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Let Nicolas Cage Instruct You On the Finer Points of Movie Theater Etiquette
Here's Who Deserves A Goddamned Oscar For 'Mockingjay - Part 1'
Pirate Huge Ackman In Joe Wright's 'Pan' Is a Steaming Bowl of WTF
Atten-HUT, Nerds: Matt Smith and Probably-Zombie Natalie Dormer Are Going To Be In a Movie Together
If the World's Sexiest Man Is Playing a Hacker, Then Screw It, Let's Cast These People As Hackers, Too
Your Boyfriend Tom Hardy Is Starring In a Show That He and His Dad Came Up With
What We Talk About When We Talk About Oscar Bait
There's Going to Be a 'Clue' Reunion on 'Community'
Billy Joel Calls Taylor Swift Haters "Snoots," Takes a Swing at Sexism While He's At It
Someone Who Thinks Thor Is a Total Asshole Will Be In 'Captain America: Civil War'
7 Ways Sony Can Fix Their Spider-Franchise
Which Director Is Best at the Most Important Thing a Director Can Do?
Christopher Nolan, We Need to Have a Talk About Your Obsession With Dead Wives
'Horns' And Male Entitlement Culture
What If Directors Were Halloween Candy?
The World's Most Obnoxious Halloween Costumes, 2014 Edition
A Visual Guide to All the Amazing Stuff You Forgot Was In 'Mortal Kombat'
Did You Know 'Glee''s Ryan Murphy Invented the Horror-Comedy?
Mac From 'It's Always Sunny' Is Directing a Motherf*cking Kid's Movie. Here's 5 Unlikely Directors Who Need to Do the Same
Six Vampire Movies Worse and Weirder Than 'Dracula Untold'
What Makes Certain Movies 'Unrebootable'?
Everything Wrong With 'Left Behind'
A Trek Through the Wild World of the 'Left Behind' Marketing Campaign
September Is Almost Over, So Let's Start Watching Good Movies Again
Baby Don't Hurt Me No More: An Open Letter to Hulu
'The Knick' And the Problem With Genuine Shitbag Protagonists
A Guide to the Ever-Changing Accent of Tom Hardy
'No Good Deed''s Idris Elba and 5 Other Actors Who Need to Fire Their Agents
The iPod Classic Is Dead, Long Live the iPod Classic
Jack the Ripper, The Daily Mail, and Social Media Gullibility
In Honor of 'American Ninja Warrior''s Kacy Catanzaro, Here Are 15 of the Most Kick-Ass Female Action Scenes In Cinema History
10 Reasons August Was the Worst Damn Month Ever, and 10 Feel-Good Movies to Help You Recover
Which Of the Movies Coming Out In September Are Least Likely to Suck?
It's Time to Celebrate That You No Longer Have to Go To High School Any More (With Netflix!)
When Trailers Go Bad, Movies of 2014 Edition
On Creativity and Psychological Scarring, Or How 'Frank' Will Fuck You Up
2014 Summer Movie Roundup, High School Superlatives Edition
'Into the Storm' and the Scale of Cinematic Southernness
'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Is a Sloppy, Unholy Mess
Bullshit Excuses People Make For Super-White Comic Book Movies: Bingo Version
How to Tell If Someone Is Fake Geek
'Transformers: Age of Extinction' vs 'Hercules': In Defense of Cheese
20 Headlines You Probably Won't See Out of San Diego Comic-Con
Six Winter-Themed Movies to Watch On Netflix Instant Because Summer Can F*ck Right Off
10 Movies to Watch On The Fourth of July That Are Patriotic for Other Countries
20 Explanations for Stanley Tucci's Performance In 'Transformers: Age of Extinction,' In Order of Increasing Likelihood
10 Reasons You Should Get Your Ass to a Movie Theater and See 'Snowpiercer' This Weekend
'Game of Thrones' Book Readers, We Need to Get Over Our Superiority Complex
20 Fun Ways to While Away Your Time During the 'Game of Thrones' Hiatus
An Open Letter to the Kid Sitting In Front of Me Who Was Scarred for Life by 'How to Train Your Dragon 2'
The Filmography of Phil Lord & Chris Miller: Character Fight Club
The Interior Monologue of an Unrepentant Cynical Bitch Going to See 'The Fault in Our Stars'
The Top Ten Indie/Foreign Sci-Fi Movies On Netflix Instant, Ranked
What Really Happened At the End of 'Game of Thrones,' The Mountain and the Viper
What If These Ten Directors Replaced Edgar Wright on 'Ant-Man'?
