
Jared Leto and Margot Robbie at Suicide Squad World Premiere
'With a Crowd of Rowdy Drunk People' Is Pretty Much the Perfect Way to Watch 'The Fast and the Furious,' Yes?
Which Movies Will Be Felled by 2016's Curse of the Sequel?
The Most Bunkworthy Movie Performances of the 21st Century So Far
'The Divergent' Series Is Being Demoted to the Small Screen
Henry Cavill's Most Constipated Facial Expressions from the 'Batman v Superman' Extended Cut
Review: Is the 2016 'Ghostbusters' As Good As the Original?
Ranking the Men of Jane Austen By Swoon Factor
'You Must Remember This' Fans, Here's Your Film History Reading List
The Bill Murray 'Ghostbusters' Cameo Came About Pretty Much in the Most Bill Murray Way Imaginable
Whiny 'Ghostbusters' Haters Think Anyone Gives a Shit About IMDB Ratings, LOL HILARZ
Let's Celebrate Bikini Day!
What 'Game of Thrones' Book Fan Theories Have Been Confirmed and Debunked So Far?
A Very Serious Discussion of Which 'Game of Thrones' Characters Are Best In Bed, Part 2
'Free State of Jones' is the 'I Don't See Color, #AllLivesMatter' of Civil War Movies
A Very Serious Discussion of Which 'Game of Thrones' Characters Are Best In Bed, Part 1
From One Lazy Slob to Another: The Best Workout Tip for People Who Hate Exercising
Michael Shannon, Rachel Bloom Lip Sync Battle
Who Is Garona's Father in 'Warcraft'?
Does 'Now You See Me 2' Break 2016's Curse of the Sequel?
A Tip o' the Shame Fedora to the Nice Guys of Cinema
The Worst Thing 'Warcraft' Director Duncan Jones Ever Did
How Do You Screw Up Casey Jones This Badly?
'The Brothers Warner' Excerpt, by Cass Warner Sperling
Medieval Paintings Where Jesus Is Ripped as Hell
'X-Men Apocalypse' Is Just Good Enough to Avoid Being Completely Mediocre, AKA 'Is An X-Men Movie'
What Have You Been Up To, Johnny Knoxville and '90s Action Movie Icon Renny Harlin? Oh.... Uh... Okay Then.
How Far Could You Make It Into This Trailer for the Faith-Based Columbine Movie?
Raise Your Boom Mics to These Blisteringly Hot Directors, Take 2
A Very Serious Discussion of Very Serious Discussions
What Do We Have To Do To Get a Filmed Version of 'Hamilton,' Already?
'Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising' Is Funny and Feminist as F*ck
ABC Is Replacing 'Agent Carter' With a Fetid Dumpster Fire from Hell. OK Then.
Cannes Is Getting Real F*cking Freaky Up In Here
'The Darkness' Review: Starring Kevin Bacon, Ming-Na Wen, Matt Walsh, and Wasted Potential
Every Single Chris Not in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
What, Exactly, Was Zemo's Big Plan in 'Captain America: Civil War'?
First Look at Gritty Power Rangers Reboot Costumes
A Serious Discussion of Which Original Trilogy 'Star Wars' Character Is Best In Bed
How Did None of the 'Harry Potter' Kids Turn Into Horrible Monster People?
