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Chris Brown Wore a Halloween Costume

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | November 1, 2012 | Comments ()


The object of my affection celebrated Halloween last night. He's the one in the middle.


The caption when he posted this on Instagram: "Ain't nobody fucking wit my clique!!"

*throws laptop* I'm out. I'm done. It's official. We have a winner. Chris Brown, you are officially THE worst. Congratufuckinglations.

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  • Rubble44

    (sigh) This guy is the biggest douchenozzle on the planet. I do my best to ignore this idiot and hope that someday he will fade into oblivion like so many assholes before him, I just hope he and Rihanna don't have a kid, with role models like its parents, that child will be the smuggest, solipsystic brat on the planet and better be able to take a punch

  • Rubble44

    I now realize I wrote on the planet twice...I'm a little rusty on the posting thing.

  • Pookie

    When I speak out about Chris Brown I’m not defending or condoning his behavior, his behavior towards Rihanna speaks for itself. I speak out because of the hypocrisy towards Chris Brown. I’m still waiting for one article from Mrs. Enlow detailing Charlie Sheen’s Halloween activities as well as his twenty year documented history of abusing women and drugs. I won’t hold my breath though.

  • kirbyjay

    Ya know what Pook? Chris Brown is an asshole. It's not because he is black, it's because he's an asshole. Charlie Sheen is also an asshole. Should we throw a woman in there? OK, Kim Kardashian is an asshole. What about a black woman? Ohoh, I forgot Asian assholes, and Latino's, gotta add in a Latino asshole.
    Had Ms. Courtney detailed Charlie Sheen's Halloween frolics you would have said " What about the black man? Can't the black man celebrate Halloween? You turn EVERYTHING into race, just like conservatives turn EVERYTHING into politics and it's nauseating. I would say it's all Obama's fault, but he is black and that would put you over the edge.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Here you go, Pook:

    And Now, Let's Check In With Charlie Sheen

    Now could you turn down your racial outrage a tiny bit?

  • KZoeT

    Did they all arrive at the party in the Lamborghini? I have this image of them all piling out, clown car style, with some sort of dubstep circus music blasting from the speakers.

  • David Sorenson

    On the plus side, maybe someone will issue a fatwa calling for his death.

    If Dick Cheney were still president, Chris would be in Gitmo and we'd all be much happier with it's existence.

  • Pookie

    Oh wow! So the black guy deserves death? And yes I said black guy because you wouldn't dare call for the white guy to get death. And two people agreed with you, wow, just wow.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    He dressed up as a fucking terrorist. I don't care if he's black, white, mauve or fucking polkadot, his colour has nothing to do with it. He's a scumsucking waste of breath that beat the shit out of his girlfriend yet goes on to become the fucking Messiah to his fans and the biggest selling R&B star - he's a douche of the highest order and I'd second any fatwa going to rid us of this twat who thinks he has a free pass on everything.

  • David Sorenson

    You totally got me. The only thing that there is to dislike about Chris Brown is that he's black. He's never done anything to anyone and is not an annoying douchebag. Also I was totally not joking at all and was being completely serious.

    Oh Pookie. You're the only person who's gazed into my soul. The only one to truly take the time to find out what I'm really like. Words can't express what that means to me. Will you marry me?

  • Pookie

    Ok you're right, as I look at your post you didn't say you wished someone would kill Chris Brown, my bad.

  • David Sorenson

    What really alarms me is how racist you are. I clearly made a joke based upon the popular misconception of any and all muslims/arabs as homicidal maniacs who overreact to any slights against their culture. Your only objection was that I supposedly wanted the black man to die. Awfully selective racial preference there.

    Clearly we're more alike than you think, which is why I think our marriage will work over the long term.

  • Gina

    You're determined to miss the point, aren't you?

  • Gina

    Who's the white guy in the picture?

  • Maguita NYC


    What an asshole.

  • If one had a similar mindset to Mr. Brown, one could imagine that that pic would look like Mr Brown's family and friends if they traded their burnooses for baggy jeans and white t-shirts.

  • kyky

    The link to your other Chris Brown piece is dead.

  • BAH. Fixed. Thanks!

  • Green Lantern

    Dear Chris Brown,

    Wonder Woman just told you off. Quit now.

    Seriously...this lady can break you in half, and not in a good way.

  • googergieger

    So is this worse than that one chick that used to bone Hefner that wore black face that one time? Or worse than that one British dude Nazi-ing it up?

  • googergieger

    How did a legit question get downvoted? Don't get me wrong Chris Brown is horrible and I'd rather have people just completely forget about him, rather than constantly make him relevant. However seriously, this picture is somehow the most offensive and worse thing ever? This is the last straw? Not the police report? This? Get your priorities straight people.

  • Apparently you don't understand hyperbole

  • googergieger

    No I don't. Explain it to me.

  • Puddin

    Hey Chris, I don't think that the terrorists wear Adidas Adissage slides. Or make zombie poses.

  • Pookie

    So what’s next Courtney, you’re going to blast Chris Brown for celebrating Thanksgiving?

  • Pookie

    Well now, 27 people can't recognize hypocrisy. Groupthink will indeed be our downfall.

  • David Sorenson

    Just because we're a group that thinks doesn't mean it's groupthink. Similarly just because you don't think at all doesn't make you a turnip. It just makes it more likely that you'll vote for Mitt Romney.

  • David Sorenson

    Given that he'd probably celebrate in the thoroughly appropriate fashion of murdering an entire native american tribe.......probably.

  • annie

    Once again, classy as ever.

  • $27019454

    People like this sometimes give me a wonky view of my own goodness. That's fine with me: As long as Chris Brown and his ilk continue to cavort about the planet, I can continue to convince myself that I'm on St. Peter's list. Because by comparison, I'm St. Rose of Lima.

  • Javier

    Courtney after reading that new -> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • EAG46

    I love the Lynda Carter/Wonder Woman picture.

  • L.O.V.E.

    This guy and Rihanna are both idiots. I fully expect them to dress up as Ike and Tina Turner next year.

  • Bert_McGurt

    I saw a blackface Ike & Tina at a party last weekend. Along with blackface Lil' Wayne & Nicki Minaj. And then there was the Tali-band, which (at least) wasn't in brownface, and carried instruments instead of weapons.

    It was a little bit of an odd one.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Sorry, that was the sound of my head rebounding backwards in awe.

  • Anthony Hoffman

    Agreed. Sadly, Rihanna's behavior after getting beaten to a bloody pulp is about as dangerous and immature as Chris Brown. Even her dad still likes him.

  • Sirilicious

    What do you expect from a man who beat his own wife regularly? Women are obviously asking to be put in their place, when they act out. His daughter is no different from his wife, apparently.

  • Natallica

    Her constant narcissism (hey! look at my sexy picture, lookLOOKLOOK!) and his apparently neverending douchiness even goes above the Kardashian-West pairing combined level. And that's saying much.

  • NynjaSquirrel

    Maybe we could dangle some shinies and a reality TV camera close to edge of a dangerously deep lava pit and hope for the best?

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