Five Series to Binge Watch On Netflix Instant While Your Broke Ass Is Taking a Summer Staycation
8 Movies I Would Rather Watch Than 'Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice'
An Exclusive Pajiba Interview with the Star of Godzilla
'Penny Dreadful' Deserves to be Your Summer 'Hannibal.' Here's Why.
Step Into the Light and Accept Channing Tatum as Your Lord and Personal Gambit
A Dozen Cute Baby Animal Videos to Take Your Mind Off Celebrities Who Don't Understand What Feminism Means
Five Mediocre Movies That Don't Deserve Their Lead Actors
10 Actresses Whom Disney Needs To Get Off Its Ass And Add to the 'Star Wars' Cast
The Ten Best Films From The 2014 Tribeca Film Festival
10 Movies You Can Watch On Netflix Instant That Are 100% Rapeless
James Gunn Wants All You Whiny Little Pissbabies to Stop Complaining About Movie Remakes
15 Things I Learned From Penis Museum Documentary 'The Final Member'
Four Movies That Need to Be Remade With Steve Buscemi As the Star
'Game of Thrones,' We Need to Have a Talk About Your Nudity Imbalance
20 Things I Would Rather Do Than Wait for HBO GO to Load the 'Game of Thrones' Season Premiere
Summer Movie Season Starts This Weekend. Here Are 10 Indies to Watch On Netflix Instead.
The Rockules 2: Eight Actors Who Need to Play Greek Gods Right Fricking Now
'Muppets Most Wanted''s Cameos, Scientifically Ranked From Worst to Best
In Celebration of 'Divergent' Have Some YA Dystopia Mad Libs!
The Art of the Ridiculous Movie Promo Still
5 Ways 'Hannibal' Can Up Its Ratings And Rescue Itself From Untimely Cancellation
What if '300: Rise of an Empire' Were Directed by Wes Anderson?
Television and the Art of War
8 Ways the Oscars Could Have Been Less Excruciatingly Boring Than They Regretfully Were
A Comprehensive Guide to the 2014 Oscar Nominees Available On the Internet
10 Movies and TV Shows 'Game of Thrones' Characters Need To Be In
'Endless Love' vs 'Winter's Tale': A Scientific Analysis Of Which Is the Lesser Blight Upon Humanity
In Honor of President's Day, The Final Word In Presidential Fancasting
8 Movies to Watch on Netflix Instant While You're Home By Yourself On Valentine's Day Weekend
The Absolute Worst TV Characters to Rob a Bank With
Here's The Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky Heart" Rap Remake For You to Subject All Your Enemies To
Shia LaBeouf Apologizes for Existing, Is Hosting An Art Show So People Can Torture Him. Or Something.
Five Movies 'The Lego Movie''s Phil Lord and Christopher Miller Should Have Directed
The Weinstein Company Has Finally Decided the Extent to Which They're Screwing Over 'Snowpiercer'
Sweet Jesus In a Flower Crown, Someone Take the Voice Over Off This 'Hannibal' Trailer
Five Reasons the History Channel's 'Vikings' Can't Come Back Soon Enough
'Gods of Egypt' Finally Casts a God of Egypt Who Isn't a White Dude
A One Hundred Percent Accurate, No BS List of the 2015 Oscar Winners