A Quick Note on Rape as a Plot Device and the 'Sympathetic Rapist'
A Partial List of Everyone 2016 Had Better Not Take From Us
10 Actresses Who Can Rescue Rom-Coms from Katherine Heigl Hell
Sexy Rita Repulsa in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Reboot
Tom Hiddleston Gets His James Bond On In AMC's 'The Night Manager'
'Barbershop: The Next Cut' Review: Hey, Come Watch Some People You Like
10 Actors Who Can Rescue Rom-Coms from Katherine Heigl Hell
On Psychiatric Medication and Going Cold Turkey: Relax, Don't Do It
'Hardcore Henry' Is Bonkers F*cking Insane, And That's a Good Thing
Your F*ckening Winner and a Tribute to Fallen Heroes
Ranking the Sweet Space Capes of the 'Star Wars: Rogue One' Trailer
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - The F*ckening Finals
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - The F*ckable Four
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Elite Eyyyyyyyght
Review: Bro, Richard Linklater's 'Everybody Wants Some' Is All About the Bros, Bros
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - SCHWING 16
15 Critically Reviled Movies That Still Made a Ton of Money
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Round of 32
'War on Everyone' SXSW Review: This One's For You, Misanthropic, Cynical Assholes
Review: 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2' Is--Oh Christ, You KNOW How 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2' Is
11 Worst Singing Performances in Movie Musicals
'The Divergent Series: Allegiant' Review: Would Someone Mercy Kill This Franchise Already?
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Part 2
The Pajiba Fictional Character Sex Tournament - Part 1
You're Missing Out on Netflix's Greatest Guilty Pleasure TV Show
Would You Rather Have Raw Hot Dogs for Fingers or Cooked Hamburgers for Feet?
Which Fictional Characters Do You Most Want to Bone?
52 Films by Women: Ida Lupino's 'Outrage'
Spoiler: 'Zootopia' Movie Ending Explained
Stacey Dash What?
'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny': Your Badass Ranking
The 2016 Academy Awards Nominees (If We Ran the Oscars)
Stephen Chow's 'The Mermaid' Is Really F*cking Fun, Not That Americans Really Want to See It, I Guess
Where the Hell Is That Tom Hardy-as-Elton John Biopic We Were Promised?
2016 Finally Gets a Good Horror Movie in 'The Witch,' Hail Satan
11 Things I Learned from 'Star Wars and the Power of Costume'
Celebrate Valentine's Day With Cinema's Best Romantic Also-Rans
'How To Be Single' Offers a Slight Improvement On the Generic Rom-Com
21 Best Movie Lines of the 21st Century
Channing Tatum's 'Gay Subtext: The Musical Number' Now Available to Stream Online
Review: Lena Headey Doesn't Even Have a Fight Scene In 'Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,' So What Is The F*cking Point?
27 Lines from '50 Shades of Black' That Still Aren't As Bad As 'I'm 50 Shades of F*cked Up'
What Are the Movies Everyone's Talking About at This Year's Sundance?
Well, As Long As We're Casting Historical Figures With Racially Inaccurate Actors ...
'The Boy' Is Not Nearly As Weird As It Should Have Been
STFU, Internet. Leonardo DiCaprio Isn't Close to the Biggest Oscar Snub
Which of This Year's Oscar Nominees Are Available to Stream Online?
The Ten Most WTF Oscar Nominations From the Last 10 Years
A Very Serious Discussion of Which 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Character Is Best In Bed
Fill Your Mouth Holes With These Weird Celebrity Cookbooks
Q: Is 'The Forest' Worth Watching for Natalie Dormer? A: No.
Teach Me to Cook, Stanley Tucci!
The Biggest Box-Office Flops of 2016
Oh, Of COURSE I'm Reviewing 'Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody'
The 10 Best Indies of 2015
A Very Serious Discussion of Which Meme Is Best In Bed
No, Rey from 'The Force Awakens' Is Not a Mary Sue
Top Five Hyoork-Inducing Scenes in Season 2 of 'The Knick'
Which 'Game of Thrones' Actor Has a Blink-and-You'll-Miss-It Cameo in 'The Force Awakens'?
'The Hateful Eight' Review: Tarantino, Tarantino-ing
Guillermo del Toro Has All the Holiday Travel Book Recommendations You'll Ever Need
Modern Movie Stars and the Classic Movie Stars Whose Souls They Stole
'The Big Short' Review: Go F*ck Yourself, Wall Street
Gaze Into the Abyss, And the Abyss Gazes Back: A Year In Bad Movie Posters
What Is the Best-Dressed Movie of 2015?
