Pajiba

Wow. That is some frightening shit.

Oh, "Equinox", you were so long ago...

Oh my god - what does that?! What is the process/set of procee that makes a face shlumph off the connective tissue to pool at the jawline? TONS of surgery addicts have this look. Isn't there some kind of tendon sewing through the muscle/internal rigging thing that can be done here? It's so unsettling!

This is the worst thing I've ever said about a person's looks - but she reminds me of that woman who had the face transplant. The face is just not...on!

Gah. Truth is that plastic surgery isn't very good yet. You look at a regular person and can always tell if they've done it. I look at today's Hollywood, and the golden era of fishhooks and face bandaging and wonder who has it worse.

Ooh, ooh...will you buy tits for everyone too? Because my wife is stingy now that we're married.

Yick. Didn't her character in Las Vegas get blown off a roof or something? THAT'S why I eat salt and vinegar chips. Because they taste great and I won't get smushed all over the asphalt.

P.S. The most startling thing of all is this hot-air-balloon cabesa she's rocking wasn't there two years ago.

I guess we'll have to watch it to ever understand what made anybody think to make it.

I mean, apart from the bad surgery, the last time I ever saw her in the news was when she bleached her anus for Jack Nicholson, and that was ages ago.

I would watch a show about someone who bleached their anus for Jack Nicholson regardless of how long ago that was, but I know for a fact that I'm the only person who remembers that, because people always call me a liar when I mention it.

She appeared on an episode of Law and Order a couple years ago, and I had to look away during her close-ups. Not trying to be mean, but her face is that bad.

There ought to be a way to regulate compulsive plastic surgery, like levy a 200% sin-type tax on any procedures that are not part of some sort of trauma-related reconstructive surgery (car accidents, skin burns etc.) Too many people are destroying their bodies with operations that are completely unnecessary.

Christ on a pogo stick. She's been Kathleen Turnerized.

Honestly, some days I should just write the word "blither" over and over again in the magical white Pajiba box a la The Shining. It's been a while since commented on or in my magical white Pajiba box. I should get on that. Or Mr. Julien should.

Sorry - what I see is a forty-year-old woman with a slightly puffy face. Only in Hollywood would this be considered remarkable.

This can be caused by coming off a diet - it's called 'weight gain', I believe - and, more significantly, by medications such as steroids, which are used for treating a wide variety of conditions. If you don't know for certain that it isn't the latter, you shouldn't be indulging in hysterical exaggeration. "The flesh is literally separating from her facial bones like brisket" - well, no it isn't. Funny but inaccurate, and cruel. New spectacles needed, perhaps?

The young LFB was a real beauty, but she wouldn't be the first female star to indulge in unwise minor plastic surgery - lips and possibly cheeks have been suggested - hit forty, give up on a ridiculously demanding personal diet/fitness regimen, and become almost unrecognisable overnight.

But then it's not a story, is it?

i'm getting the sense that people don't know what "scathing" and "bitchy" mean.

She looks horrific, pretty sad for someone who was almost-yet-not-quite an "IT" girl.

Now she resembles Mare Winningham's retarded cousin.

she’s the ass end of a goddamn human centipede.

Posted by: Pookie at October 5, 2010 4:10 PM

Fuck me, that's exactly what I thought as soon as I saw the first linked picture: the good Dr. Heiter got his hands (and creepy instruments) all over LFB and she's going to be Segment 3 on the new Human Centipede. Cool!

Prednisone is EVIL.

What the holy fuckstick?

Thank GOD I was always broke during those moments of horrific insecurity whilst living in Los Angeles, when I WOULD have been tempted to undergo what these poor women (and some even more pathetic men -- yes, it's WAY more pathetic when the men do it -- see: Burt Reynolds) have done to themselves in the quest to reach that inchoate ideal we all KNOW must be attainable...

Right? Right? If we can't exercise our way there, at least we know our obstacles can be exorcised, on a doctor's table.

I still think she's gorgeous now... but one day... one day... this will happen to Angelina Jolie. You cannot have that many surgeries, no matter how tiny and perfectly performed, and not suffer the fate of all plastic surgery addicts in their older years.

God, that day will be so sad.