Bieber Fans Hack Esperanza Spalding's Wiki: I Belieb That Children Are Our Future
So, with that, let's get to the Wikipedia thing.
If we're running on averages here, you are 12. You're a full fledged person. You are too old for dumb stuff like this. By 13 or so, I was busy having my life changed by Fiona Apple. If and/or when the modern-day facsimile happens to you, you will feel very stupid. If it doesn't, I wish you very much luck in your future of putting "anything i cn dance 2!" as your Facebook favorite music selection well into your 30s and owning lots of tops from Wet Seal.
I'm not mad. I'm disappointed. And if I am disappointed in you for anything, it's your complete lack of skill regarding the hack. You made her middle name "Quesadilla"? You can't spell "retard"? You're worthless.
Kids, you are growing up in a time of the internet majority, meaning your entire age group has been raised to feel that your opinions are interesting and deserving of being heard.
I assure you, you are incorrect in that assumption. Get smarter, use your words, and open yourself to a world outside the Biebs. Now here, have a Werther's hard candy.
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