'Jessica Jones' vs. the Nice Guy
A Geek's Guide to Black Friday Sales
Breaking News: Boba Fett Is Dumb
Which of This Year's Bombs Didn't Deserve to Flop So Hard?
'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2' Is a Fitting End to Our Best YA Franchise
Fancasting the 'Memento' Remake
Duncan Jones and Rian Johnson Are Twitter's Greatest Nerdlord BFFs
Why Did No One Ever Tell Me That 'The Devil Wears Prada' F*cking Sucks?
"Beef Stew Fart In Face Stories": 24 Hours Of Pajiba Google Searches
The 10 Funniest Performances from Non-Comedic Actors in the Past 10 Years
'Spectre' Review: Movie. Bad Movie.
20 (Non-Franchise) Sci-Fi/Fantasy Movies We Have to Look Forward To
A Serious Discussion of Which Type of Bread is Best in Bed
Theater Geeks, Meet Your New Favorite Hashtag: #ParksandHam
Would You Believe Me If I Told You 'Burnt' Doesn't Suck?
What's the Single Worst Movie Moment from the Last Five Years?
Here, Afghanistan, Let 'Rock the Kasbah' Tell You How to Live Your Life
'The Knick': 12 Times André Holland Was the Best Part of Season Premiere
A Stongly Worded Letter to Universal's Marketing Department on the Subject of 'Crimson Peak'
'Goosebumps' is '90s Nostalgia Done Right
11 of the WTFiest Foreign Films You Can Watch on Netflix Instant
Y'all Know Charlize Theron Isn't Actually Going to Get an Oscar Nomination for 'Mad Max: Fury Road,' Right?
A Serious Discussion of Which Avenger Is Best in Bed
The Very Best Moments in 'The Martian' (Including the One Ridley Scott Wanted to Cut)
'Freeheld' Review: Your Mom Will Love It!
Real Talk: Is Captain America a Virgin or Nah?
Anne of Green Gables Is a God Damned Fashion Icon
'99 Homes' Review: Praise Jesus, Andrew Garfield Is Finally In a Good Movie Again
5 Celebrity Beefs You Might Not Know About
Have You Seen the Weirdest Sex Scene in Cinema History?
'Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials' Review: Oh, It's a F*cking Trial, All Right
Where Are All the Good Greek Mythology Movies?
9 Directors Who Deserve Comebacks
M. Night Shyamalan Finally Crawls Out of His Own Ass a Bit With 'The Visit'
Why 'Beauty and the Beast' Pissed Me Off as a Child (And Kind of Still Does)
Why Did No One Tell Us Max Headroom Has Been in 'The Knick' This Whole Time?!
JSYK: The Original '101 Dalmatians' Sequel Had a Nuclear Holocaust-Obsessed Alien Jesus Dog With Mind Control Powers
A Serious Discussion of Which 'Harry Potter' Characters Are Best In Bed
Turn Off Your Brain With Fancy, Fancy Men in Fancy, Fancy Suits
Why Late August/September Movies Suck So Hard, And 9 That Might Not
'Sinister 2' Is Good Right Up Until It Isn't
All Your Faves are Hufflepuffs
The World's Longest Breakup, or: How I Quit Tumblr, And You Can Too
A Humble Tribute to the Greatest Performance in Sci-Fi Movie History
An Open Letter to Sue Storm in 'Fantastic Four'
Swing Away: The Top 11 Sh*tty Movies That We Like Anyway
What 'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation' Gets Right That Hollywood Keeps Getting Wrong
What Movie Do You Love That Everyone Else Hates?
Confessions of a TV Slacker: No, I Am Never Going to Watch Your Favorite Show
What Movie Do You Hate That Everyone Else Loves?
