Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!
And then, in a delightful twist, and the culmination of his entire career, Jason London sh*t himself.
According to the police report, on the way to the station London said to the cops, "I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, b****." And then after telling the cops their squad car smelled "like s***," he allegedly leaned to the left and promptly pooped himself.
That rich, famous motherf*cker, whose most notable role in years was as a glorified extra in an episode of Scandal, crapped his damn pants LIKE A BOSS.
Naturally, London denied the entire story, tweeting (in reverse order):
Ah, yes: The "they doctored my mug shot excuse." Of course.
Thank you, Jason London, for shi*ting yourself. Your shame is our entertainment glory. Also, nice glasses, dude.