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Jason London Arrested, Poops Himself in Patrol Car Because God Loves Wednesday!

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrities Are Better than You | January 30, 2013 | Comments ()


And then, in a delightful twist, and the culmination of his entire career, Jason London sh*t himself.

According to the police report, on the way to the station London said to the cops, "I'm rich and I'm a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, b****." And then after telling the cops their squad car smelled "like s***," he allegedly leaned to the left and promptly pooped himself.

That rich, famous motherf*cker, whose most notable role in years was as a glorified extra in an episode of Scandal, crapped his damn pants LIKE A BOSS.

Naturally, London denied the entire story, tweeting (in reverse order):

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Ah, yes: The "they doctored my mug shot excuse." Of course.

Thank you, Jason London, for shi*ting yourself. Your shame is our entertainment glory. Also, nice glasses, dude.



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