'Pixels' Is This Summer's Unsung Masterpiece*
10 Pairs of Movie Co-Stars Weirder Than 'Trainwreck''s Tilda Swinton and John Cena
For the Love of God, Would People Stop Writing Think Pieces About Things They Haven't Seen?
You Need to Be Watching 'Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell' on BBC America Right Now
I'm 95 Percent Sure I Don't Actually Need to Tell You Not to See 'The Gallows'
The One Bit of Casting That Could Save Sony's Spider-Man Reboot
11 Burning Questions Left Unanswered by 'Magic Mike XXL'
10 Movies to Watch On The Fourth of July That Are Patriotic for Other Countries
The Pajiba (Dead) 10+: Hotties From Beyond the Grave
Rich Assholes Are Spending $275 On Insect-Encrusted Drinking Straws
'Ted 2': Intermittently Funny Comedy Held Together by Dick Jokes and Semen
15 Famous Actors with Awful Last Films
Ranking the Bad Dads of 'Game of Thrones'
The James Spader Bangability Index
How 'Game of Thrones' Can Still Shock Us In Season Six
Five Horrible Movie Characters Whom Everyone Still Wants to Bone
A Stannis Superfan Reacts to Last Sunday's 'Game of Thrones'
How to Make 'Insidious: Chapter 3' Less Brain-Meltingly Boring
5 Movies That Actually Do Need Reboots
10 Age-Appropriate Actors Hollywood Can Pair Emma Stone With
Six Pro-Science Science Fiction Movies That Actually Don't Suck
Can We Talk About That Really Creepy Part of 'Tomorrowland'
Surprisingly Fun 'Poltergeist' Is Another One for the 'Damn, I Love Sam Rockwell' Pile
The 12 Best Movie Trailers of the 21st Century
'Mad Max: Fury Road' Gave Us One of the Greatest Characters In Modern Cinema History, And It's Not Who You Think It Is
'Good Kill': It's a Movie That Came Out This Weekend!
A Partial List of Things 'Mad Max: Fury Road''s Charlize Theron Could Do To Me, And I Wouldn't Even Care
Ranking the Dadbods of 'Game of Thrones'
Arnold Schwarzenegger's 'Maggie' Could Have Used Some Explosions and Bad Puns
Joss Whedon Leaving Twitter and Other Atrocities the Raving Feminist Horde Is Totally Still Responsible For
18 Geeky Spoilery Thoughts on 'Avengers: Age of Ultron'
Your Definitive Guide to the Belts of the Marvel Cinematic Universe
How Much of the TV We're Nostalgic For Was Actually Good?
The Gospel of 'Little Boy': God Did a Cute Little Christian Boy a Solid By Nuking Hiroshima
What to Watch On Netflix Now That You've Burned Through 'Daredevil'
Plot Twist: 'Unfriended' Is A Surprisingly Good Horror Movie
10 Actors Who Should Always Be Bald
Why You Should Love Stannis Baratheon, 'Game of Thrones'' Most Underappreciated Character
Chrissy Teigen's Face Is the Best Part of 'Lip Sync Battle'
Pajiba Hall of Shame: Five Terrible Official Actor's Websites
'Last Knights' Review: Another Bad Movie for the Direct-to-VOD Brigade
Friendly Suggestions for the 'Transformers' Shared Universe
'Home' Will Make You Want to Punch A Cute L'il Alien in His Stupid Purple Face
Hollywood, Stop Trying to Make These 5 Actors a Thing
Seven Movie Remakes That Need to Cast The Rock
10 Relics From the Early Days of the Internet That You Didn't Know Are Still A Thing
Nips Blowing In the Wind: Fabio's 15 Best Book Covers
'It Follows' Is Decent, But It Ain't No 'Babadook'
Harvey Weinstein: 'I Could Have Been the White Savior of the Oscars If They'd Just LET ME.'
Let's Pour One Out for this Awesome Secondary Character Probably Being Cut from 'Game of Thrones'
Should You Comment On That Post? An Internet Primer.
