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10 Pants-Igniting Things Oscar Isaac Is the Absolute Best At

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | May 8, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | May 8, 2015 |



Quick survey: exactly how in love with Oscar Isaac are you? Like on a scale of 1 to Everything. If you’re anything less that “Everything,” I’m going to assume you haven’t seen A Most Violent Year, or Ex Machina, or are possibly some sort of body-snatched Stepford cyborg without human emotions or pants-area-feelings. Here are nine things Oscar Isaac is the best at, to hopefully fan the appropriately lustful fires within you.

10. Cats.
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9. The best at sharing a screen with droids. See, it’s just polite to kneel.
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8. Modern day gender swapped pin-ups.
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7. Being the best thing about super shitty Zack Snyder movies.
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6. Being disturbingly sexy while covered in blood.
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5. Also the best at maintaining his sanity while being directed by Madonna. (Was anyone else aware that W.E. was a movie that existed?)
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4. He has the best opinions on robot-human relations.
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3. He’s the best at making pretty sounds with his mouth and various instruments.
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2. Literally every manifestation of facial hair.
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1. Dancing. I know this is basically the ongoing Pajiba battlefield, the debate over who rules supreme in the realm of dancing. And yes, it’s presumptuous to call such a newcomer The Best. However…


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