Ranking the 21 Worst Movie Haircuts of the 21st Century
21 (More) Actors Whom You Forgot Were Hot as F*ck
'The Salvation' Is a Western With Mads Mikkelsen and Eva Green, So Why Isn't It Better?
7 Actors Who Hated Their (Actually Pretty Good) Movies
What Would a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' Sequel Scripted by E.L. James Even Look Like?
'All the Wilderness' Review: We Keep Spending Most Our Lives Living In a Hipster's Paradise
On Its One-Year Anniversary, Let's Remember The F*cking Craziest Movie Of 2014
The Number One Thing Sony and Marvel Can Do To Not Screw Up Spider-Man (Again)
'50 Shades of Grey' Has Doomed Itself to the Company of These Five Movies
'Outcast' Is Exactly What You'd Expect a Nicolas Cage-Hayden Christensen Movie to Be
Jupiter Ascending's Eddie Redmayne Stars In the 21st Century Bad Movie Accent Death Match
Where To Get the 2015 Oscar Nominees Online (Legally)
The Greatest Showbiz Names In All of Existence
10 Authors Who Hated Their Books' Movie Adaptations
10 Sundance Film Festival Hits to Stream on Netflix Instant
Dear Academy: It's Time to Narrow the Best Picture Field Back Down to 5
The 20 Most Egregious Snubs in Oscar History
'Little Accidents' Is a Solid Movie From a First-Time Director, Better Than Most January Sh*t
10 Helpful Tips for Making it Through Oscar Season With Your Sanity Intact
How Do You Fix the 'Ant-Man' Trailer? Add Dancing Paul Rudd, Of Course
'The Woman in Black: Angel of Death' Is the Perfect January Movie: Dull and Pointless
Let Your Favorite TV Characters Tell You How to Live Your Life in 2015
5 Movies That Need to Come Out of Development Hell in 2015, And 5 That Need to Die There
All the Best Videos of 2014 to Watch While You're Bored on Christmas Day
The Time Has Come for the Annual Festivus Airing of Grievances
Amy Adams, Katee Sackhoff Among the Latest Victims In #SonyHack Email Leak
From the Depths of the '80s, Here's the Greatest Christmas TV Special Ever Made
Common Defenses of Whitewashing And Why They Are Bullshit
Different Strokes: 13 Infamous Bombs That Found Massive Box-Office Success Overseas
The 11 Best and Worst Movie Posters of 2014
What Do The Sexiest People of 2014 Look Like in Ugly Christmas Sweaters?
Evangeline Lilly Says Edgar Wright's "Ant-Man" Wouldn't Have Fit the MCU Anyway, So Calm Down, Nerds
Just How Excited Should We Let Ourselves Be About the New 'Star Wars'?
The 10 Absolute Worst (and Best) Movies to Watch On Netflix With Your Family This Thanksgiving
Let Nicolas Cage Instruct You On the Finer Points of Movie Theater Etiquette
Here's Who Deserves A Goddamned Oscar For 'Mockingjay - Part 1'
Pirate Huge Ackman In Joe Wright's 'Pan' Is a Steaming Bowl of WTF
Atten-HUT, Nerds: Matt Smith and Probably-Zombie Natalie Dormer Are Going To Be In a Movie Together
If the World's Sexiest Man Is Playing a Hacker, Then Screw It, Let's Cast These People As Hackers, Too
Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Is Starring In a Show That He and His Dad Came Up With
What We Talk About When We Talk About Oscar Bait
There's Going to Be a 'Clue' Reunion on 'Community'
Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It
Someone Who Thinks Thor Is a Total Asshole Will Be In 'Captain America: Civil War'
7 Ways Sony Can Fix Their Spider-Franchise
Which Director Is Best at the Most Important Thing a Director Can Do?
Christopher Nolan, We Need to Have a Talk About Your Obsession With Dead Wives
'Horns' And Male Entitlement Culture
What If Directors Were Halloween Candy?
The World's Most Obnoxious Halloween Costumes, 2014 Edition
A Visual Guide to All the Amazing Stuff You Forgot Was In 'Mortal Kombat'
Did You Know 'Glee''s Ryan Murphy Invented the Horror-Comedy?
Mac From 'It's Always Sunny' Is Directing a Motherf*cking Kid's Movie. Here's 5 Unlikely Directors Who Need to Do the Same
Six Vampire Movies Worse and Weirder Than 'Dracula Untold'
What Makes Certain Movies 'Unrebootable'?
Everything Wrong With 'Left Behind'
A Trek Through the Wild World of the 'Left Behind' Marketing Campaign
September Is Almost Over, So Let's Start Watching Good Movies Again
Baby Don't Hurt Me No More: An Open Letter to Hulu
'The Knick' And the Problem With Genuine Shitbag Protagonists
A Guide to the Ever-Changing Accent of Tom Hardy
'No Good Deed''s Idris Elba and 5 Other Actors Who Need to Fire Their Agents
The iPod Classic Is Dead, Long Live the iPod Classic
Jack the Ripper, The Daily Mail, and Social Media Gullibility
In Honor of 'American Ninja Warrior''s Kacy Catanzaro, Here Are 15 of the Most Kick-Ass Female Action Scenes In Cinema History
10 Reasons August Was the Worst Damn Month Ever, and 10 Feel-Good Movies to Help You Recover
Which Of the Movies Coming Out In September Are Least Likely to Suck?
It's Time to Celebrate That You No Longer Have to Go To High School Any More (With Netflix!)
When Trailers Go Bad, Movies of 2014 Edition
On Creativity and Psychological Scarring, Or How 'Frank' Will Fuck You Up
2014 Summer Movie Roundup, High School Superlatives Edition
'Into the Storm' and the Scale of Cinematic Southernness
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Is a Sloppy, Unholy Mess
Bullshit Excuses People Make For Super-White Comic Book Movies: Bingo Version
How to Tell If Someone Is a Fake Geek
'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese
20 Headlines You Probably Won't See Out of San Diego Comic-Con
Six Winter-Themed Movies to Watch On Netflix Instant Because Summer Can F*ck Right Off
20 Explanations for Stanley Tucci's Performance In 'Transformers: Age of Extinction,' In Order of Increasing Likelihood
10 Reasons You Should Get Your Ass to a Movie Theater and See 'Snowpiercer' This Weekend
'Game of Thrones' Book Readers, We Need to Get Over Our Superiority Complex
20 Fun Ways to While Away Your Time During the 'Game of Thrones' Hiatus
An Open Letter to the Kid Sitting In Front of Me Who Was Scarred for Life by 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'
The Filmography of Phil Lord & Chris Miller: Character Fight Club
The Interior Monologue of an Unrepentant Cynical Bitch Going to See 'The Fault in Our Stars'
The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Sci-Fi Movies On Netflix Instant, Ranked
What Really Happened At the End of 'Game of Thrones,' The Mountain and the Viper
What If These Ten Directors Replaced Edgar Wright on 'Ant-Man'?
Five Series to Binge Watch On Netflix Instant While Your Broke Ass Is Taking a Summer Staycation
8 Movies I Would Rather Watch Than 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'
An Exclusive Pajiba Interview with the Star of Godzilla
'Penny Dreadful' Deserves to be Your Summer 'Hannibal.' Here's Why.
Step Into the Light and Accept Channing Tatum as Your Lord and Personal Gambit
A Dozen Cute Baby Animal Videos to Take Your Mind Off Celebrities Who Don't Understand What Feminism Means
Five Mediocre Movies That Don't Deserve Their Lead Actors
10 Actresses Whom Disney Needs To Get Off Its Ass And Add to the 'Star Wars' Cast
The Ten Best Films From The 2014 Tribeca Film Festival
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